I Hate You Mr. Penis

The penis does cause much trouble in a man’s like. It drives us to do the stupidest things. Like for example, I run this site, and try to make everyone have a laugh on me. All in hopes of one day going to a bar, start talking to a chick and say, yeah I own crazyshit.com. The she’s like, I love that site, and I want to bone you. See that’s what I do for my penis. Now what this guy does for his penis is a hurtful thing, and I don’t think it’s right. I am willing to bet, ether does his penis.

28 Comments
  • mandapanda06 September 4, 2005

    What is wrong w/ppl??...sick fuck...

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  • guyschips1 September 4, 2005

    gay

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  • msluvly0423 September 4, 2005

    He doesn't value his dick too much does he?

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  • jonthecableguy September 4, 2005

    Ghey

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  • thesku11s September 4, 2005

    I dont get it, why is there so many people who enjoy cutting up there dicks?

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  • naughty_samara September 4, 2005

    i dont even see a dick...

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  • big bull September 4, 2005

    Stupid! What would pocess someone to do that?

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  • acidshroomer September 4, 2005

    this pic made me pet my cock for awhile and let him know i love him....

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  • frootyhooty September 4, 2005

    He must be paralyzed from the waist down.

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  • gurtman23 September 4, 2005

    dumb american retard

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  • ramyel September 4, 2005

    dumb american retard i cant see how u came up with that gurtman get a fucking life

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  • moonchild69 September 5, 2005

    lol naughty, i was thinking same thing

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  • edslaughin60 September 5, 2005

    My dick makes me do dumb shit, but I don't punish the fucker.

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  • trojen September 5, 2005

    what the hell was he thinking???

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  • clemenza September 5, 2005

    maybe that seemed like a good idea at the time but what happens when you need to use it......will it get the job done???

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  • archemedes_rex September 5, 2005

    Freak. Of. Nature.

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  • callmepit September 5, 2005

    FRANKENPENIS!,no seriously,WTF?just cut it off....silly ass fag!!!

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  • vanilla_cream September 5, 2005

    Are you sure you don't punish it edslaughin? Most men do beat their meat don't they?

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  • smartasscop September 6, 2005

    in the shape it's in now he can't have sex anymore, I vote he eats a Glock

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  • eweotter September 6, 2005

    ......or maybe 'cuntman'......

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  • your1messiah September 6, 2005

    Seems too small to do anything with it anyway...he probably just figured, "What the hell?"

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  • biggnigga1 September 6, 2005

    he broke his dick so bad the doctors had to put pins in it to heal...........damn, i need some of dat pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • kimmer September 7, 2005

    just stupid!

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  • vanilla_cream September 7, 2005

    On a positive note, at least this psyco was doing that to himself and not some innocent victim.

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  • detroitleanin September 14, 2006

    Wedding day gift from his wife?

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  • kenfromdublin April 14, 2009

    Dumb Americans - they're alway abusing themselves - and others!

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  • thespider January 17, 2010

    really hates himself.

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  • waysouthern October 18, 2010

    What did he do?? Is he crazy?

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