"Look mom, no hands", wait, never mind
"Look Mom, no testicles."
@pewpewpowa How are they going to kick it in the nutts?
@pewpewpowa women can reproduce without a man but will still look for child support and claim daddy doesn't help
I think Viva got one of them stuck in his ass yesterday.
@Cory H. and goff today, something must be in the crazyshit water to make em mean
Imma buy this for you Goff. Now go fuck yourself.
@Yucko the goat
A million? That much?
Well, then prepare to be her goat for at least a week.
goff, you are truly the redheaded stepchild of crazyshit. You just can't help yourself can you? fucking hilarious.
Not until I turn you around and use it on you like a sex-starved arab on a goat in heat.
That means we have dinner afterwards.
@goff I know you would like that gay shit.
Oh no. That may end up as comment of the week in the WICS.
what the fuck is wrong with peoples this days
Too much imagination and not enough Viagra.
@letmefindout Um.......what the fuck! It's supposed to look like male genitalia? What kinda dicks has this inventer been looking at? And what anti male lezbo cunt would want a dick on her hand anyway?
@bwooly go to Tucson and ask the lezbo freaks there
@sarge07 yeah no shit lol.
@bwooly looks like something you'd find on E.T
@vdesro CS got it right, what's wrong is feminism.
Now go fuck yourself!...
Christ, does it fucking glow like fuckin' E.T.'s finger too?
Only when properly charged.
@kiwi cunt that will cost extra.
@kiwi cunt I certainly do NOT want to find out
Try emphasizing the letter 'o' next time.
The 'e' is silent, you nitwit. LOL
I've taught you SO much. LOL
@goff give Ouch a break.
He’s trying to emphasis the “me”.
I "make a hole" for Capt. James.
@goff hey i hear those Auzzies have a great down under!
@james511969 Thanks Mmmmmmmateeeeeeeee
hey ouch you got to admit at the end of a bad day you are glad to have a punching bag like gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooff.
@redmeadowlegion Yeah but after a while it feels like i'm bashing a spastic..... :(
Spastic? Well, mate... : (((
real bad news, then.
I'm younger than your ass.
I'm stronger than your ass.
I'm richer than your ass.
I'll beat your ass.
I get a variety of some pretty hot ass.
So, if that's spastic ...
Then call me Spastic Man.
Anything else, Yucko?
goff you are spastic, and we love it.
xoxoxoxo Goff's biggest fan
@goff oh you mean like "goff is a hoooooomoooo"?
What are you? Trump? lol jackass
lol better than a monkey that looks like 40 Africans laid pipe in for the past month. and to answer your question, homo means faggot. I'm sorry didn't I emphasize the letter "o" properly in hoooooooomooooooooooo? lol baby dick.
can you use it for anal? .... asking for a friend
@stenchfart Tell goff to ask himself.
Ask Nacho Man LOL!!
Emphasis on the o..
@supfishing757 HA HA
ZOMBIE LAUGHS ...
@stenchfart asking for "ilovebigcocs"?
It can never replace a man as there are no testicles to scratch after sex or in the absence of sex.
@letmefindout Does it fart rollover and fall asleep like the real thing?
No holster required. Rectally insert when finished.
Looks like the feminists have killed Typist / Secretary as a career for women.
I'm gonna say it's about fucking time. With this whole #metoo #timesup bullshit, I never want to touch a cunt again. So good for the broads. #youbitcheshavedestroyedthehumanracesofuckallyou.
That shit looks like Trump!
@luvthick aww, really?
Seriously, look at it, hair plug-ins and all.
@luvthick not cool
Nah, What's not cool is how trump is dividing our country, tearing apart our institutions, shutting down the Environmental, Protection Agency and refusing to enforce the sanctions against Russia for interfering with our election. Which BTW, they are doing again.
@luvthick Stop believing all the leftist propaganda. Things are not that bad.
Nothing that I listed is propaganda. Look all of it up. Facts Matter!
Also this is not about left vs Right. This is our country, how could you say things are not that bad when we have a president who is ignoring the Russian interference, blowing up the deficit and taking credit for an up trending economy that was handed to him... Well Obama fiscal year ended in the fall. The only thing trump did was the tax cut for the oligarchy, the effects of which we will not know until 2 to 10 years pass and we the 90% have to start paying back the debt!
@luvthick oh man
Yeah, Look it up. Facts Matter!
Puts a whole new meaning to ''UP YOURS''
@bidge632000 said in your best Randy Quaid voice?
When all is said and done, they still need one to finish the job...
What normal woman would be seen walking around with a dick hanging off her hand? None is the answer.
Dildos and sperm banks is what a woman needs in replace of a man and that includes feminists.
Who really needs this dickfinger?
It's for proud-ass dykes & lesbos who will get off walking around flipping off men with their new fucking dickfingers.
That's who ...
Spielberg should use this in his next ET movie but then a crappy video game would be made and then it end up in a landfill somewhere in Arizona or utah
Who comes up with this shit?
ET's finger shoots cum now
Well you always telling the girls to go fuck themselves...well here it is
Imagine a woman driving down the highway and getting horny.
Her middle finger will get huge and stiff and everyone will think she's flippin' 'em off.
Also, every time she catches something or slaps a mosquito, it will feel like getting kicked in the ball.
I think some inventor has been watching E.T. way too much.
Google "E.T. Finger Light Toy." Yeah. Nice toy, eh, ladies?
I suppose there is something to be said for this for a woman. She would have no unshaven face, no bad alcohol breath, no limpness after one fuck, no demands to "make me a sammich", no "I need to go for a piss", no letmecuminyourmouth", no zzzzzzz after 5 minutes, no "was I good or was I good?", no "I am married already", no "what's your name again?" etc etc, Wonder if it's got a built in vibrator
@rouge_et_blanc sounds just what your sorry French ass needs
@sarge07 sorry, I'm not French though my great uncle was. Were you even in an Army, "Sarge"?
@rouge_et_blanc I was indeed, you?
ET bone home
Guys, quit going and donating sperm, these women are saving that shit and are going to kill off all of us men and start fresh being the dominate sex! Their tired of making sammiches, they want men to make them!
@ketamine<3 two words Cartman Mars
THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY A HAND JOB !!! DAMNIT !!!
"The seeding finger proposes an independence for women who will be able to become pregnant by themselves"? So they'll be basically cloning themselves?
@sarge07 not really, they will still need sperm to inject into them via this finger, so the same as mating with someone through masturbation.
Too bad... Selfie stick would of sounded better than the seeding finger
Find it in real life https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=013_1518532705
@zimanzu That must have been the chinese copy version without function
As if we don't have enough niggers without daddies already. Now even the worst skank ho will add to the problem.
'Turn on your Heart-Light'.
They could lay around and suck their own finger.
Good, then she can sue her middle finger for child support
The more I look at this, the more I think this could be a new direction for a Spiderman spin-off.
Peter Pharker gets bitten by a horny porn star, feels woozy and passes out. The next day he wakes up with new super-powers, and his middle finger has grown into a cock. Instead of only shooting spider-webbing, he can flex his hand and fire endless loads of sperm long distances. He could go to an island or better yet, a planet devoid of men, ready to repopulate and walk among the throngs of willing, spread legged women, firing off bursts of cum this way and that. At the climax of the movie, some sticky gooey white liquid could shoot right out of the movie screen all over the audience for realism. I don't know why I'm not head of a motion picture studio.
@fiddledeedee You have a lot of time on your hands.
It's not time on my hands, but something else. But I got plenty of Kleenex for that.
@fiddledeedee hahaha there's already enough people jacking off on the subways we don't need a superhero shooting Jizz everywhere lol.
That's a helluva turd grabber when you're constipated..
So if she’s rubbing her finger on her face while eating, will she cum on her own face.
E.T the extra testical bone home!bone home!
The womans hand still has to find a mans hand to write the check.
Is this where E.T. breed themselves
ET call home you jackoff !!
NOW BITCHES CAN GET PREGNANT BY E.T.'S FINGER! TECHNOLOGY SURE HAS EVOLVED!
THAT'S NOT SHAPE LIKE MY GENITALIA! MY NEIGHBORS SAINT BERNARD MAYBE. BUT DEFINITELY NOT HUMAN COCK
ALL CAPS GODDAMIT!
So ET was a lesbian?
I assume that the black ones are bigger?.. also asking for a friend.
Be one painful high five !
@madkraze or a squirt one on the opposite persons' face.
This is where the west has gotten due to the liberal and feminist ideals.And yet they think they can make the world a better place.What can I say.
One last note: If this method is developed to allow women to impregnate themselves, wouldn't their offspring be inbreds since they use the same genetic pool?
can anybody explain me what the fuck is that please!?
Bomberman it is a female penile, dick, finger for self impregnation without any male intervention.
just in case they were not stupid enought, they decided to aim to "imbred-stupid" just to make sure =)