it's not a beer belly... it's a gas tank for a sex machine!!!
a nine months pregnant man i think the baby is gonna be a boy
he needs just 1 more 6 pack.
No six pack.....thats a keg!!
That is a dickey do. His belly sticks out farther than his dicky do
This is the kind of guy who only likes it missionary style, and can't figure out why he can't get any.
Pregnant? I think he's got a whole damn litter in there.
How could you let your self go THAT bad??
his wife must be italian and cookin him pasta morning lunch and dinner
I dont buy this shit-nobodys body can get that out of proportion
holy shit! damn my prego girl friend isnt even that big..
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!(Arnie from 'Kindergarten Cop')
there are no words....
i bet he can't see his dick
he cant see his dick?! hell..neither can anyone else!
i think he ate his wife and kids
gurt that is funny hehehe
holy shit, man it looks like he had his cake an ate both of 'em. hmmm, i wonder whats keepin him from jenny craige... probly thu door.
QUOTE (it's not a beer belly... it's a gas tank for a sex machine!!!) thats old and gay
Gastric Bypass surgery anyone?
HEY DATS MY DADDY! Y THE FUCK ISNT HE IN JAIL!
i think hes been pregnant for years now judging by the size of that thing
He could go through some drastic surgery to remove the luggage but what in the fuck can he do about that pelt he's wearing? Two wrongs don't make a right.
oh, how attractive.