Now That's Small

That is some serious shrinkage. Or that is just one fucking small dick mother fucker. He must be jealous of midgets and toddlers. The dude’s hung like a horse...a horse fly that is.

42 Comments
  • frenchie075402 August 11, 2005

    Nobody wants to see you like that ROCKY

    +1
  • de_stripper August 11, 2005

    ha ha hes got an innie

    +1
  • jmsit August 11, 2005

    I can't believe that BI**H put MY picture on the internet.

    +0
  • big bull August 11, 2005

    Its an Elf weenie at the Norh Pole!

    Santa say "Whos yer daddy?"

    +0
  • skittletoes August 11, 2005

    wow, so size really does matter cause he aint getting ladies off with that!!!

    +0
  • bionic_nugget August 11, 2005

    I've licked clits bigger than that.

    +1
  • archemedes_rex August 11, 2005

    It's even too small to aim while peeing!

    +0
  • vanilla_cream August 11, 2005

    It's a magic trick. 'Wanna see my dick disappear?'

    +1
  • bbeens August 11, 2005

    That chick has a huge sack!!

    +0
  • mandapanda06 August 11, 2005

    no wonder he shaves...he could be mistaken for a woman

    +0
  • jonthecableguy August 11, 2005

    well fuck me right in the ear! oh no wait i didn't mean it.

    +1
  • tiff921 August 11, 2005

    Peek a boo, I see you!

    +0
  • yortgtnik August 11, 2005

    this is what should happen when men touch kids

    +2
  • frootyhooty August 11, 2005

    I'll have to stick with my battery powered one.

    +0
  • mandapanda06 August 11, 2005

    i agree frooty....real is always better until you get stuck with that shit...

    +0
  • trojen August 12, 2005

    i agree with frooty and manda-- and how does a potentil mate excuse herself without laughing her ass off

    +0
  • andycz August 12, 2005

    aww dude just have a sex change you 3/4 the way there already.

    +1
  • moonchild69 August 12, 2005

    maybe circumcision could help him and i agree with yort

    +0
  • tookalook August 12, 2005

    lol@frenchie

    +0
  • kimmer August 12, 2005

    is it an innie?

    +0
  • archemedes_rex August 13, 2005

    Come to think of it, isn't that what happens when you smoke crack?

    +0
  • kenshin August 13, 2005

    I just gave my dick a hug, and thanked it for being twice that size.

    +0
  • tumblin_dice August 13, 2005

    Good one Kenshin!

    +0
  • conkerman15 August 13, 2005

    He cant even beat his meat =

    +0
  • smartasscop August 14, 2005

    it must be really cold there

    +0
  • gurtman23 August 14, 2005

    has something ate it

    +0
  • gurtman23 August 14, 2005

    i have longer pubes

    +0
  • sonyab August 15, 2005

    I always said if I were a guy I would measure mine. But that poor man don't have none. :(

    +0
  • tainted_bliss August 15, 2005

    i would lick it untill it squirts

    +0
  • rockybalboa August 16, 2005

    Now I know why everybody hates french people...

    +0
  • ehs August 17, 2005

    That just proves that all men are not created equal

    +0
  • cardioprincess August 21, 2005

    Do you think it functions? And what guy in his right mind with a pecker that small would let it be photographed? I bet he has a complex

    +0
  • spongemike August 25, 2005

    The poor bastard got an INGROWN HARD-ON.

    +0
  • ass2 August 25, 2005

    I bet he's a quere you no he aint getten no puss

    +0
  • xxsexynymph0xx August 29, 2005

    yo damnn thiz nigga can masturbate wit a f**kin cheerio...lol haha

    -1
  • xxsexynymph0xx August 29, 2005

    oh wait nevermind tha cheerio would be too bigg lol

    +0
  • crazyazncoco September 14, 2005

    I give this a 1 cause its a picture of a males genitalia on a side note...be thankful you are not this small all u males that posted or will post and if u are that sucks. i know i am sry for him. if u had to live with a small penis your entire life knowing u could never satisfy a female ever and in this case NEVER I know u would be regretting every single day of your life.

    +0
  • kelybelly March 6, 2006

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.thats a really small weener,it makes me smile. but it really fucking sucks for that guy..

    +1
  • campo September 7, 2006

    Its an abomination

    +0
  • blackrose13 August 19, 2008

    i think it might be a child..... if not.. poor bastard, here's some money to buy some penis enlargements...

    +0
  • intellexicon September 4, 2008

    I would spend my life's savings and get the largest personal loan I could to have some kind of fuckin procedure done, even if they had to implant a fake one

    +0
  • danyosilva February 9, 2009

    how many times did i tell you not to push your ging-a-ling inside your body? now take this thing off there!

    +0
 
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