I hope he wasn't disappointed that he died before he make it to the big splat.
Wanted to double the insurance pay out.
Singing STP Im half the man I used to beeee
Hmmm, those jeans will be perfectly good after a wash.
Half a muffin is better than nothing.
He's gonna need a good lawyer to sue for a defective railing for not bracing his fall.
@goodster He's not dark enough to qualify for that lawsuit.
Can you imagine if that suicide didn't work?
@fistermister He'd definetly be a lesser man from the experience.
So, THAT'S what they meant by 'half-off'?!
Wonder which half had the better landing.
Half his friends said he was depressed the other half thought he was just an attention getter. They were both 100 percent right. He was depressed and he got the attention he wanted, after he was cut in half.
Well on the "bright" side, he didn't break a wire and knock out the power.
@felterupgood or die suffering or pooping himself at old age!
That video wasn't half bad!
Thought 'flying by wire' was supposed to be safer.
Did he have blue hair?
This picture reminds me of an old country song sung by patsy Cline
It was called fall to pieces
Or by Velvet Revolver.
Last thoughts, "Oh Shit! I'm going to hit that rail!"
He dieviveded by 2..;/
Come on, buddy! It's not that bad, pull yourself together!
He must have woke up with paddle marks on his ass cheeks and cum in his crack
He had split decisions on jumping..
Amoebas do the same thing.
thats a cleaner cut than they get in Brazil........
That's about how my back pain feels some days.
@nybadguy dang , I was suggested to try weed for my cappy back. It help ?
That's not a Triple Lindy.
He can finally suck his own dick
Cloths, power, tellophone, and cable lines are a MF" BITCH!!!
Left his mark on that rail, dented the crap out of it.
Now he's beside himself.
Amazing his hat stayed on the entire time even after the cops moved him one tried to kick it off it still didn't come off.