Ok, who wouldn't still fuck her?
I'm sure one of those guys ask the other the same exact question and then went through with it.
Were there no photographer this may have had a different ending...
@kiwi cunt as long as it’s wet and warm......fuck it!!!!
It DOES look like she has "DICK" tattooed on her hip.
@frank n. stein I thought it looked like PORK
Does'nt matter how big the banana leaf - its still no good for surfing.
@airsporter that's what they wrapped her up in before they cooked her and ate her. Hawaiians wrap pigs up in banana leaves to cook them up for a luau.
Betcha her Psychic Network forgot to teller about this.
Where’s the pirhanas?
@72jayd yeah good point.. maybe they don't swim the entire river? Idk.
@ketamine<3 no they don't, and unlike tv and movies they don't strip a cow in seconds. Most schools of piranhas aren't more than twenty and thy don't eat dead critters. She hasn't been in the water that long either.
@sarge07 they make it seem as if you stick your hand in the water in a school of them it will be stripped in a matter of 30-45 seconds. I'd have to do more research. I have a friend that has one in a tank, that fucker is twice as big as my hand and destroys raw meat when it's hungry. It's beautiful to watch a fish tear apart chunks of raw meat. Morbid to say but it's crazy.
@ketamine<3 well there's your chance to do your research - put your hand in the tank and time how long it takes to gnaw it down to the bone.
@maxm60 well that wouldn't be accurate as it's only one, there are videos on YouTube where they destroy meat in less than a minute. But those aren't entire bodies. I will do my research online though I'm not sticking my hand in there fuck that.
@ketamine<3 they are also illegal to own. That's the kicker when they are hungry they'll attack, but a school can't eat enough to kill. On a rare occasion that there are several schools combined that can do severe damage,, drowning usually causes the deaths of the intended. Check on youtube of people fishing for Piranha by hand
@sarge07 I will do that thanks for the info. I think you can own them if you get a lisence and register them. I looked into it a bit when my dad got a 250 gal. Fish tank I wanted him to get a barracuda but he didn't want one.
If they were up your ass kicking footballs you'd know. :)
@chapstain2018 uncalled for
Telling him that it was uncalled for was uncalled for.
@goff yawn, it's the wannabe bully, quick everyone run and hide.
@chapstain2018 I'll bet she is now!
For her name was Elisa Day...
And she died with that stupid tattoo on her right buttcheek..........♕
At least they haven't cut her up..........yet.
I'd actually like to know the backstory on this one.
It rounds out the fantasy better...
Looks like she's working on her tan. What's the big deal?
@supfishing757 a purple tan?
This is why I stay home and order from Amazon.
Seemed like a good idea at the time...
"The Shape of Water" did not work out for her.
@luvthick neither did breathing water.
Violet, you're looking a little violet.
@crockful haha and she did bloat a bit when she died.
I wonder if she was murdered.
So her boyfriend says, ''Babe, I want to take her up the dirty river!''
Dumb bitch misunderstood.
Stay in your own country!
What is wrong with people?!
Who is DKK ?
@zack sweeney zoom in its actually dick
damn Brazilians got her
@your weird uncle but they weren't city Brazillians. Those types would've chopped her up with dull machetes.
I don't think I'd fuck her, she's not as cute as she used to be
I am wondering if the victim was kidnaped and killed by any gangs related to the cartels.
That swimsuit makes her look a little Bloated
Now she REALLY smells like fish.
So did something swim up her ass?
Did someone write FUCK in sharpie on her ass?
I saw this on another site. It wasn't the amazon, it was Cambodia. It was an Australian girl that went swimming alone during a flash flood.
@scherbatsky Hell of a flood if she washed up in the Amazon! JK
No story? Warm climate. Puss still good for a few rounds.
Purple is just not her color.
Dead yet she still has time to tan
U would have to go a grab
At least the piranhas and the alligators didn't get her.