Please tell me that right before the motorcycle hit the tree that he said "Hey Yaâ€™ll, Watch This!" But damm that right leg donâ€™t look too good. Never the less they are doing cpr, that doesnâ€™t look too good.
I think the fat bastards leg is the least of his worries! But there is some good news! He just saved a shit load of money by switching his insurance to geico!!!
They had better just tag him and bag him!
good one Beens.
Dude looks DOA.
I want to be just like that guy when I grow up. Motorcycles are so cool! I want one!
If his heart was still pumping at any point after getting those lacerations, wouldn't there be blood everywhere from the numerous severed arteries?
the reason there is little blood i think is that when you tear flesh the blood vessles go in to spasm and close, it doesnt last forever (not very long poor chap) so he will start bleeding like a bastard quite soon. my main concern is it looks like his dick has been ripped off in the process and if its just very small and we cant see it then at least now he can tell people the end got ripped of in an accident :-)
He musta forgot to Tuck and Roll
Thats just wrong :( POOR GUY!! .EXCUSE ME NOW I HAVE TO PUKE.
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