The Japanese art of Pee-Fu!
@GrimmWilder Chinese people wanna win at everything... including being hoes!!!!
Just a kissing contest... so why do bitches always say only men do this? Liars!!
Good job for putting down plastic. to the winner goes the golden dildo!
@ketamine<3 I'd have covered the couches too. They look antique.
@ketamine<3 And the winner is... No one, because its censored.
WTF?! I can’t watch this!
@astrozorro try it on mobile, these don't play on my laptop but they will on my phone. Its the browser your using.
@ketamine<3 I used to the "Invalid Source" message but one day the shit just worked fine.
Most videos on the web are mp4 these days, this particular vid is a webm, which is sort of like Google's own version of mp4.
Try updating your browser to the latest version. If that doesn't help, try adding a video player like VLC Media Player, which is free and adds support for most video formats.
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Bet on gook piss?
I squirt farther than that
@fockenperv I pee faster than a wallyworld scooter runs.
@fockenperv then come let me fuck u
Japan is getting so far ahead of the rest of the world in the sex olympics...no one dares to challenge
2020 New Olympics sport... long distance squirters...
Any time you shove a gallon of water into some chics hoo-haw, it tends to fuckin' drench everything....
Congratulation, Give that pisser the 15 inch rubber fister, to plug her up.
and for some reason these folks are worried about getting nuked by North Korea?
Muscle control. I watched a gal in the Phillippines shoot a hard boiled egg 22 ft.
@maxm60 I saw a Thai girl at a bar in Thailand shoot pieces of banana out her cooch into an Aussie's beer from about 10'
I lived in Chiang Mai for several years. Beautiful country and hot little ladies. And anything messed up or gross, you can find it over there.
@wildchicken47 Isn't Chiang Mai where they have the elephant reserve? Unfortunately thanks to weird Europeans things get pretty odd.
There's several around northern Thailand. I'm glad they have them. Saves the big guys from the poachers.
@wildchicken47 and the damn abuse, I never understood how the beautiful and smart creatures could take that abuse without squashing the mahout like a little bug..
@sarge07 saw some good shit in Pattaya Beach and Bankok myself too!
@maxm60 LOL yep
So what did it taste like?
Fuckin dollar store tape measure.
@efman made in China
And The New .....
Why wear slip on slippers to a pissing contest? - Wellie boots would be the preferred choice of a professional Judge surely.
The first one got help from the assistant, pressurized help — disqualified!
The second one was more petite and hotter — the winner!
Doesn't it boil down to who has to piss more like Secretariat?
I wanna baseball slide down them juices right into the pussy
Today's youth have no ambition
I was singing showers of blessings.
Hmm.. The blokes holding the tape have caught the pixels too.. Looks nasty
OH I thought we were betting on which has a dick.
DITTO ... DILLY DILLY
Ah. so that's how they make duck sauce.
I got the fucking shits fuck !
My ass is raw from to much squeezing out shit
@maddog123 punch a fist up it then. See the first video for instructions.
@maxm60 thx I will do that
Don't sit too long strainin' cause over time ya might develop the 'roids. I've learned of this fact not by personal experience, but an episode of the Howard Stern show where these contestants had the nastiest 'roids, which was the goal of the contest.
I always have trouble deciding which is more idiotic... the typical Japanese censorship or the video to gif anim bit.
"And so, Asshopper, when you can cumsoak the rice paper without tearing it, then it will be time for you to leave."
It's a rainy day
I'm prefer to watch the Hershey Squirt competitions. It's a shit show!
DISGRACING THE FAMILY NAME....DAMN
Sometimes you feel like a squirt sometimes you don't.