Go ahead but you wont feel anything...
@the suspect What's this for an idiot!
Not big enough but I could try to squeeze it in there
@fukinyourmom dude if your penis is that big seek medical help immediately!
@mrthorwald well after being on this site for so long I figured it was normal to tie metal wire around my meat hammer....
Stick a leg too just for the heck of it.
Is this the millennial version of the paper bag over the ugly girls' head?
@blackmurdock yeah hole-ly boring
Wake up your boyfriend at 3 am mumbling with that shit on.
Yea id let her Blo-me
GOT'DAMN i near shit meself when'er eyes popped open!!!!!
What goes in, will never comes out...
Put your face back on and blow me
@picklehiesner Yu funy guuy!!!
Thats my line...
It's like looking at Darkman
@superbadasssweetdaddyjones or the Nightman! Ahhhh arrrr..
"Head like a hole, black as your soul"
think it's hollow and then it blinks.. no thanks. I'll stick to whacking it.
Reminds me of my ex. I couldn't do anything for her.....
Some pocket protector guy with to much time on his hands
No nagging or bitching...that would be the perfect woman if it was real!
@willwags1 remember West World
Like pissing through an open window
What the.......................................... The makeup artist whom created this work of visual art for this lady should by a MF" HIGH PAID HOLLY WOOD MAKEUP STAR!!!!!!
MF" CONFUSED BY THIS WONDERFUL WORK OF VISUAL ART, Robert Hallock
@truckingman it is indeed a great job of face painting
Wow, pretty amazing!
Looks like a giant gaped asshole.
it's like that Billy idol song "Eyes without a face".
The Girl with far away eyes