STRANGER DANGER! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT WAS YOU?

  • chubba July 23, 2017

    Those Karate lessons as a kid finally paid off.

    +6 -0
    • boobles July 23, 2017

      @chubba that's Mr. Miyagi's pecker...

      +4 -1
  • hatchetface July 23, 2017

    I carry a pocket knife at all times.

    +12 -1
    • noprob July 23, 2017

      @hatchetface me too. Shave you sharp too. Ya never know...

      +2 -2
  • chefdecookabitch July 23, 2017

    So gay what he just did. I would just wait outside of the bathroom and whoop some ass

    +6 -4
    • doondah July 23, 2017

      @chefdecookabitch tooreal would start suckin it

      +1 -1
  • wombatbytes July 23, 2017

    Fucking filthy squat toilets.

    +3 -0
    • bigsmokey86 July 23, 2017

      @wombatbytes I'm surprised they still make those. Seems so uncomfortable.

      +4 -0
      • wombatbytes July 23, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 : They getting installed everywhere because, well, muslims....

        I want to know how they manage explosive diarrhea - it has to coat everything!

        +5 -0
        • bigsmokey86 July 23, 2017

          @wombatbytes Fuck it get the power washer.

          +5 -1
  • felterupgood July 23, 2017

    I would have to change my nick to Who Flung Dung

    +4 -0
  • fukinyourmom July 23, 2017

    Beat that dick like it owes him money

    +5 -0
  • felterupgood July 23, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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    • wombatbytes July 23, 2017

      @felterupgood : Do you have a stutter?

      +6 -0
      • GrimmWilder July 23, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        Give'em a break wombat....

        He been slappin dicks all day,..,

        +5 -0
        • bigsmokey86 July 23, 2017

          @GrimmWilder Bruce Lee would be proud.

          +3 -1
  • fiddledeedee July 23, 2017

    Two words: Zippo lighter.

    +5 -0
  • airsporter July 23, 2017

    How did the dick know he was there? - Spooky!

    +6 -0
  • soulconsumer July 23, 2017

    I would kill him.

    +5 -3
    • frank n. stein September 19, 2017

      Yeah, b'coz it's THAT serious. SMH

      Dumbass

      +0 -0
  • deepwebmaroc July 23, 2017

    Cut him

    +4 -1
  • xizang July 23, 2017

    Great chance to collect a trophy. Not sure if I would give the severed penis to the penis museum, or my girlfriend. But the original owner's obviously trying to get rid of it.

    +4 -0
  • freddykrueger July 23, 2017

    ...gay

    +4 -1
    • frank n. stein September 19, 2017

      @freddykrueger THANKS, Captain Obvious.

      +0 -0
  • sealex July 23, 2017

    The Cunt that got kicked out of the plane was looking for you dude!

    +4 -1
  • sunfishsam2001 July 23, 2017

    well, he did Spank his Monkey!

    +4 -1
  • big_daddy305 July 23, 2017

    No matter what anyone says he still beat the other guy off.

    +7 -0
  • ketamine<3 July 23, 2017

    I'd slap a hot turd on that mother fucker. Surprise mother fucker!

    +4 -0
    • big_daddy305 July 23, 2017

      So you'd put your asshole up to his dick?

      +6 -0
      • ketamine<3 July 23, 2017

        @big_daddy305 I was thinking more like wrap toilet paper around my hand and grab one but good to know that's what your mind goes to. Aww fuck it you got me + 1 fucker!

        +3 -1
        • sarge07 July 24, 2017

          @ketamine<3 +5 to both big & ket. Goofy fuckers

          +1 -0
  • honkie365 July 23, 2017

    67 times in a row that dumb fuck stick his mini dick thru the hole. He'll never learn.

    +3 -1
  • vivalamigra July 23, 2017

    Why is there a camera there?

    +6 -1
  • reno7790 July 23, 2017

    @trust me would go crazy sucking that shit off like a pro and take it across the face

    +3 -1
  • the suspect July 23, 2017

    Im sure the stranger still got what he wanted

    +5 -0
  • cptmiles July 23, 2017

    When you squat in a stall with a glory hole, what the hell do you think is going to happen?

    +5 -0
  • newwaves July 23, 2017

    Wipe my ass and wrap the toilet paper around the dick

    +3 -0
  • mrthorwald July 23, 2017

    At least taste it..

    +3 -1
  • eyeh8dumbasses July 23, 2017

    That's why you carry a lighter.

    +3 -1
  • sarge07 July 23, 2017

    Who has a hat pin?

    +3 -0
  • emokiller July 23, 2017

    Sitting down to take a shit with a glory hole two inches from your face. What could go wrong. Flip side of the coin....sticking your dick into the unknown. Lol people are fucking crazy

    +4 -0
  • Judo Chop!

    +3 -0
  • nybadguy July 23, 2017

    Fag. The both of em.

    +3 -1
  • pork&beans July 23, 2017

    Hey i see whack a mole is back!!

    +4 -0
  • exelar July 23, 2017

    he touch it,he is gay!!!

    +3 -1
  • truckingman July 23, 2017

    ........................................................ WTMF"F?

    +2 -0
    • sarge07 July 24, 2017

      @truckingman a new game called "Whack A Pecker" brought to you by those fine folks at Milton Bradley.

      +2 -0
  • siko666 July 23, 2017

    Id grab that fucking pecker and yank it so hard he would get whip lash. Then kick in his stall door. Well you can imagine the rest.

    +3 -1
    • frank n. stein September 19, 2017

      @siko666 You go to town sucking the cum out of that dick! The End.

      +0 -0
  • picklehiesner July 23, 2017

    Wipe yer poop on it

    +4 -0
  • captjim July 23, 2017

    Watch the movie porky's to see what I'd do...

    +3 -0
  • truckingman July 23, 2017

    "TASER, TASER, TASER!!!!!!"

    +3 -0
  • deadpen July 23, 2017

    About the same thing. Maybe pick up the "shit paper" trash can and hit it.

    The dick isn't the fucked up thing here. The trash can to put your used whipping paper in instead of flushing it is the fucked up part.

    Nasty third world countries not being able to afford sewage that can handle toilet paper.

    +2 -0
  • blowback51 July 23, 2017

    I definately wouldnt slap it.i think i would pull my pants up after 1 wipe & kick next stall door in,and stomp a mudhole in that faggots head.maybe or just laugh and tickle it

    +2 -1
    • frank n. stein September 19, 2017

      @blowback51 Because his dick is bigger that yours? Aaaaww. Baby-dick needs a hug.

      +0 -0
  • whobe July 23, 2017

    To bad he didn't have a big ass fishing hook.

    +3 -0
  • 72jayd July 23, 2017

    touching leads to other things,

    +2 -0
    • rightinthepooper July 24, 2017

      @72jayd That looks like heavy petting to me....

      +2 -0
  • lambass_bmws1kr July 24, 2017

    Kkk

    +1 -2
  • lowfro July 24, 2017

    Peek a boo!!

    +3 -0
  • sinner1ner July 26, 2017

    id step on that shit

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein September 19, 2017

    I'd suck it, of course!

    +0 -0
 
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