Retired Porn Stars At the Beach

Grandpa is packing some heat! He’s probably at the beach so he can go fuck a whale or some other poor unsuspecting sea animal. And don’t make me tell you again, everything on crazyshit.com is REAL!

18 Comments
  • winks July 21, 2005

    haha...he wishes

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  • mike8putang July 21, 2005

    if he was like that i wonder what women would do him? any takers ladies!

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  • naughty_samara July 21, 2005

    ill pass mike...i like 'em old but NOT that damn old.

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  • skittletoes July 21, 2005

    i wonder if hes following the chick, her shoulder looks hot.....

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  • vanilla_cream July 21, 2005

    No thanks Mike, I'm not into old mule dick.

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  • archemedes_rex July 21, 2005

    Hey, it's Tom Jones!

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  • pernicious2mil July 22, 2005

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JOKES?!?! AHH MY LIFE ISN'T COMPLETE

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  • kimmer July 22, 2005

    i'll pass on grandpa.

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  • bbeens July 22, 2005

    My dad told me to put a potato in my pants! after a week with no chicks my dad told me to put the potato in the front!!!! Fuck that sucked

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  • kylie_b24 July 23, 2005

    yeah right! lol

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  • mike8putang July 23, 2005

    bbeens ur one funny sob..lmfao..ill tell my son the same thing and see if he does it..

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  • frootyhooty July 23, 2005

    It's probably just his catheter and urine bag.

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  • hightimeroller July 23, 2005

    a loaf of french bread perhaps?

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  • ehs July 30, 2005

    Don't make any difference how old they are, if they truly have one like that they would be porn stars, and ome young or old gal will take it all

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  • sammi1991 September 28, 2005

    if evrything on this sites real, then wots with that dog thing on one of the other pages???

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  • enufone January 2, 2008

    wow grandpa your happy today

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  • belladona February 7, 2009

    thats like circus big!!! lmao what a waste!!!

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  • bagigaulkman June 6, 2009

    damn crazyshit you should get a pic of longdong

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