TURNS OUT, A TENT CAN'T SAVE YOU FROM A TOW MISSILE

  • carlspackler October 23, 2017

    There goes my REI membership.

    +6 -0
  • flyingcrow83 October 23, 2017

    A tent cant save him from a tow missle, but it CAN save him from being seen fucking a Camel.

    +10 -0
  • bombomking11 October 23, 2017

    MY PROTECTION!!!

    +5 -0
  • luvthick October 23, 2017

    "Red Dot and Shittin Dresses" sounds like a really cool band name.

    +2 -8
    • sarge07 October 23, 2017

      @luvthick sounds like some millennial band

      +3 -4
  • druski420 October 23, 2017

    Alla his tent was gone but it looks like he gets up at the end of you look closer

    +5 -0
  • ouch October 23, 2017

    Come on down to Tent City

    Our prices are explosive!

    +8 -7
    • kore October 23, 2017

      @ouch I bet... just look at those satisfied customers, they had a blast

      +5 -4
      • ouch October 23, 2017

        @kore lol

        Jay Jay got one and he said it was DYNooooMITE!

        +4 -6
        • truckingman October 23, 2017

          'Ouch the Tents are MF" BLOWING OFF THE MF" SHELVES!!!!!!'

          """'IT IS A MF" C FOUR OF MADNESS!!!!!!'"""

          +4 -0
          • ouch October 24, 2017

            @truckingman

            T-Man sale man of the month

            +4 -6
  • sealex October 23, 2017

    Maybe if you had not set up camp in THE MIDDLE OF THE ONLY FUCKING PATH!!! this would not have happen Akbar!

    +6 -0
  • letmefindout October 23, 2017

    This act was not virgin worthy. Denied.

    +3 -4
  • kore October 23, 2017

    Well, at least they will avoid the 'a-tented' escape charge

    +8 -4
    • flyingcrow83 October 23, 2017

      @kore +1. That was funny.

      +2 -0
    • alastor October 23, 2017

      @kore You have to admit that was in tents.

      +5 -0
  • GrimmWilder October 23, 2017

    Them lightning bugs got one hell of a bite!

    +8 -2
  • airsporter October 23, 2017

    More fucking money than sense.

    How much did it cost to blow up what looks like a Wedding Marquee in the middle of some shitty dirt track?

    +7 -3
    • quantum October 23, 2017

      @airsporter I bet it took 15.000$ for the tow for a job that a 0,80$ lighter could do too.

      He didnt even kill the ONLY guy there. He's standing up at the end to look if his goatwife survived.

      +8 -0
      • truckingman October 23, 2017

        Quantum the tent could have had a few ISIS soldier sleeping or ammo crates hinden in it.

        +2 -0
        • quantum October 23, 2017

          @truckingman . . Machinegun, mortar, grenade . . . not a missile intended to crack TANKS.

          +5 -0
      • quantum October 23, 2017

        @quantum . . I have to correct myself. A real TOW missile costs about 60.000$

        +5 -0
  • pimpnerd October 23, 2017

    They Got The Tent All Blown up To Pieces BUT Ol Allah Akbar At The End of The Video stood up..

    +4 -0
    • sbohica October 23, 2017

      @pimpnerd

      There are signs all over, here down south, proclaiming 'He will rise again". We just witnessed it.

      +8 -5
  • mr.spine October 23, 2017

    You had me at tent missile and blow.

    +4 -2
  • quantum October 23, 2017

    A tow for the towelhead.

    +5 -0
  • drtyrell October 23, 2017

    This is what happens when you catch the laser pointer!

    +4 -0
  • sir badass i October 23, 2017

    All that action made me "pitch a tent"

    +3 -0
  • hiwudjablome October 23, 2017

    Another goat fucker on his way to mo-ham-id

    +5 -2
  • dry terd October 23, 2017

    Won't play for me. Guess I'll just look at the milfs tits in the ad below and fap into ol crusty

    +4 -0
    • sbohica October 23, 2017

      @dry terd

      It took my phone a couple of times to get it to play.

      Keep trying. Its a .gif(im assuming) so that cud be it.

      +8 -5
  • kiwi cunt October 23, 2017

    If the cunt had run for his life to the LEFT, he woulda been fine. Haha.

    +6 -0
  • sarge07 October 23, 2017

    well how about that, another invalid source

    +2 -2
  • what now? whats next? October 23, 2017

    Starting forest fires and other shit

    +4 -0
  • atomfried October 23, 2017

    but it saved him , he just stand up after that ...u can clearly see at the end

    +2 -0
    • maxm60 October 24, 2017

      @atomfried Yeah i saw that too right at the end. All that BOOM! and no kill.

      +4 -0
  • truckingman October 23, 2017

    ENGLISH

    To the people whom speak 'Arabic' language, I apologize for the content of this joke. I did not mean for the content to offend any of the Muslim people. My joke is towards the ISIS organization not its' people.

    Knock, knock....

    ISIS soldier, "Identify your self!"

    _____, "Tow"

    ISIS soldier, "What do you want?"

    Tow, "I have a delivery for you."

    ISIS soldier, "A delivery?" "What is this delivery?"

    Tow, "A TOW MISSILE OF FUCK YOU!!!"

    ARABIC

    الناس الذين يتكلمون اللغة العربية، أعتذر عن محتوى هذه النكتة. لم أقصد للمحتوى أن يسيء إلى أي شعب مسلم. مزاحتي هي نحو تنظيم داعش وليس شعبها.

    دق دق....

    إيزيس الجندي، "تحديد نفسك!"

    _____، "السحب"

    داعش الجندي "ماذا تريد؟"

    السحب، "لدي تسليم لك".

    داعش، "تسليم؟" "ما هو هذا التسليم؟"

    السحب، "A صاروخية من اللعنة لك !!!"

    +1 -1
    • truckingman October 24, 2017

      I wrote the apologe, to the muslim people, for that fact, I would not be targeted for excution. Also, I wrote dialect of the conversation, my comment above, in arabic, so conversation would feel like it came directly from the battlefield.

      +2 -0
  • braduk October 23, 2017

    That looked like perfect timing, he just bent over looks like to unzip the door to get in. Like right... Where did I put my phoneBOOOOOOM

    +4 -0
  • sinner1ner October 23, 2017

    i can make a tent when i wake up in the morning woods

    +4 -0
  • deadpen October 23, 2017

    Tents protect you from

    Rain - check

    Bears - check

    Bigfoot - check

    Toe Missile - nope

    +4 -0
  • eldoggy October 24, 2017

    That couldve been prevented if the tent was camo

    +4 -0
  • whobe October 24, 2017

    He may have stood up but I bet he is deaf now and he probably needs a new O ring after shitting himself.

    +4 -1
  • xoxfalconxox October 24, 2017

    uhmmm... he survived... you can see him stand up.

    +3 -0
  • maxm60 October 24, 2017

    Betcha he won't camp there again

    +3 -0
  • gnasher October 26, 2017

    Thats some awesome shit, straight through the front door of the Akbars Duplex

    +0 -0
  • wolfalone October 28, 2017

    man i thought that tent would hold better . i guess not

    +0 -0
  • exelar December 11, 2017

    road is clear for the goats now!!

    +0 -0
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