The bouncing clam dig.
@carlspackler Oh Mrs. Crane, you wore green so you could hide from me. You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between
Think of the farts coming out of that thing
Technology and athleticism are great! Improved performance and more bounce for the ounce.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh I gots to get in on some of THAT!!!!
@GrimmWilder I thought you didn't like black chicks.
¿Que? no hay mujeres negras, negro ...
He loves them, he just can't get them.
True...i likes'em big asses....if it ain't twerkin, it ain't workin!
But alas, none for me...
my favorite whore house (Bob's bargin bin-O-boons) closed down.,.,,.
@GrimmWilder enroll elsewhere
Jumping Jack GASH got a Rash Rash Rash!
By the Stoned Rolls.
This act would go over well down at the fire house.
Well everyone knows for sure she can take a pounding.
That's one sticky pussy!
Sticky pole. There you go science, count that as your "everybody gets one"
Just another ride at the carnival.
@deadpen Thank you Mr. Wizard!
This is how clubs in Atlanta are. Athletes with Ass!
Jesus those legs would crush you like a boa constrictor.
Reminds me of a monkey climbing up and down a stick toy we used to have as kids.
It actually reminds me of real monkeys.
I got to start going to better strip clubs...
@ithinkimdumb I gotta stop going
That's a strong chick! Look at all those dollars on the stage hell yeah make that money girls!
I wonder how many times she cracked her head on the stage practicing that lol
@ketamine<3 I'm sure there were some emergency room visits.
@bigsmokey86 not gonna lie, I hope there was cause I laughed at your comment lol
@ketamine<3 I threw a bachelor party at TDs West on Miracle Mile and caught an ER nurse I know dancing there. I assured her that discretions was utmost and I wouldn't tell anyone.
@sarge07 yet you just did ;) lol your secret is safe with me.
I know a handful of girls that strip dance on their days off, they say it's good money. I don't judge.
@ketamine<3 but I didn't mention her name
@sarge07 for a price?
I love government cheese
USA USA USA the four big things from the US WAR, ANALPORN, HAMBURGER, STRIPSHOWS USA USA USA
@fucktheusa so send us a video of you stripping a dead camel jockey and eating a hamburger as you bugger him. There, now you have it all covered!
@maxm60 be nice, he's still mad his gramma was an ass whore for our boys in WWII
Count much? That's three ...
So, what war, Abu Mahokah Macocka? The anger over whatever conflict pisses you off (who gives a rat's huge ballsac) just seethes within you and I feed off it. *Sniiifffff* ... aaaahhh. I can smell the anxious frustration that oozes from your every pore and I like it.
Go head back to the rock crevice you spawned from and wait for dinner to pitter patter on by.
Woman and octopus... one and the same? Her snatch has the rare grip strength of a tentacle, which is equivalent to eight snatches, thus the name octopus – octi. Why do you think this insidious sea-dweller's name broken down is simply "eight pussies" and occupies real estate in the minds of the most hardened scuba divers?
And lastly, the octopus does its own sick squirting: the black ink kind! Just imagine if our whores started squirting black ink!! Oh, the horror!! Actually, it might be hot ... Nevermind, but you get the point!!
And now they use their "tentacle" to make money gripping another kind of "pole" ... the steel kind.
Pretty sneaky, sis ...
@srv watch a lot of sci-fi do ya?
Sci-fi?! ... I'm talking non-fiction, muchacho!!
@srv you should write a book about that shit!
Bet she can ride a hell of a dick.
Do they do birthday parties?
@vanboner and bar-mitzvahs!
@maxm60 they get paid in tips, DA DUMM DUMM
@sarge07 oh man. You're a 'cut-up'!
I thought the weenie one was going to dissappear in the middle.
@luvthick LOL +5
Its the Slutty-Gym
You lot are fucking blind!
Thats mini me in drag bouncing up down there
@chained cat a 'tater-thot'?
Do ya see what professions a liberal arts degree will get you? This and mickey D's!
That was not sexy....
Is the lady, whom is hold on the pole, wearing a hiden harness, that is allowing her to support both her and her partner's weight during their dance routine?
Its call new and improved salad stoss n
id give um a dollar.......
How much stank ,is putting to much stank on it?