UHH LADY, I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW TITS WORK

  • james42069 February 25, 2018

    New guy gets a first! Haha ribbons and balloons or what?

    +4 -28
    •   ouch February 25, 2018

      @james42069 just negs cunt lol

      +18 -2
    • fiddledeedee February 25, 2018

      @james42069

      Congrats, and welcome new guy james42069! However, there is the extremely fine print in the winning awards contract. Now of course, Ouch is the authority on these things, but if I may be so bold as to observe that today is Sunday - an odd numbered day, the last weekend of the month, and exactly 140 days to Saint Swithin's Day, so because of this, buried in Crazyshit rules, we find that... instead of ribbons and balloons, you get ripped condoms and baboons. Yes, baboons! The ones with the really gross big red asses! Helluva surprise, huh?! They'll be arriving at your home, later this afternoon, C.O.D.

      I'd stock up on training potty pads for your living room while you enjoy your congratulatory award.

      +6 -0
      • spider-man February 25, 2018

        @fiddledeedee Also, @FreddyKrueger is going to rape your mind.

        +0 -0
    •   nybadguy February 25, 2018

      @james42069 how about a beheading

      +1 -0
    •   sarge07 February 25, 2018

      @james42069 nada amigo

      +1 -0
  • cubbage February 25, 2018

    May as well get it pierced right now!

    +4 -0
    • letmefindout February 25, 2018

      @cubbage

      Will someone just push the fuckin' elevator open button!

      +2 -0
      • joedumber February 25, 2018

        omg, trying not to fap

        +0 -1
  •   wallawilly February 25, 2018

    That's one helluva binki!

    +2 -1
  • airsporter February 25, 2018

    You can tell shes not used to hiding in cupboards when the Wife comes home unexpectedly..

    +2 -0
    • letmefindout February 25, 2018

      @airsporter

      The real question is what is a nice nipple doing in a cabinet like that.

      +2 -0
  • peaks February 25, 2018

    And I thought getting a finger slammed into a door was horrible.

    +2 -0
  • 72jayd February 25, 2018

    Would have been great, except that nasty mole.

    +3 -1
    • maxm60 February 25, 2018

      @72jayd I thought it was another nipple.

      +1 -0
    • bigsmokey86 February 25, 2018

      @72jayd She needs to get that shit removed. It only takes a few seconds at the doctors office.

      +1 -1
      • turtlesex February 25, 2018

        @bigsmokey86

        What? The nipple?

        +1 -0
  • maxm60 February 25, 2018

    instead of her tits being silicone, she has sili-putty!

    +1 -0
    • bigsmokey86 February 25, 2018

      @maxm60 And a nasty mole. Major turn off.

      +1 -1
      • turtlesex February 25, 2018

        @bigsmokey86

        Maybe if you got to know Ms. Nasty Mole, you might have 2nd thoughts.

        +2 -0
        • bigsmokey86 February 25, 2018

          @turtlesex True. But if she cares about me she'll have that taken care of.

          +1 -0
          • turtlesex February 25, 2018

            @bigsmokey86

            No throbbing, thick black hair(s) popping out of her, you got that going for you.

            And she seems nicely round and flat. Even sensual-like.

            Fuck it, she's mine, you can't have her! Come to me, Nasty darling!

            +0 -0
  • darksider803 February 25, 2018

    That makes me hurt just looking at It!!!

    +1 -0
  • sexmaster February 25, 2018

    She was trying to squeeze out that last drop of milk.

    +1 -0
  • solarline February 25, 2018

    Fuck this must hurt more than getting your finger in a door fuck man

    +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee February 25, 2018

    You think this is bad, her other tit is in the wringer!

    +1 -0
    • turtlesex February 25, 2018

      @fiddledeedee

      Ahhh, this poor wench!

      +0 -0
  • supfishing757 February 25, 2018

    That's how you get flat free milk.

    +2 -0
  • arg February 25, 2018

    Her headlights will be on for a while after that

    +0 -0
  •   ketamine<3 February 25, 2018

    I've heard of stretch nuts but stretch nips?

    +0 -0
  • clydevan February 25, 2018

    She was thinking I want those. National geographic nipples

    +0 -0
  • bwooly February 25, 2018

    Is this the twisted cunt from the first video?

    +0 -0
  • stevenkk February 25, 2018

    Fake , her blouse is pulled up

    +0 -1
    • frank n. stein February 27, 2018

      @stevenkk

      It's not fake, dumbass, she did it on purpose, for some reason!

      +0 -0
      • stevenkk March 1, 2018

        @frank n. stein be nice dude!

        +0 -0
  • zack sweeney February 25, 2018

    President of the "algolagnia" club ..

    +0 -0
  • magnumanus February 25, 2018

    Go girl!!

    +0 -0
  •   sarge07 February 25, 2018

    NO! You're supposed to get the tit hung in the wringer on the washer

    +0 -0
  • r1maniac February 25, 2018

    Like getting your nuts caught in your zipper.....

    +0 -0
  •   picklehiesner February 25, 2018

    Is that bubble gum

    +0 -0
  • cazaly February 25, 2018

    Well. That's one way to stop the door rattling in the wind. Chock it with the dishwasher..

    +0 -0
  • lippa February 25, 2018

    Titty twister

    +0 -0
  • renbo956 February 26, 2018

    Should Be Easy To Tie The Ballon Off

    +0 -0
  • quiet burp February 26, 2018

    wallawilly's crackhead mother at it again

    +0 -1
  • frank n. stein February 27, 2018

    OUCH! Why?

    +0 -0
  • ss99 March 1, 2018

    but why?

    +0 -0
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