IN CHINA, THEY CALL THIS 'THE GUARANTEE'

  • bombomking11 October 20, 2017

    Steamrolled and flattened

    +4 -0
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @bombomking11

      Offensive driving maneuver called "The Pancake."

      +3 -1
  • dick steel October 20, 2017

    Guaranteed population control.

    +10 -2
  • GrimmWilder October 20, 2017

    The guarantee is they won't dig up much more than a squashed bug spot!

    +6 -2
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Dig up or scrape up?

      +2 -1
  • maddog123 October 20, 2017

    Guinness book record

    From death to burial in one second!

    +10 -1
  • letmefindout October 20, 2017

    The only guarantee I can see to this video is that he is not gonna get up and walk away.

    +2 -1
  • ketamine<3 October 20, 2017

    Scooter rental place guarantees a winner every time!

    +4 -1
    • mr.spine October 20, 2017

      @ketamine<3 scooter/funeral service will make a killing in china.

      +3 -1
  • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

    Anything worth doing, is worth over doing

    +5 -0
  • airsporter October 20, 2017

    You Load SixteenTons And What Do Get?

    No Days Older And Deeper In Debt.

    +9 -1
  • sinner1ner October 20, 2017

    insurance wont cover sand accidents unfortunately

    +3 -0
  • ouch October 20, 2017

    That's a lot of sand to soak up such a small spill

    +3 -5
    • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

      @ouch Are you talking about the stereotypical Asian penis? Or the overall stereotypical Asian stature?

      +4 -0
      • sarge07 October 20, 2017

        @oathbreaker yes

        +4 -1
  • kore October 20, 2017

    Killed and buried at the same time.

    +4 -0
  • zack sweeney October 20, 2017

    Is it me or does everyone in China drive really bad .....".warning " racist remark comming .... or is that the lil yellow basters really can't see ...

    +5 -1
    • sarge07 October 20, 2017

      @zack sweeney he rode through a spider web and blindfolded himself.

      +6 -1
      • zack sweeney October 21, 2017

        @sarge07 that was good +1 for you sir

        +3 -1
  • quantum October 20, 2017

    I bet the drivers name was "sandy"

    +7 -0
  • nybadguy October 20, 2017

    They diggin to china. O wait

    +2 -1
  • felterupgood October 20, 2017

    Proof that riding a moped is like fucking a fat girl.... they are both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.

    +2 -2
    • fiddledeedee October 20, 2017

      @felterupgood

      I want HER friends to see me doing it! Heh heh

      +7 -0
  • peaks October 20, 2017

    Killed and buried all in 4 seconds.

    +5 -0
  • rouge_et_blanc October 20, 2017

    he's in a load of trouble now

    +4 -0
  • fiddledeedee October 20, 2017

    A truck accident in China, when you positively, absolutely have to be dead overnight.

    Just in case the impact didn't get the poor guy, or the getting run over, or the truck landing on him, he gets buried as well.

    +4 -0
  • vivalamigra October 20, 2017

    The USA borrows money we can't pay back from China to provide for illegal aliens, and we laugh at the Chinese?

    +8 -3
    • felterupgood October 20, 2017

      This comment has been deleted

      +1 -2
      • vivalamigra October 20, 2017

        @felterupgood Sure. Will be hilarious when we cough up assets when we can't make the payments. Me Chinese me take American assets. Knee-slapping good time.

        +6 -2
        • felterupgood October 20, 2017

          This comment has been deleted

          +0 -1
          • vivalamigra October 21, 2017

            @felterupgood True. Giving the Chinese mining rights to all of our National Parks won't even be noticeable.

            +6 -2
    • sarge07 October 20, 2017

      @vivalamigra of course, like it of not; it's funny as hell.

      +5 -1
  • hiwudjablome October 20, 2017

    One less rabbit fucker

    +5 -1
    • felterupgood October 20, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      I'm not clear...

      Do they fuck rabbits or fuck like rabbits

      +3 -1
      • hiwudjablome October 21, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Take your pick im open to suggestions..

        +3 -1
        • felterupgood October 21, 2017

          @hiwudjablome

          Maybe if they fuck rabbits there would be less of them. I don't think they will hurt the rabbits.

          +2 -1
  • dry terd October 20, 2017

    Sushi

    +3 -0
  • happyjack October 20, 2017

    Slow it down.

    +6 -6
  • cazaly October 20, 2017

    Well, the bad news is Mrs Wing, your husband is dead. Some good news though, we've saved on the funeral cost and already buried him. At the T Junction.

    +7 -0
  • whobe October 20, 2017

    Why didn't they just put a grave stone there?

    +4 -0
  • yeayeayea October 20, 2017

    Chinese can´t drive for shit.

    +2 -0
  • truckingman October 20, 2017

    Mike, I believe the trucker, in the semi, also died as a result of this accident.

    +0 -0
  • captjim October 20, 2017

    killed and buried in one move.... nice.

    +1 -0
  • deadpen October 20, 2017

    Such little people have extremely huge accidents.

    +4 -0
 
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