I FOUND THE WAY I WANT TO DIE

  • 72jayd April 14, 2018

    If this was an option, I would be dead already.

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    • mehofjack April 14, 2018

      @72jayd I wonder how much would a hooker charge?

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      • letmefindout April 14, 2018

        @mehofjack

        Depends. With or without herpes?

        +3 -1
        • ketamine<3 April 14, 2018

          @letmefindout would it matter if your trying to die?

          +3 -0
      • ketamine<3 April 14, 2018

        @mehofjack the problem would be finding one with an ass big enough, shouldn't be a problem if you stay away from the lot lizards.

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        • mehofjack April 15, 2018

          @ketamine<3 thanks for careing

          +0 -0
  • sniperfox April 14, 2018

    What else can you do if you run out of bum roll ?

    +1 -0
  • airsporter April 14, 2018

    Hes being absorbed.

    +2 -0
    • offdhook April 16, 2018

      @airsporter no...

      Butthead.

      +0 -0
  •   wallawilly April 14, 2018

    Red alert! Going down..

    +1 -1
  • toiletrat April 14, 2018

    If you have a GF or Wife that wonders why you don’t go down on them. Show them this GIF and say “Cause you don’t look like her.” They’ll finally understand.

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly April 14, 2018

      @toiletrat

      Bro, Ive been with some fine ass Prom Queen, Cheerleader types and they were straight up YPS...

      "YO PUSSY STANK!"

      +1 -1
      • letmefindout April 14, 2018

        @wallawilly

        That's what you get for going to school in the ghetto neighborhoods.

        +1 -2
        •   wallawilly April 14, 2018

          @letmefindout

          Dont knock the dark chocolate til yà try it.

          +3 -0
      •   nybadguy April 14, 2018

        @wallawilly that's why I fuck the ugly ones. TPC= THAT PUSSY CLEAN. just make em bite the pillow or make sure it's real dark and no friends see the steak face bitch.

        +1 -0
  • letmefindout April 14, 2018

    I know that is a lot of ass, but, he is damn near up to his neck bone in it.

    +1 -1
  • pervyguy April 14, 2018

    If I survived that ride I'd pay for it! Not to often I get high quality mustache rides,

    +1 -0
  • bobadfett April 14, 2018

    Damn talking about sticking your head up someone's ass didn't think to take literly. Jesus

    +1 -0
  • iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

    She better have dooshed and scrubbed that beaver before doing that shit to me...

    +0 -0
    • letmefindout April 14, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Forehead in the pussy, tongue in the ass (look closely). Does it really matter at the end of the day?

      +1 -2
      • iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

        @letmefindout that means nose in the taint? Hell yeah it matters. If she did a nasty job wiping (girls are SUPPOSED to wipe front to back to not drag fecal matter to the snatch) and left remnants behind? Doosh and scrub. I don't trust no bitch.

        +1 -0
        •   wallawilly April 14, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          That last sentence should be the credo of every man's life!

          +2 -0
        • gutbucket April 14, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          A world-wide psa should go out to all the women in the world with just that statement alone:

          Women of the world.

          When wiping your ass after dropping friends off at the pool. Please wipe from front to back.

          I repeat: please wipe from front to back. Thank You.

          +0 -0
          • iwantagoodhj247 April 15, 2018

            @gutbucket you'd think by now they'd all know better. Sheesh

            +0 -0
  • cubbage April 14, 2018

    This one looks tasty enough, heck ya!

    +1 -0
  • ketamine<3 April 14, 2018

    Looks consensual, but this woman is getting her Taco Bell inspired revenge on him for pulling the blanket over her head when he farted last nigh.

    +2 -0
  • ithinkimdumb April 14, 2018

    Yes please

    +1 -0
  • mr_krabs April 14, 2018

    It’s all fun and games....til’ she farts.

    +2 -0
    •   oathbreaker April 14, 2018

      @mr_krabs For some, it's all foreplay until then

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  •   oathbreaker April 14, 2018

    I'd like to die by skydiving from space into an active volcano

    +1 -0
  • burfurger April 14, 2018

    Put a shammy on that ass and buff my car while you're at it.

    +1 -0
  • arg April 14, 2018

    This is why a good oral expert learns to breath through their ears

    +1 -0
  •   nybadguy April 14, 2018

    I bet there is a pair of balls rubbing all over his eye sockets

    +3 -0
  • zyxon1 April 14, 2018

    Fun Fact; she is a Trap.

    +1 -0
    • ttrr April 17, 2018

      @zyxon1 no sauce bro?

      +0 -0
  • txdo_msk April 14, 2018

    Kind of a shitty way to go...

    +0 -0
  • chained cat April 14, 2018

    Fish & winnits for dinner sir?

    +0 -0
  • bootysniffer April 14, 2018

    hell yea

    +1 -1
  •   truckingman April 14, 2018

    Mike you would prefer way of death is having a beautiful lady griding her vagina over your mouth and nose, suffocating you in the process, while she has multiple orgasms... It seems you have made a logical choice.

    +0 -0
  • dark_police April 14, 2018

    ass brake on the forehead

    +1 -0
  • xenomorph April 14, 2018

    Nice hat you have on there dude.

    +2 -0
  • peaks April 15, 2018

    He's simply eating at Taco Bell.

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  • cruiserman April 15, 2018

    Sick people are born every day...

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  • xxxmass April 15, 2018

    WoW she's Scrubbing that dudes face clean., except she's probably leaving a Hole Lotta Love up in his nostrils.

    +1 -0
  • action-bastard_69 April 15, 2018

    Mmmm...I can taste the fajitas!!

    +1 -0
  • logansrun April 19, 2018

    Tap Out........"TAP OUT!!"

    +0 -0
  • kingthiccolo_ April 23, 2018

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a2c73a0a1d8

    ur welcome

    +0 -0
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