HAZARD IN THE WORKPLACE

  •   what now? whats next? April 10, 2018

    Anal lip slip

    +1 -2
    • letmefindout April 10, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      Where are the safety glasses? That damn thing could have poked an eye out.

      +0 -2
  • the man April 10, 2018

    The Amazing Kreskin's daughter?

    +0 -0
  • gutbucket April 10, 2018

    "Man I've been screaming to get me the hell out of there (bonk!) take that, bitch!"

    +1 -3
  • joedirt9 April 10, 2018

    I would have been very impressed if she had enough skill to shoot it from her gaping shithole and catch it in her gaping suckhole....”look Ma, no hands”

    +5 -0
  • bobadfett April 10, 2018

    Cool way to launch dildos

    +3 -1
  • stinkburger April 10, 2018

    Her vag looks like it was made at Arbys

    +2 -1
    • burfurger April 10, 2018

      @stinkburger

      They have the MEATS!

      +1 -0
      • bobadfett April 11, 2018

        @burfurger I'll have the French dip and swiss combo with large curly fries lol

        +0 -0
        • burfurger April 12, 2018

          @bobadfett Mmmmmm..cuuuurrly friiiies....

          +0 -0
  • airsporter April 10, 2018

    Ballistic glasses required if you date her.

    +2 -1
    • bobadfett April 10, 2018

      @airsporter fire the photon dildo

      +1 -1
      •   sarge07 April 10, 2018

        @bobadfett Captain, NOT the photon dildo

        +1 -0
        • bobadfett April 10, 2018

          @sarge07 lmao ok fire the rectal rocket

          +0 -0
  • ithinkimdumb April 10, 2018

    And now you have pink eye...

    +2 -0
  • burfurger April 10, 2018

    Ha! She bitch slapped herself!

    +2 -0
  • 69ahooker April 10, 2018

    Bitch is so nasty the dildo trying to run away.

    +1 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 10, 2018

    She never gets them shits that feel like a brick.

    +3 -1
  • curiousone April 10, 2018

    She had her mouth open, she just missed.

    Her throw was off target and she flinched.

    +1 -0
  • ketamine<3 April 10, 2018

    I'll be happy to leave her a face mask of cum...

    +1 -0
  • mrmk1oo April 10, 2018

    Almost got it........ Gotta be quicker than that!

    +1 -0
  •   luvthick April 10, 2018

    Houdini's tapping that ass!

    +2 -0
  • supfishing757 April 10, 2018

    Looked like one of North Koreas missle launches.

    +2 -0
  • graveyard April 10, 2018

    Sorry dildo to the eye is not covered by workers comp

    +0 -0
  • deadmemories86 April 10, 2018

    Good way to get pink or stank eye.

    +0 -0
  • lafind April 10, 2018

    Hey mom, look what I can do.

    +0 -0
  • cazaly April 10, 2018

    That explains how she got shit stuck in her teeth.

    +1 -0
  • mr_krabs April 10, 2018

    “How did you chip your tooth?”

    “Ummm...I’d rather not say”

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy April 10, 2018

    Now put it in your mouth you nasty cave monkey.

    +0 -1
  • arg April 10, 2018

    Nice get hit in the face with your own shit covered dildo

    +0 -0
    • elmjr April 10, 2018

      @arg at least it is her own shit!

      +0 -0
  • dmo April 10, 2018

    She put a squeeze-it in her snatch

    +0 -0
  • fatlarry April 10, 2018

    ground control to ass launcher

    +0 -0
  • davulie April 10, 2018

    Ass to Mouth FAIL

    +1 -0
  •   ouch April 10, 2018

    Woman can't do anything right!

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 April 10, 2018

      @ouch

      They say,"Brandy, you're a fine girl

      What a good wife you would be

      You could steal a sailor

      From the sea.

      +2 -0
  • smellsoffearandhate April 10, 2018

    I bet she enjoys a nice fat shit dirty whore

    +0 -0
    •   goodster April 12, 2018

      @smellsoffearandhate Don't you??,,,, I sure do.

      +0 -0
  • frank n. stein April 10, 2018

    Shit-faced whore

    +1 -0
  •   sarge07 April 10, 2018

    up your nose with a rubber hose, in your mouth with a shitty rubber dick

    +0 -0
  • shibby131286 April 10, 2018

    AGHHHH!! MY EYE!!!

    +0 -0
  • mr_pickles April 10, 2018

    Automatic ATM

    +0 -0
  • qaz April 10, 2018

    Hand-eye coordination still not up to snuff. Another season in the minors for her

    +1 -0
  • tuffey April 11, 2018

    Pop goes the anal

    +1 -0
  • teambalaam April 11, 2018

    And here I thought those things were made in a factory of some sort.

    +1 -0
  • xenomorph April 11, 2018

    Do you want pink eye? because that's how you get pink eye!

    +0 -0
  • bedpaneddie April 11, 2018

    I'd hit her in the face too

    +0 -0
  • keysersoze9515 April 12, 2018

    It was like she was launching a middle to Syria for Trump!

    +0 -0
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