CRAZYSHIT'S OFFICIAL GUIDE TO SAVING MONEY

  • 72jayd April 14, 2018

    I’ll burp her.

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  • toiletrat April 14, 2018

    This is where the oppression begins. Baby said, “500 pounds. Day in day out. I just wanted a cup of milk mama.” In other news...Milk! It does a body good!

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  •   wallawilly April 14, 2018

    Goddamn! That's a huge pussy!

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    • arg April 14, 2018

      @wallawilly That's a huge pussy!

      Why did you say it twice?...i didn't

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    •   fistermister April 16, 2018

      @wallawilly

      That's a fucking pretty pussy! If that pussy is too big, I'm sorry for you, but that shit look prime for the fitting!

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  • letmefindout April 14, 2018

    It Is said that milk builds strong bone(er)s.

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    •   wallawilly April 14, 2018

      @letmefindout

      You best be hanging a log to satisfy that monster!

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  • bobadfett April 14, 2018

    Selfish bitch all for a video and could be feeding her kid or kids instead

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  • mehofjack April 14, 2018

    Those cinnamon toast crunch gave me a chub right now

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  • zavodd April 14, 2018

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  • cubbage April 14, 2018

    Damn, this could actually save me about $20 a month.

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

    That actually made me sick to my stomach. Not the chopping off of heads... but that. Gross.

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    •   luvthick April 14, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Just wait until you see how she saves on orange juice.

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      •   iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

        @luvthick is it that frozen concentrate? If so, that's just too much man. Where does it end?!

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  • halfthang April 14, 2018

    Chocolate milk

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  •   ketamine<3 April 14, 2018

    For any of you with pregnant / breast feeding wives, when your baby kicks the habit keep pumping the milk. It'll keep producing and keep the boobs more firm. Plus free milk ( you know to add to formula and shit )

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

      @ketamine<3 no thank you! I want my milk pasteurized and homogenized! And from a damn cow!

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 14, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247,

        Me too, but I don't think he was suggesting adults drink it when he mentioned mixing it with formula.

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H. Sorry. I just saw "free milk" and blacked out from the sheer grossness of the thought of drinking it. In hindsight I'd have to agree. I stand corrected and I am a big enough person to admit so...

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 14, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247,

            +1

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          • txdo_msk April 14, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247 actually, its not gross at all. I got a little taste by accident when i was sexing up my wife (pregnant At the time). It was a bit awkward, we were new at marriage and both a little embarassed that it was a turn on. Kinda wish we'd been a little more comfortable with ourselves...

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            •   burfurger April 14, 2018

              @txdo_msk

              ....Dear Penthouse Forum,

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              •   sarge07 April 14, 2018

                @burfurger on this episode of Playboy After Dark.

                Did I date myself?

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                •   burfurger April 14, 2018

                  @sarge07

                  I think we both just did. :-)

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            •   iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

              @txdo_msk although I do appreciate your input, here in the civilized United States of America, we don't drink human milk past the age of about 2. It's basically cannibalism.

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              •   sarge07 April 14, 2018

                @iwantagoodhj247 well you better check again, a lot of people do. Hoe exactly is drinking human milk a form of cannibalism?

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                •   iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

                  @sarge07 um, it's a joke. I dont care what anyone does here. You want to smear shit on a cracker and call that food? Be my guest. Everyone's so fucking serious around here

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                  • letmefindout April 14, 2018

                    @iwantagoodhj247

                    So serious....

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                  •   sarge07 April 15, 2018

                    @iwantagoodhj247 HAHA!, when I was a kid, I had a jackass stealing my lunch in grade school, I brought two cans of act food without the labels and told him it was potted meat. He complemented the stolen lunch.

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              • txdo_msk April 14, 2018

                @iwantagoodhj247 LOL! Civilized. On this website? LOL!!!

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      •   sarge07 April 14, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247 I'll take mine right out of the cow to the fridge, it's better that way.

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  •   oathbreaker April 14, 2018

    Us guys have to eat our cereal with water when we don't have milk.

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  •   burfurger April 14, 2018

    Titties are for sucking, fucking, motor boating, squeezing, licking, num-numming and staring at. NOT MILK! goddammit! NOT MILK!

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

      @burfurger it's very simple actually. Are there any milk producing animals anywhere in the animal kingdom that drink their own species milk after infancy? Nope. There's a reason for that.

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      • letmefindout April 14, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        Is that reason milk duds?

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 April 14, 2018

          @letmefindout oh please. Those come from a caramel covered chocolate tree...duhhhh

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    • gutbucket April 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Calm the fuck down.

      I've poured my share of fucking drinks down my share of fucking boobs all at the boobs' owners' request and that included fresh, cold milk.

      More than once, I might add...

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      •   burfurger April 16, 2018

        @gutbucket

        Pouring milk down and through boobs is fine. Its when the milk comes out of them that's gross.

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  •   nybadguy April 14, 2018

    I was expecting chocolate milk.

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  • arg April 14, 2018

    With all the nutrients a growing baby needs

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  • zyxon1 April 14, 2018

    Give me Name pls... Reason: Exams

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  • h-town71 April 14, 2018

    It is cheaper that way plus you don't have to add suger.

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  • pidor5050 April 14, 2018

    Lmao for those imbeciles who don't know: human milk is a 20% sweat, 30% dead cell debris, 10% urine (yep, imagine that), 20% melted body fat (yuck) and only 20% milky substance lol.

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    • txdo_msk April 14, 2018

      @pidor5050 pretty much the same as that cow milk in your shake, or any recipe that calls for milk...

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      • pidor5050 April 18, 2018

        @txdo_msk not same at all lmao. You dumb fuck can't even understand the difference between cow milk and that piss cocktail from breast milk lol Go study some biology and come back and report. I doubt you will understand it tho

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  • rubberduck90 April 14, 2018

    Where can I find more of her, for research purposes only

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    • pidor5050 April 18, 2018

      @rubberduck90 why? she is ugly as fuck and a niggar in addition

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  • frank n. stein April 14, 2018

    GROSS

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    • gutbucket April 14, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      I 2nd that, Francine.

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  •   truckingman April 14, 2018

    (Robert is intrigued by the lady resourcefulness for saving her funds.)

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  • peaks April 14, 2018

    While she has her breakfast, I'll eat her for mine.

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  • the_fairy_god_mother April 14, 2018

    I guess that’s one way of saving! Better than I could ever do!

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  • ftw88 April 15, 2018

    Yummy..

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  • xenomorph April 15, 2018

    If she jumps up and down for a while would that make her a milkshake machine?

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  •   acairman April 15, 2018

    If only she new who the father was, she would not have to conserve while waiting for an increase in food stamps.

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  • tittysucker April 15, 2018

    I'll suck those titties!!!!!!

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  •   oldrooster April 16, 2018

    Got Titty?

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  • logansrun April 19, 2018

    Fuck No.....

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