what a ripoff I paid .75 cents for a root beer to come out her ass!
@ketamine<3 That's where the ice comes from
@qaz Yup,,, My EX shits ice cubes too!
@qaz I thought that was the soft serve! I'm all messed up here...
@ketamine<3 your confused with "2 girls and 1 cup"
@blackenedamerica no I saw your upload and I'm ok with never seeing that again thank you!
@ketamine<3 My thirst is over now!
Thank you, come again!
She misunderstood when her dealer asked her to smuggle Coke in her pussy.
There goes my 5cent deposit.
Everything goes better with Coke.
Have a Coke and a smile... with a new cold sore.
Cant wait to see the new pepsi add... Coke is stepping there game up
Darrn I wanted a cold one
warm coke and slack pussy not a good mix!
Sometimes, ya gotta take what's given to ya..
Funny part Is, the father is a Pepsi.
Something fishy here
The new "Fresca", it's a fresh catch.
Wot no Sprite?
Now that's a real Coke Whore.
Im starting to think she just married her cum bucket with her shitter and the after math is trapped in that can that may dissolve that aluminum soon
Goddamn!... bitch needs to learn to use her kegels...
She was. That's how she spit that can out.
"They call me quack lips".
Handy for trips to the beer store
You know your pussys wrecked when a pop can pretty much just falls out with no snap-back.
I bet this chick can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe too
Once you go black, soda cans go splat
@happyjack there you go with the bbc inuendos
The all New Coca-Cola Crabs Dispenser
Hope it doesn’t taste like shit too.
Respect the clam! It didn't shoot out her butthole..
If she can’t wipe right, it may as well.
What the hell is wrong with people these days?
High Fructose Corn Syrup..
No hospital for her..
where is the coin slot or is this a free drinks dispenser
Some sluts are just NASTY!
Sill better than breaking glass up your ass!
@frank n. stein
HAHA, yes indeed
I bet you can shard em right out Lucy!
A coke and a smile.
@cs-admi_natzi and 5 pudding pops can fit in that hole
At least it wasn’t a tucked cock emerging
We're all a little gun shy these days. :-)
Hey! I paid for 4. I'll just reach in and get the others...
Its a coke!
, a smile and stfu! ;-)
Who's the father? Good ol' Pop Topp.
I didn't know my ex was in a GIF
I wanted sprite
"There was a whore from A'zores,
Whose pussy was covered with sores.
The dogs on the streets wouldn't eat the green meat,
Cause it hung from clumps in her drawers."
Ewww hewww eew. Ha ha!
Reminds me of the story of the guy who wanted to lick nickels out of a whore's pussy.
So he got busy eating her pussy, under the blankets, in the dark.
He started feeling pretty good about his oral expertise because he pulled five nickels out of her pussy with his tongue!
Until the lights went on and realized they were scabs.
That's just sick homie!
dude, you win
nasty just nasty
Damn slime!! I dropped the 1st one that came out all slimy and I had to pay for a 2nd one because of that...
Wait till she shits out the keg!
Her fanny looks like a smashed crab NASTY !!!!!
This bitch obviously doesn't vend any "cherry" coke.
Should i have a boner or not?
Hey! That's my party trick!
It's not as cold as I like
Forget about cherry coke........try the new tuna Coke..........