1 TIME YOU'LL LEGITIMATELY SAY "WHAT THE FUCK" TODAY

  • macskull February 12, 2018

    I want to poke it with a knife

    +10 -3
    • ouch February 12, 2018

      @macskull lol

      +1 -6
    • frank n. stein February 12, 2018

      Here he is! (He got shot in the chest when he was 10. They call him Heart Attack.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGCIxLEDJ4U

      +0 -0
      • frank n. stein February 12, 2018

        and here:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZKwpPICb8c

        +0 -0
  • darksider803 February 12, 2018

    Time to play some darts!!!

    +2 -2
  • maddog123 February 12, 2018

    I got gas

    +0 -2
  • GrimmWilder February 12, 2018

    An alien dick will come popping out.....lol

    +11 -4
    • vikingshill February 12, 2018

      @GrimmWilder That reminded me of the movie Alien...I don't know you said alien dick...do you have penis on your mind? Lol

      +4 -5
  • letmefindout February 12, 2018

    Possibly an "A" cup?

    +0 -2
  • 72jayd February 12, 2018

    He’s gonna blow a valve.

    +0 -1
    • sealex February 12, 2018

      @72jayd looks like he already blew someone that forgot to pay him..

      +0 -1
  • letmefindout February 12, 2018

    That's what happens when your heart pumps kool-ade

    +3 -3
  • maxm60 February 12, 2018

    I wonder if his friends call him 'Thumper'?

    +4 -1
    • goff February 12, 2018

      @maxm60

      You think it's been doing that for awhile?

      A nickname takes time.

      +0 -7
    • sarge07 February 12, 2018

      @maxm60 that his thumpin gizzard?

      +1 -0
  • stinkburger February 12, 2018

    My heart does that when girl says she like hockey.

    +3 -1
    • ketamine<3 February 12, 2018

      @stinkburger hell yeah, that and real metal, she might be a keeper.

      +0 -1
  • goff February 12, 2018

    It's like a cartoon throbbing heart, maybe like when Pepe Le Pew chases around that poor cat. Or maybe some other Looney Tunes.

    +0 -6
  • tbcxtc February 12, 2018

    Hey , he too has a chip on his shoulder, just make an incision and he will have a mini high pitched version of himself

    +0 -1
  • thesheepishlion February 12, 2018

    Quatto wants to talk to you Quaid!

    +2 -1
    • ouch February 12, 2018

      @thesheepishlion Start the reactor!

      +3 -1
  • airsporter February 12, 2018

    Got to have implications for the lung...I'd save my breath if I were you.

    +0 -1
  • stenchfart February 12, 2018

    over did the cocaine a bit

    +0 -1
  • fistermister February 12, 2018

    Valium STAT!

    +0 -2
  • soslow88 February 12, 2018

    His heart might be in love?

    +0 -1
  • luvthick February 12, 2018

    Some dudes take Valentines Day a little too seriously!

    +7 -2
  • nybadguy February 12, 2018

    Feels like my heart is beating out of my chest. I've said that a million times when I was high af. Couldn't imagine seeing that shit happen thoe.

    +1 -1
  • lafind February 12, 2018

    Strange

    +1 -1
  • arg February 12, 2018

    Aliens!

    +0 -1
  • wallawilly February 12, 2018

    Home cooked meths a helluva drug.

    +0 -3
  • ketamine<3 February 12, 2018

    Does anyone know what kind of body modification would do this? If blood was pumping that hard to do that he'd be bleeding out internally and I'm not sure it would be possible to tap into an artery to get that much pressure. That's gotta be air or something being pumped into a balloon or something. Stupid either way.

    +1 -2
    • sarge07 February 12, 2018

      @ketamine<3 ascending aortic aneurism?

      +1 -0
  • efman February 12, 2018

    Same thing happened to the Grinch when his heart grew 10x to big.

    +0 -1
  • wickedasitseems February 12, 2018

    What the fuck!!!

    +0 -1
  • cubbage February 12, 2018

    This is what a heart attack should really look like!

    +0 -1
  • strokerace February 12, 2018

    That's where you're supposed to punch him at really really really hard.

    +1 -0
  • redmeadowlegion February 12, 2018

    Look mom, push ups, no hands.

    +0 -1
  • arg February 12, 2018

    Kali-mar kali-mar Shukk-teday!

    +0 -0
  • peaks February 12, 2018

    Talk about being Super PUMPED!

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein February 12, 2018

    He needs to see a doctor ASAP!

    +0 -0
  • bwooly February 12, 2018

    I say what the fuck every morning when I wake up

    +0 -0
  • wpginterceptor February 12, 2018

    hey look...its a Cyberdyne Systems series T-800 Model 101 Terminator with living tissue over a metal endoskeleton

    +0 -0
  • siko666 February 12, 2018

    I had that happen once after a monster hit of crack. Glad I got off that shit.

    +0 -0
  • los_pedos_saco February 12, 2018

    Is meth bag waiting for pipe

    +0 -0
  • bobadfett February 13, 2018

    Goddamn there are some real negging assholes that come here

    +0 -0
  • pizzapie February 18, 2018

    David Fucking Copperfield

    +0 -0
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