And next they'll be make'n you a sandwich, Big Boy!
@GrimmWilder with extra vegemite on it?
@frank n. stein
"Ho Ho"? are you the gay Santa Claus?
@frank n. stein HO.MO.
@GrimmWilder before of after closing?
Needs some nutz
Use the ones bouncing off your chin.
@redmeadowlegion Now you know why they call me ouch!
owie is like cloned Stewie from Family Guy. Bitch Stewie. We should just call him Bitch Ouch.
@ouch yeah that little cock sucker is trying to ride ouchy coat tails, give to him ouch, give it to him HARD.
@redmeadowlegion Yes please!
Come on. Go for the whole hand.
Sharing is caring.
If you want something doing right - Do it yourself!
If your goin to 'owt for 'nowt
Do it for thysen'.
We need a third, a fourth and some more.
I don't think that's what buzz n Woody were talkin bout but...... eh
@mrmk1oo my woody thinks it is.
they are in a "knuckle deep" contest
could be.... They def playin a game of stink finger tho..
Charlie in the chocolate factory
This is how brown finger painting starts.
Bet you £5 they are both texting just out of sight with the other hand.
@airsporter suckers bet!
When you and your best friend both have a bad case of worms.
Turd tickling duo
I’ll be friends to both.
The one on the left is ready and the one on the right is done!
@lafind It did just kinda spread itself didn't it.
If you ever look behind and don't like what you find
There's something you should know, you've got a place to go
Your doing it wrong only men have prostates
Whos Going To Get It 1st Butter Fingers
They've discovered a new definition for BFF. Butt Fingering Friend.
You can finger your butt. You can finger your friend. You can finger your friends butt.
Doesn't anyone pay attention to the pink anymore?
@burfurger only when shit like this leads to pink eye
@burfurger I can't understand the logic either, after all, the pink is worth one more point than the brown
People just DIGGIN’ in butts these days
I know I've got the keys for your Porsche here somewhere....
Ouch and Geoff ?
@acairman if you're going to insult me at least get Goff's name correct
Just going to sit & watch for a while
Though if you feel the need to let me know which movie this was ripped from then please don't hessitate to contribute
They are sharing lunch
give me one and I'll give you two
Ventriloquism is getting pretty sexy nowadays.
Double your PLEASURE!!!
A friend in need's a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breast and all the rest,
A friend who's dressed in leather,
A friend who'll tease is better,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,
My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,
Day's dawning, skins crawling
I like the Ham Sandwich on the right.
@peaks I commend you on your choice sir!
So long as the hams not to salty, I would whole heartedly agree
Yah yah yah yah
Copy cats. Me and my uncle been doing that for years.