Is that some new cunt-doctor table?
@peaks No - it's a trap! She gets her legs wide open, you stick your head down there, then she lets go and SNAP!
No, it's a mechanized way to air it out. By Ronco.
@letmefindout it comes with a can of hair cover for that 70s bush
@letmefindout Set it and forget it
@letmefindout buy one, get one free?
@letmefindout But wait, there's more.
@maxm60 I think you are right, beware!
Get the plaster of paris ready boys... we gonna cast this bitch.
Great...........a machine to pry a woman's legs apart........Now if only they'd invent one to clamp their mouth shut!
@GrimmWilder A new Mercedes sometimes works as well.
@airsporter that as well as jewelry should "open" the mouth
@GrimmWilder We've got that solution in our hardware stores. Duct tape can do wonders..
@GrimmWilder A dick in the mouth always works
they sell both at Walmart. the other is in the pharmacy section in the sleep management aisle.
Something smells fishy..
She can sit on my face while she does that.
Thigh Master 2000. For the thick chicks.
Q-Bert is gonna stomp her out.
One way to open up a frigid lesbian.
She puts in the effort to please penis
My fucking hips hurt just watching this!
It was called the 'Rack' in the good old days...
Damn she looks like fun.. I'd love a drunken fuck with her.
Yes, with that big booty!
@cubbage hell yeah!
Pay attention..This how you split a kipper.
USA USA USA stupid shit to care about USA USA USA
That floor is trippy
Now that’s a spread
I've seen one of these diveces before, in the sex museum in dam, right next to my favorite coffee shop & window wench!
Apparently the male pimp of the species used them during the late 16th century, to slowly open up the legs of whores who'd taken multiple cream pies the day before and hadn't rinsed before sleeping
Yeah that's fine but does she take it in the butt
...the spread eagle 9000!
This could be the start to a really great vid
Damn she looks like a good time
I love gymnastics....
But there is no room for me to get up in there!!! I say make one with a smaller steering wheel and let the seat recline
I can't fuck on this!
Is this the new Gran Turismo steering wheel?
Now, make my sammich bitch.
I got a banana for that split
Damn she’s had her legs bent back a few times....
Waste of a good sandwich machine.
Is she trying to catch somthing with her pussy stank
I wonder if this lady has an occupation in ballet or gymnastics
OH the possibility's!!!
id say she just about has her pussy wrong side out
The farther apart her legs get, the prettier her face becomes