FEMINISM HAS GONE TOO FAR: MEET "THE SEEDING FINGER"

  • pewpewpowa February 13, 2018

    "Look mom, no hands", wait, never mind

    +5 -1
    • letmefindout February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa

      "Look Mom, no testicles."

      +4 -1
    • sealex February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa How are they going to kick it in the nutts?

      +4 -0
    • ob1 February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa women can reproduce without a man but will still look for child support and claim daddy doesn't help

      +8 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 13, 2018

    I think Viva got one of them stuck in his ass yesterday.

    +14 -1
    •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

      @Cory H. and goff today, something must be in the crazyshit water to make em mean

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  • halfthang February 13, 2018

    Imma buy this for you Goff. Now go fuck yourself.

    +25 -3
    •   ouch February 13, 2018

      @halfthang +1000000

      +8 -3
      • goff February 13, 2018

        @Yucko the goat

        A million? That much?

        Well, then prepare to be her goat for at least a week.

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        • redmeadowlegion February 13, 2018

          @goff

          goff, you are truly the redheaded stepchild of crazyshit. You just can't help yourself can you? fucking hilarious.

          +7 -0
    • goff February 13, 2018

      @halfthang

      Not until I turn you around and use it on you like a sex-starved arab on a goat in heat.

      That means we have dinner afterwards.

      Mmm-mmm-mmm!!

      Scrump-dilly-icious!!

      +2 -12
      • halfthang February 13, 2018

        @goff I know you would like that gay shit.

        +10 -0
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 14, 2018

      @halfthang,

      Oh no. That may end up as comment of the week in the WICS.

      +2 -0
  • vdesro February 13, 2018

    what the fuck is wrong with peoples this days

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    •   ouch February 13, 2018

      @vdesro CrazyShit!

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    • letmefindout February 13, 2018

      @vdesro

      Too much imagination and not enough Viagra.

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      • bwooly February 13, 2018

        @letmefindout Um.......what the fuck! It's supposed to look like male genitalia? What kinda dicks has this inventer been looking at? And what anti male lezbo cunt would want a dick on her hand anyway?

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        •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

          @bwooly go to Tucson and ask the lezbo freaks there

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        • muzziesarescum February 13, 2018

          @bwooly looks like something you'd find on E.T

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    • redmeadowlegion February 13, 2018

      @vdesro CS got it right, what's wrong is feminism.

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  • ithinkimdumb February 13, 2018

    Now go fuck yourself!...

    +4 -0
  • kiwi cunt February 13, 2018

    Christ, does it fucking glow like fuckin' E.T.'s finger too?

    +9 -1
    • letmefindout February 13, 2018

      @kiwi cunt

      Only when properly charged.

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    • james511969 February 13, 2018

      @kiwi cunt that will cost extra.

      +1 -0
    •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

      @kiwi cunt I certainly do NOT want to find out

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  •   ouch February 13, 2018

    Phone Hommmmeeeeeee

    +7 -4
    • goff February 13, 2018

      @ouch

      Try emphasizing the letter 'o' next time.

      The 'e' is silent, you nitwit. LOL

      I've taught you SO much. LOL

      No respect.

      +4 -9
      • james511969 February 13, 2018

        @goff give Ouch a break.

        He’s trying to emphasis the “me”.

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        • goff February 13, 2018

          @james511969 +

          I "make a hole" for Capt. James.

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          • james511969 February 13, 2018

            @goff hey i hear those Auzzies have a great down under!

            +2 -0
        •   ouch February 13, 2018

          @james511969 Thanks Mmmmmmmateeeeeeeee

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          • redmeadowlegion February 13, 2018

            @ouch

            hey ouch you got to admit at the end of a bad day you are glad to have a punching bag like gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooff.

            +6 -0
            •   ouch February 14, 2018

              @redmeadowlegion Yeah but after a while it feels like i'm bashing a spastic..... :(

              +2 -0
              • goff February 14, 2018

                @ouch

                Spastic? Well, mate... : (((

                real bad news, then.

                I'm younger than your ass.

                I'm stronger than your ass.

                I'm richer than your ass.

                I'll beat your ass.

                I get a variety of some pretty hot ass.

                So, if that's spastic ...

                Then call me Spastic Man.

                Anything else, Yucko?

                +0 -2
                • redmeadowlegion February 14, 2018

                  @goff

                  goff you are spastic, and we love it.

                  xoxoxoxo Goff's biggest fan

                  +1 -0
      • redmeadowlegion February 13, 2018

        @goff oh you mean like "goff is a hoooooomoooo"?

        +4 -0
        • goff February 14, 2018

          @redmeadowlegion

          Hooomooo?

          What are you? Trump? lol jackass

          +1 -3
          • redmeadowlegion February 14, 2018

            @goff

            lol better than a monkey that looks like 40 Africans laid pipe in for the past month. and to answer your question, homo means faggot. I'm sorry didn't I emphasize the letter "o" properly in hoooooooomooooooooooo? lol baby dick.

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  •   stenchfart February 13, 2018

    can you use it for anal? .... asking for a friend

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    • supfishing757 February 13, 2018

      @stenchfart Tell goff to ask himself.

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      • goff February 13, 2018

        @supfishing757

        Ask Nacho Man LOL!!

        Idiot ...

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        •   ketamine<3 February 14, 2018

          @goff Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

          Emphasis on the o..

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      •   ouch February 13, 2018

        @supfishing757 HA HA

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        • goff February 14, 2018

          @ouch

          HA? HA?

          ZOMBIE LAUGHS ...

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    •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

      @stenchfart asking for "ilovebigcocs"?

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  • letmefindout February 13, 2018

    It can never replace a man as there are no testicles to scratch after sex or in the absence of sex.

    +3 -1
    • airsporter February 13, 2018

      @letmefindout Does it fart rollover and fall asleep like the real thing?

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      • letmefindout February 13, 2018

        @airsporter

        No holster required. Rectally insert when finished.

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  • airsporter February 13, 2018

    Looks like the feminists have killed Typist / Secretary as a career for women.

    +3 -0
  •   HJ247 February 13, 2018

    I'm gonna say it's about fucking time. With this whole #metoo #timesup bullshit, I never want to touch a cunt again. So good for the broads. #youbitcheshavedestroyedthehumanracesofuckallyou.

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  •   luvthick February 13, 2018

    That shit looks like Trump!

    +3 -2
    •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

      @luvthick aww, really?

      +1 -1
      •   luvthick February 13, 2018

        @sarge07

        Seriously, look at it, hair plug-ins and all.

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        •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

          @luvthick not cool

          +0 -2
          •   luvthick February 13, 2018

            @sarge07

            Nah, What's not cool is how trump is dividing our country, tearing apart our institutions, shutting down the Environmental, Protection Agency and refusing to enforce the sanctions against Russia for interfering with our election. Which BTW, they are doing again.

            +2 -1
            • bigsmokey86 February 14, 2018

              @luvthick Stop believing all the leftist propaganda. Things are not that bad.

              +1 -1
              •   luvthick February 14, 2018

                @bigsmokey86

                Nothing that I listed is propaganda. Look all of it up. Facts Matter!

                Also this is not about left vs Right. This is our country, how could you say things are not that bad when we have a president who is ignoring the Russian interference, blowing up the deficit and taking credit for an up trending economy that was handed to him... Well Obama fiscal year ended in the fall. The only thing trump did was the tax cut for the oligarchy, the effects of which we will not know until 2 to 10 years pass and we the 90% have to start paying back the debt!

                +0 -1
            •   sarge07 February 14, 2018

              @luvthick oh man

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              •   luvthick February 14, 2018

                @sarge07

                Yeah, Look it up. Facts Matter!

                +1 -1
  • bidge632000 February 13, 2018

    Puts a whole new meaning to ''UP YOURS''

    +2 -0
    •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

      @bidge632000 said in your best Randy Quaid voice?

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  • txdo_msk February 13, 2018

    When all is said and done, they still need one to finish the job...

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  • the waiter February 13, 2018

    What normal woman would be seen walking around with a dick hanging off her hand? None is the answer.

    Dildos and sperm banks is what a woman needs in replace of a man and that includes feminists.

    Who really needs this dickfinger?

    It's for proud-ass dykes & lesbos who will get off walking around flipping off men with their new fucking dickfingers.

    That's who ...

    +5 -0
  • bobadfett February 13, 2018

    Spielberg should use this in his next ET movie but then a crappy video game would be made and then it end up in a landfill somewhere in Arizona or utah

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  •   lafind February 13, 2018

    Who comes up with this shit?

    +2 -0
  • working4theweekend February 13, 2018

    ET's finger shoots cum now

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  • arg February 13, 2018

    Well you always telling the girls to go fuck themselves...well here it is

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  • fiddledeedee February 13, 2018

    Imagine a woman driving down the highway and getting horny.

    Her middle finger will get huge and stiff and everyone will think she's flippin' 'em off.

    Also, every time she catches something or slaps a mosquito, it will feel like getting kicked in the ball.

    I think some inventor has been watching E.T. way too much.

    Google "E.T. Finger Light Toy." Yeah. Nice toy, eh, ladies?

    +2 -0
  • rouge_et_blanc February 13, 2018

    I suppose there is something to be said for this for a woman. She would have no unshaven face, no bad alcohol breath, no limpness after one fuck, no demands to "make me a sammich", no "I need to go for a piss", no letmecuminyourmouth", no zzzzzzz after 5 minutes, no "was I good or was I good?", no "I am married already", no "what's your name again?" etc etc, Wonder if it's got a built in vibrator

    +1 -1
    •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc sounds just what your sorry French ass needs

      +1 -0
      • rouge_et_blanc February 14, 2018

        @sarge07 sorry, I'm not French though my great uncle was. Were you even in an Army, "Sarge"?

        +1 -1
        •   sarge07 February 14, 2018

          @rouge_et_blanc I was indeed, you?

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  •   grhman February 13, 2018

    ET bone home

    +4 -0
  •   ketamine<3 February 13, 2018

    Guys, quit going and donating sperm, these women are saving that shit and are going to kill off all of us men and start fresh being the dominate sex! Their tired of making sammiches, they want men to make them!

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    •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

      @ketamine<3 two words Cartman Mars

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  • bumwv1990 February 13, 2018

    THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY A HAND JOB !!! DAMNIT !!!

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  •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

    "The seeding finger proposes an independence for women who will be able to become pregnant by themselves"? So they'll be basically cloning themselves?

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    •   ketamine<3 February 14, 2018

      @sarge07 not really, they will still need sperm to inject into them via this finger, so the same as mating with someone through masturbation.

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  • mynamewastaken1900 February 13, 2018

    Too bad... Selfie stick would of sounded better than the seeding finger

    +1 -0
  • zimanzu February 13, 2018

    Find it in real life https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=013_1518532705

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    • rouge_et_blanc February 14, 2018

      @zimanzu That must have been the chinese copy version without function

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  •   acairman February 13, 2018

    As if we don't have enough niggers without daddies already. Now even the worst skank ho will add to the problem.

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  • peaks February 13, 2018

    'Turn on your Heart-Light'.

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  • dizeer February 13, 2018

    They could lay around and suck their own finger.

    +1 -0
  • captjim February 13, 2018

    Good, then she can sue her middle finger for child support

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  • fiddledeedee February 13, 2018

    The more I look at this, the more I think this could be a new direction for a Spiderman spin-off.

    Peter Pharker gets bitten by a horny porn star, feels woozy and passes out. The next day he wakes up with new super-powers, and his middle finger has grown into a cock. Instead of only shooting spider-webbing, he can flex his hand and fire endless loads of sperm long distances. He could go to an island or better yet, a planet devoid of men, ready to repopulate and walk among the throngs of willing, spread legged women, firing off bursts of cum this way and that. At the climax of the movie, some sticky gooey white liquid could shoot right out of the movie screen all over the audience for realism. I don't know why I'm not head of a motion picture studio.

    +4 -0
    • bigsmokey86 February 14, 2018

      @fiddledeedee You have a lot of time on your hands.

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      • fiddledeedee February 17, 2018

        @bigsmokey86

        It's not time on my hands, but something else. But I got plenty of Kleenex for that.

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    •   ketamine<3 February 14, 2018

      @fiddledeedee hahaha there's already enough people jacking off on the subways we don't need a superhero shooting Jizz everywhere lol.

      +4 -0
  • lizardking478 February 13, 2018

    That's a helluva turd grabber when you're constipated..

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  • 72jayd February 13, 2018

    So if she’s rubbing her finger on her face while eating, will she cum on her own face.

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  • blackenedamerica February 14, 2018

    E.T the extra testical bone home!bone home!

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  • logan0645 February 14, 2018

    The womans hand still has to find a mans hand to write the check.

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  • toy-boat February 14, 2018

    Is this where E.T. breed themselves

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  • houndog35 February 14, 2018

    ET call home you jackoff !!

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  • lemontewilliams February 14, 2018

    NOW BITCHES CAN GET PREGNANT BY E.T.'S FINGER! TECHNOLOGY SURE HAS EVOLVED!

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  • lemontewilliams February 14, 2018

    THAT'S NOT SHAPE LIKE MY GENITALIA! MY NEIGHBORS SAINT BERNARD MAYBE. BUT DEFINITELY NOT HUMAN COCK

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    •   wallawilly February 14, 2018

      @lemontewilliams

      ALL CAPS GODDAMIT!

      +2 -0
  •   oldrooster February 14, 2018

    So ET was a lesbian?

    +2 -0
  •   truckingman February 14, 2018

    ,.............

    +0 -0
  • thesheepishlion February 14, 2018

    I assume that the black ones are bigger?.. also asking for a friend.

    +1 -0
  • madkraze February 14, 2018

    Be one painful high five !

    +1 -0
    • illspoken February 15, 2018

      @madkraze or a squirt one on the opposite persons' face.

      +1 -0
  • illspoken February 15, 2018

    This is where the west has gotten due to the liberal and feminist ideals.And yet they think they can make the world a better place.What can I say.

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  • illspoken February 15, 2018

    One last note: If this method is developed to allow women to impregnate themselves, wouldn't their offspring be inbreds since they use the same genetic pool?

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  • bomberman February 15, 2018

    can anybody explain me what the fuck is that please!?

    +1 -0
    •   truckingman February 15, 2018

      Bomberman it is a female penile, dick, finger for self impregnation without any male intervention.

      +0 -0
  • angry_potato February 16, 2018

    just in case they were not stupid enought, they decided to aim to "imbred-stupid" just to make sure =)

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