thats not the way jesus did it
@sharkkiller1 The Romans gave Jesus the option of this or a cross. You know what he picked...
Yeah, Jesus is coming soon.
Man, Blue Man Group sure has gotten more interesting.
I get upset when my pen leaks also, but take a deep breath lady. Geez
@qaz one he'll of an ink well
And it requires the hammer of Thor! Daayyuum...
You would think that with a pussy that ugly she would be used to putting it in her ass.
Thats how Ouch broke himself in
@stenchfart No.... That's after I broke myself in
Blue aint your color, it's to happy. And who lent you barney rubble's hammer?
@ouch don't lie we know you don't need a hammer anymore.
@whobe Bro C'mon bro I do kegels and yesterday was the first time Shanni has harnessed up in months!
A little blue pussy never hurt nobody,...but i'd still pop her in the pooper!
@GrimmWilder dude I've seen a blue waffle in person.. it fucking hurt me inside to fuck it.
Now we know why Smurfete doesn't like in the ass.
Wouldn't that make her Thor?
@cazaly that’s a thinker..
Close – Thorette
@marshall You don't get it. Thor=sore with a lithp.
@cazaly Good pun+
@cazaly very thor I'm sure
Thats how we treat unexploded WW2 ordnance in the UK.
Fuck poncified EU regulations!
@airsporter You pound them up your ass? Aren't you afraid it'll explode?
Brave or what!
@airsporter isn't that what the Scots told the EU when the hosers deemed the pipes too loud for playing in public? HAHAHA!!
@sarge07 If yo have a spare 5 min Google Catherine Tickell.
She plays the Northumberland Pipes which are more subtle than the traditional Scottish pipes. Hauntingly beautiful.
@airsporter I've seen her before, she's great. Still nothing sends a chill up one's spine like a Military Tattoo
She just gave me blue balls
This Is How Smurfs are MADE
Did somebody say "nail that ass"
Now SHE'S a keeper!
Shitter so tight you need the hammer of Thor to get it in there
Wasn't there a Crystal Gale song like this?
"Don't it Make My Brown Eye Blue?"
Or maybe that wonderful folk song by Pete Seeger, performed by Peter, Paul and Mary?
"If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening,
This dildo in my hand..."
@frank n. stein Ha +
iam waiting to see bazoga in her ass.
Hammer that hole
Is the new member of the blue man group?
@arg does three shows/day in vegas!
I could help her with that, just call me Smerf!
@lafind *papa smurf.
I can get that spike up her ass. A little spit and it will slide right in.
Is That Thors Fucking Hammer
There's plenty of guys that would help you with pounding your ass what are you doing?
Gotta give her an "A"
wallawilly you need to sit your mother down and talk to her, sick fk
@quiet burp WHY are you obsessed with walla??
@frank n. stein
My spooge is more addictive than Oxy.
SHE can't stay off my cock. Ain't that right burpess?
@frank n. stein ignore the troll
Would have been funnier with one of those squeaky toy hammers
ohooooooo FUCK yeah!! Whooo Hammer like you like it!!!
Pounding an ordnance up your ass will not get you crosstown any faster to your next "John" appointment.
Lol. No but it gives her a place to store her money for the trip.
$20 is $20
Well that's one way to get nailed
More NEA funded "art"?
Shira? Next vid here comes heman
Aaaaaaahhhh! Now I get it! It's art. That's one classy lady.
Donkey Kong that ass baby
Harley Quinn is taking joker's death well.
I can get it in there for you honey
this one is for papa smuf ....
That’s a fine ass, too
Looks like she got gangbanged by the Smurfs!
All anything ever needs is a BFH. (Bigger Fucking Hammer)
The other female smurf...Slutty smurf.