SEX MOVES YOU DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED: THE CORKSCREW

  • soulconsumer April 17, 2018

    This site starts to look like a pornsite.

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    • arg April 17, 2018

      @soulconsumer Agreed, slow death day mebee?

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    •   crazyshit April 17, 2018

      @soulconsumer Yeah man. I'm constantly interrupted by videos of people being set on fire while flogging the dolphin on Chaturbate

      +8 -2
      •   ouch April 17, 2018

        @crazyshit

        HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

        USER UPLOADS!

        +3 -2
    • airsporter April 17, 2018

      @soulconsumer Ha+

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  • arg April 17, 2018

    As noted earlier this is a borderline pornsite, i thought this was in the vain of the old ogrish but this is slipping into another crack

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    • rouge_et_blanc April 17, 2018

      @arg another crack or yet another tranny dick

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  • iwantagoodhj247 April 17, 2018

    What a waste of crappy champagne...

    +2 -0
  • two-hats April 17, 2018

    I said the same thing yesterday. I wouldn't come here for porn same as I don't go to Xhamster for my crazy stuff. I asked how the site benefits when a member is directed to a porn site from one of the uploads. Both my comments on the subject were removed.

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    •   crazyshit April 17, 2018

      @two-hats Because advertisers don't pay for extreme content. Without it, the site goes offline.

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      • two-hats April 17, 2018

        @crazyshit if we're redirected to a porn site what difference does it make if the site goes off line? Your members aren't here anyway they've decided to stay and fap instead apparently. So it's ok to sacrifice say "a few" then in the name of cash?

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        •   crazyshit April 17, 2018

          @two-hats Actually more effort is made to limit profit for the sake of keeping the site as clean as possible. Do you notice how theYNC, Kaotic etc. have 15+ links per UPDATE sending you out to other websites? That's for profit. We limit it to 3 per entire PAGE, when we could do exactly what they are doing and quadruple cash flow. We choose not to in order to keep our users loyal. If you can't see that Crazyshit has it's userbase as the top priority based on the daily customized original content, transparent communication and constant reinvestment back into the community, then I don't know what else to tell you.

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          • two-hats April 17, 2018

            @crazyshit I don't use any other sites like this tbh so I have nothing to gauge it by but thanks for the information next time I find myself redirected I'll know why.

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            •   ouch April 17, 2018

              @two-hats i redirected my white van to the curb across the street from your house

              You'll float too lol

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          •   wallawilly April 18, 2018

            @crazyshit

            For all of you who might be confused, its the DCOCTCaCRBITC

            You're welcome!

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          • toiletrat April 18, 2018

            @crazyshit I love CS!

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        •   sarge07 April 17, 2018

          @two-hats well, you do like I do, don't watch the porn just comment with the others.

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  •   oldrooster April 17, 2018

    Its the $100 douche.

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    • iwantagoodhj247 April 17, 2018

      @oldrooster asti spumanti is about 3 bucks a bottle. These are sluts, they don't buy expensive champagne.

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      •   sarge07 April 17, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247 they probably call champagne, "Cham pag In"

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        • iwantagoodhj247 April 17, 2018

          @sarge07 and filet mignon...fill et mig non... Stupid sluts...

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          •   sarge07 April 18, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247 those with no couth attempting act like they have couth are just uncouth.

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      • airsporter April 17, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247 My Ladies dream of Asti-- They get Lambrini and like it!

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        • iwantagoodhj247 April 17, 2018

          @airsporter fucking +1! I laughed out loud to that!

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  • supfishing757 April 17, 2018

    Now let's see her open a pickle jar

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  • kore April 17, 2018

    I sense a yeast infection coming, champagne in the pussy, bad idea.

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    • rubberduck90 April 17, 2018

      @kore

      Yeast is probably the most benign shit inside those whores

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  • burfurger April 17, 2018

    Guess who's invited to my next NEW YEAR'S EVE PAAAARRRRTYYYYY!!!!!

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  • dry terd April 17, 2018

    That's not the first time a load was blown in her.....

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  •   nybadguy April 17, 2018

    How is that a sex move? More like 4 play ya dumb fucks.

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    •   sarge07 April 17, 2018

      @nybadguy foreplay for what exactly?

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      •   nybadguy April 17, 2018

        @sarge07 for us to get busy Holmes

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  • mr_krabs April 17, 2018

    The next guy that fucks her will find the cork.

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    • uk bride April 17, 2018

      @mr_krabs That cork is gone for good. We'll never see it again.

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  • airsporter April 17, 2018

    So What? - Just another Formula 1 podium finish.

    B. Ecclestone.

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  • abraham_lincoln April 17, 2018

    Are these the campaign wishes that Robin Leach was taking about?

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  • stratosgr April 17, 2018

    Cheers mate!!

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  • tuffey April 17, 2018

    Free champagne at the Vag Bar

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  • elmjr April 17, 2018

    Happy New Year!

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  •   truckingman April 17, 2018

    What in the MF"...............

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  • fatlarry April 17, 2018

    when you are in desperate for a douche and champagne is all you have

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  • spider-man April 17, 2018

    Hahahahaha

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  • fiddledeedee April 17, 2018

    I'm all for unusual and sexy, and this looks hot, but this apparently isn't a good idea.

    First, the champagne can certainly cause a yeast infection. Even more serious is the possibility of an embolism, meaning, the pressurized liquid could force air into a weak blood vessel in the vagina. The air bubble in the bloodstream would kill the woman.

    Cases of this sort of thing are pretty rare, but it is possible. Also consider the germs on the outside of the bottle, any unexpected sharp edges of the glass, and the fact that the vag can absorb alcohol in massive amounts... better to simply drink the champagne and enjoy the bubbles that way.

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  •   wallawilly April 18, 2018

    Stick a remote timer up her ass and give her a chair in Yellowstone.

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  • logansrun April 19, 2018

    Butt why??

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