SO, YOU WANNA MARRY A SQUIRTER?

  • tmenycologist January 22, 2018

    That is urine.

    +8 -1
    • letmefindout January 22, 2018

      @tmenycologist

      It may be urine but it is still a Firefighter's dream.

      +9 -1
      • rouge_et_blanc January 22, 2018

        @letmefindout Urine trouble now (did I already say that?)

        +2 -0
    • mehofjack January 22, 2018

      @tmenycologist that's not PP it tastes bomb trust me it tastes like pina colada

      +2 -0
      • tmenycologist January 22, 2018

        the fluid you've tasted did not originate from the bladder(urinary that is) but the one in the gif did. drink enough water and you can produce the same.

        +1 -0
    • redmeadowlegion January 22, 2018

      @tmenycologist

      If I piss on everyone on camera, will that give me enough money to start a coke habit? Right now I can only afford 2 liters.

      +1 -0
      • tmenycologist January 22, 2018

        The guy pictured in you avatar has been pissing over anybody he crossed for years now, on and off camera so you should ask him, I'm sure he'll make your fiancial balance great again.

        +2 -2
        • redmeadowlegion January 22, 2018

          @tmenycologist

          really how is the economy? how much did the Dow up now competing for it's own record high since yesterday? by your avatar it looks like you don't have health insurance, well this yeah you don't have to pay penalty for not having it. ECT........ see what you don't get is that you don't hear about anything that is being done. all you hear is trump bashing. it doesn't matter what the dude says, he is getting shit done. he has a 4% gdp growth. That is better than Obama's 1'5 to 2% for EIGHT FUCKING YEARS. and better than an any president in one in history. you are a simp and I want to hear your talking points. all you will do is regurgitate what you hear you, you mindless fuck.

          +3 -0
          • tmenycologist January 23, 2018

            Read my comment again without assuming sarcasm.

            +1 -0
        • serviceinstaller January 28, 2018

          @tmenycologist Oh whatever you crybaby quit being a faggot

          +0 -0
    • thor156 January 22, 2018

      @tmenycologist you are correct sir!

      +1 -0
    • deadpen January 22, 2018

      @tmenycologist It isn't URINE it's HER'N

      +1 -0
  • airsporter January 22, 2018

    Piss off...Not me..Place must stink like a Wallmart shithouse.

    +4 -1
  •   toreal January 22, 2018

    Cave monkeys love playing in piss.

    +3 -2
    • goff January 22, 2018

      @toreal

      Meds ... Meds! ... Meds!! ... CRACK!!!

      +1 -1
    • bigsmokey86 January 22, 2018

      @toreal Be happy bro.

      +1 -0
      • goff January 22, 2018

        @bigsmokey86

        In all seriousness, It's tough for a deep hater, quite possibly a self-hater, to feel genuine happiness for any consistent amount of time. It would take an un-earthly person, a sorceress-like of some kind to save a potentially deeply hardened and miserably saddened ... kook.

        No charge, to-to ... Now, make like Carridine in 'Kung Fu' and go find her.

        +2 -1
    •   acairman January 22, 2018

      @toreal Says the chimp covered in his own shit.

      +2 -1
  • maxm60 January 22, 2018

    That floor is a gonna be sticky!

    +1 -0
  •   ouch January 22, 2018

    So where did you 2 meet?

    Oh at the local fountain

    +4 -1
  • stinkburger January 22, 2018

    Why does that fucker from Nickleback get to make shit music and bang hot chicks?

    +3 -0
    •   what now? whats next? January 22, 2018

      @stinkburger Look at the Photograph

      +3 -0
      • stinkburger January 22, 2018

        @what now? whats next? Every time I see it it makes me laugh....

        +3 -0
    • letmefindout January 22, 2018

      @stinkburger

      It's not like he won a kewpie doll at the carnival.

      +2 -1
  • letmefindout January 22, 2018

    She squirts and cleans floors but there is not a sammich in site.

    +1 -1
    • goff January 22, 2018

      @letmefindout

      Where are all the actual meat & potato meals in all this sammich talk.

      Gotta strive high with these fuckin' broads or they start to get lazy ...

      AND THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!!!

      +1 -0
  • cubbage January 22, 2018

    Sure, just gotta make our fuck room look like one of Dexter's kill rooms everytime, but why not!

    +4 -0
  •   luvthick January 22, 2018

    "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Mop, Mop, Mop, The {Insert Name Here} Show!"

    +3 -2
  • ugandanwarrior January 22, 2018

    You're looking at the new chief of the fire department

    +2 -0
  • hitman777 January 22, 2018

    Why do so many people justify getting pissed on? Such sad life’s

    +2 -0
  • chained cat January 22, 2018

    Whom ever had that god awful kitchen fitted needs to be shot

    +2 -0
  • gfys January 22, 2018

    No need for coffee in the morning, I'll just take a hot blast of urine in my face.

    +1 -0
    • goff January 23, 2018

      @gfys +

      Funny

      +1 -0
  • hiwudjablome January 22, 2018

    Can ya imagine having too clean that up every time ya fuck...

    +1 -0
    • pewpewpowa January 22, 2018

      @hiwudjablome lots of shower sex xD

      +1 -0
  •   nybadguy January 22, 2018

    Dirty cave monkey

    +0 -0
  • dry terd January 22, 2018

    No! I just really don't like piss play

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 January 22, 2018

    That's what you get when you drink one of those growlers before sex

    +1 -0
  • zack sweeney January 22, 2018

    Does she do windows to ?....

    +2 -0
  • donteatthatmr January 22, 2018

    Welp. That’s one way to recycle

    +1 -0
  • cigarman January 22, 2018

    Ex girlfriend of mine could squirt like that for hours!

    +1 -0
  • renbo956 January 22, 2018

    A Real Gusher This Just Pisses Me Off / Can We Get Real Orgasmic White Creamy Squirters Those Are The Real Deal

    +0 -0
  •   truckingman January 22, 2018

    I am wondering why the man, in the video, is using the lady's breats as a mop...

    +0 -0
  • thor156 January 22, 2018

    So Which way to the admissions office?

    +1 -0
  • deadpen January 22, 2018

    she is a solid 5 but her abilities put her at around 8 (2 for squirting and 1 for mopping)

    +1 -0
  • ironduke January 22, 2018

    new soap dispenser is looking good

    +1 -0
  • felterupgood January 22, 2018

    I thought it would be cool to be a male porn star but it would suck to go to work and find out that was your part today.

    +1 -0
  •   maddog123 January 22, 2018

    Should have wore a snorkle

    +1 -0
  • gandog56 January 23, 2018

    A Swiffer would be a lot cheaper to buy and maintain.

    +1 -0
  • the man January 24, 2018

    Nickelback's best video.

    +0 -0
  • pidor5050 March 23, 2018

    lol stupid people liking urine all over them

    +0 -0
  • forcekeen March 28, 2018

    It clearly comes out of the urethra, it's fucking piss

    +0 -0
  • keysersoze9515 April 3, 2018

    She probably thought he was telling her, "Urinate!" when he was actually saying, "You're an 8!!"

    +0 -0
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