Now's the time to pick up the rewarding hobby of whittling
The New Jai Alai paddle holder
Damn that's a big ass Splinter...
He is a javelin marker and it was his first day on the job. I guess they didn't have time to explain that he wasn't supposed to try to catch it
Another one doing the Jesus thing all wrong
Lumber jack loving has it's risks.
Ooh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and work all day.
@wombatbytes props for the Monty Python reference
Don't fuck with the new branch manager.
Hence the expression 'I got wood baby.'
@ouch Fucking planking! Clever me 'ole boy!
Imagine playing fetch with your dog and this happen
This body piercing shit is getting ridiculous.
Christ died for your sins Motherfucker.,..,,.
@GrimmWilder : Do you mean that Jewish zombie guy?
@wombatbytes Yup, that very one.....he takes the sins from fat Eve chomping forbidden fruit.,.,,.
@GrimmWilder : And playing with snakes.
@wombatbytes And doing drugs...
Cuz if a tree snake talks to you or rather talks you into something....you're high!!
I'd like to know how that happened, and he's lucky as fuck that didn't go into his rib cage! He doesn't seem to give a fuck either way.
Hipsters always need attention.
That gave me a woody.
A pair of channel locks with two band aids and he's good to go.
Damn! What up K-Bob
That's the best body mod I've ever seen !!
He should lose some weight.
He got the surgery to become Treegender...
That dude is a meat popsicle.
He owes almighty god a tossed salad!
Any body got a giant tweezer
just a splinter pussy
Fuckin' millenial cry baby's.
It's bad enough that he fell out of a tree, but to take home a souvenier?
...you know that got infected!
I would leave it, it's a good conversation starter
My grandma would just sterilize a sewing needle with a match, and tease that sucker out of there. Alittle Bactine. Good as new.
Shit. That's nothing more than a bit of body modification.
This body piercing shit has gone too far!!!
Mooom! Get the tweezers i have a splinter