Those Karate lessons as a kid finally paid off.
@chubba that's Mr. Miyagi's pecker...
I carry a pocket knife at all times.
@hatchetface me too. Shave you sharp too. Ya never know...
So gay what he just did. I would just wait outside of the bathroom and whoop some ass
@chefdecookabitch tooreal would start suckin it
Fucking filthy squat toilets.
@wombatbytes I'm surprised they still make those. Seems so uncomfortable.
@bigsmokey86 : They getting installed everywhere because, well, muslims....
I want to know how they manage explosive diarrhea - it has to coat everything!
@wombatbytes Fuck it get the power washer.
I would have to change my nick to Who Flung Dung
Beat that dick like it owes him money
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@felterupgood : Do you have a stutter?
Give'em a break wombat....
He been slappin dicks all day,..,
@GrimmWilder Bruce Lee would be proud.
Two words: Zippo lighter.
How did the dick know he was there? - Spooky!
I would kill him.
Yeah, b'coz it's THAT serious. SMH
Great chance to collect a trophy. Not sure if I would give the severed penis to the penis museum, or my girlfriend. But the original owner's obviously trying to get rid of it.
@freddykrueger THANKS, Captain Obvious.
The Cunt that got kicked out of the plane was looking for you dude!
well, he did Spank his Monkey!
No matter what anyone says he still beat the other guy off.
I'd slap a hot turd on that mother fucker. Surprise mother fucker!
So you'd put your asshole up to his dick?
@big_daddy305 I was thinking more like wrap toilet paper around my hand and grab one but good to know that's what your mind goes to. Aww fuck it you got me + 1 fucker!
@ketamine<3 +5 to both big & ket. Goofy fuckers
67 times in a row that dumb fuck stick his mini dick thru the hole. He'll never learn.
Why is there a camera there?
@trust me would go crazy sucking that shit off like a pro and take it across the face
Im sure the stranger still got what he wanted
When you squat in a stall with a glory hole, what the hell do you think is going to happen?
Wipe my ass and wrap the toilet paper around the dick
At least taste it..
That's why you carry a lighter.
Who has a hat pin?
@sarge07 or a pencil?
Sitting down to take a shit with a glory hole two inches from your face. What could go wrong. Flip side of the coin....sticking your dick into the unknown. Lol people are fucking crazy
Fag. The both of em.
Hey i see whack a mole is back!!
he touch it,he is gay!!!
@truckingman a new game called "Whack A Pecker" brought to you by those fine folks at Milton Bradley.
Id grab that fucking pecker and yank it so hard he would get whip lash. Then kick in his stall door. Well you can imagine the rest.
@siko666 You go to town sucking the cum out of that dick! The End.
Wipe yer poop on it
Watch the movie porky's to see what I'd do...
"TASER, TASER, TASER!!!!!!"
About the same thing. Maybe pick up the "shit paper" trash can and hit it.
The dick isn't the fucked up thing here. The trash can to put your used whipping paper in instead of flushing it is the fucked up part.
Nasty third world countries not being able to afford sewage that can handle toilet paper.
I definately wouldnt slap it.i think i would pull my pants up after 1 wipe & kick next stall door in,and stomp a mudhole in that faggots head.maybe or just laugh and tickle it
@blowback51 Because his dick is bigger that yours? Aaaaww. Baby-dick needs a hug.
To bad he didn't have a big ass fishing hook.
touching leads to other things,
@72jayd That looks like heavy petting to me....
Peek a boo!!
id step on that shit
I'd suck it, of course!