DO... DO I STICK MY PENIS IN IT?

  • the suspect September 21, 2017

    Go ahead but you wont feel anything...

    +3 -0
    • misteram September 23, 2017

      @the suspect What's this for an idiot!

      +0 -0
  • fukinyourmom September 21, 2017

    Not big enough but I could try to squeeze it in there

    +4 -1
    • mrthorwald September 21, 2017

      @fukinyourmom dude if your penis is that big seek medical help immediately!

      +1 -0
      • fukinyourmom September 21, 2017

        @mrthorwald well after being on this site for so long I figured it was normal to tie metal wire around my meat hammer....

        +1 -0
  • dick steel September 21, 2017

    Stick a leg too just for the heck of it.

    +4 -0
  • letmefindout September 21, 2017

    Is this the millennial version of the paper bag over the ugly girls' head?

    +2 -0
  • blackmurdock September 21, 2017

    Boring

    +1 -0
    • rouge_et_blanc September 21, 2017

      @blackmurdock yeah hole-ly boring

      +2 -0
  • drtyrell September 21, 2017

    Wake up your boyfriend at 3 am mumbling with that shit on.

    +2 -0
  • hiwudjablome September 21, 2017

    Yea id let her Blo-me

    +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder September 21, 2017

    GOT'DAMN i near shit meself when'er eyes popped open!!!!!

    +2 -2
  • toy-boat September 21, 2017

    What goes in, will never comes out...

    +1 -0
  • picklehiesner September 21, 2017

    Put your face back on and blow me

    +6 -0
  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones September 21, 2017

    It's like looking at Darkman

    +1 -0
    • mrthorwald September 21, 2017

      @superbadasssweetdaddyjones or the Nightman! Ahhhh arrrr..

      +1 -0
  • aorta September 21, 2017

    "Head like a hole, black as your soul"

    +1 -0
  • big_daddy305 September 21, 2017

    think it's hollow and then it blinks.. no thanks. I'll stick to whacking it.

    +1 -1
  • dry terd September 21, 2017

    Reminds me of my ex. I couldn't do anything for her.....

    +0 -0
  • 01nighttrain September 21, 2017

    Some pocket protector guy with to much time on his hands

    +1 -0
  • willwags1 September 21, 2017

    No nagging or bitching...that would be the perfect woman if it was real!

    +1 -0
    • sarge07 September 21, 2017

      @willwags1 remember West World

      +0 -1
  • italianweapon September 21, 2017

    Go ahead but you wont feel anything...

    +1 -1
  • sarge07 September 21, 2017

    ??????????

    +1 -1
  • redpig September 21, 2017

    Like pissing through an open window

    +1 -0
  • truckingman September 21, 2017

    What the.......................................... The makeup artist whom created this work of visual art for this lady should by a MF" HIGH PAID HOLLY WOOD MAKEUP STAR!!!!!!

    MF" CONFUSED BY THIS WONDERFUL WORK OF VISUAL ART, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +2 -0
    • sarge07 September 21, 2017

      @truckingman it is indeed a great job of face painting

      +1 -1
  • fiddledeedee September 21, 2017

    Wow, pretty amazing!

    +1 -0
  • 72jayd September 21, 2017

    Looks like a giant gaped asshole.

    +1 -0
  • nybadguy September 21, 2017

    Yup

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 September 23, 2017

    it's like that Billy idol song "Eyes without a face".

    +0 -0
 
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