number#1 comment The flyjng cricket hard move
The swiveling sprinkler.
It would be hilarious if he pumped her up fast, then let her go! She flies across the room and out the window, and slams into a blue, runaway dump truck.
@frank n. stein
Damn frank, that was pretty descriptive, sounds like you've been in her position before.
@frank n. stein ..... Said the woman hateing homo...
Good for you blackened, being #1 is a remarkable achievement. All you need now is go get your new EBT card activated and buy some jerry curl for your new youtube rap video.
@redmeadowlegion Right buy some jerry curl ? i never used that on my hair , Being #1 is something i had done a lot of times but i was down the list the next day this is my first time to post at #1
Are you 12 years old? Or are you that socially inept that you don't realize NO ONE CARES if you are first in a fucking comment section?
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@Cory H. Your sharper than a Mexicans penknife
@Cory H. why dont you two blow one another and get it over with
@blackenedamerica ,because you’re in the way. Get off your knees and give others a chance.
That's the super whore backshot special
It's the Tommygun.. if you are getting attacked by an angry mob while fucking, just give her the gun and keep fucking.
I call this the leg spreader machine gun!
If she was shooting a couple pistols this would be an awesome move.
You could also call that 'The tail gunner'.
It helps when the gal you're doing this with weighs a 110 # soaking wet. Any more and you might pop a disc.
@maxm60 or drop a nut!
@elmjr hopefully bust a nut!
Thats no way to take a compass reading.
Alright boys and girls, let’s get user submissions of The flying cricket.
super woman u cheating whore!
That's the Holey Moses. Can't you see the parting of the seas?
Did she ask the director if she could keep her bra on, don`t want to look like a whore!
It's a bird! it's a plane! no it's just some bimbo getting superfucked.
Muslims like to fuck this way. But due to there lack of upper body strength, they can only use six year olds...... (ops going straight to hell for that one)
In China they call that The Frying Whole.
@arg ...it's always been wonder woman!
That there is called the Pocket Pussy
happyjackMarch 25, 2018
I think these moves are invented and used by little dicked men trying to distract or compensate.
@happyjack Ya know, you might have something there Hap. Same thing with guys who drive big pick ups too.
This fuckin guy is like the MF position king lol
Looks more like bump-firing without the stock.
Every time it's a weird sex position, it's the same perverted bald dude doing the fucking.
A real size fleshlight how do we call the skin around a pussy ? A woman .
You would have to be Hercules to do that to the girls I fuck.