That's Drunk

Jesus, that’s one drunk bitch. I kinda feel like that today. It’s 3:15 in the afternoon, and I just got up. I’m about to go get a cheese steak and head into the office.

38 Comments
  • mike8putang September 9, 2005

    gurt will take the big chunks,,het i figure anyone who likes having a women shit on them would eat barf ..:)

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  • guyschips1 September 9, 2005

    gay

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  • sl September 9, 2005

    She looks like a street walker, gurtman just your kind of gal!!

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  • findher69her September 9, 2005

    SHE MUST BE FUCKED UP, SHE STILL MISSED THE TRASH CAN WITH HER HEAD IN IT, I HOPE SHE SLIPS ON IT WHEN SHE GETS UP.

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  • bbeens September 9, 2005

    Maybe thats not puke right under her pee pee hole!! Time to bust out that sign in back of her!!

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  • icecold September 9, 2005

    shes not pukeing shes eating have some decency peaple leave her to her food

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  • bigjim September 9, 2005

    Yeah, box lunch....

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  • tookalook September 9, 2005

    Purged on the floor and then binge in the garbage.

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  • big bull September 9, 2005

    AAHH, the former child star diet! Is it Mary Kate or Ashley?

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  • archemedes_rex September 9, 2005

    I'm gonna go get drunk.

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  • archemedes_rex September 9, 2005

    OK, I'm already drunk.

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  • msluvly0423 September 9, 2005

    Did I miss something? What did gurtman do? Someone fill me in...msluvly0423@yahoo

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  • mike8putang September 10, 2005

    he dosnt like america or americans, msluvly...

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  • gurtman23 September 10, 2005

    to you msluvly0423 all i did was comment on what i think about america and their idiot of a president. LOL, dumb americans cant handle their alcohol piss drinking whores

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  • tookalook September 10, 2005

    FUCK YOU gurtman

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  • vanilla_cream September 10, 2005

    Everyone assumes she's drunk. Maybe she's just sick. Naw, being drunk is more fun.

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  • mike8putang September 10, 2005

    no this is whats going on..i was there heard the whole thing....she said " gurtman this is your mum ,u get you and your dick dent out here now u lil child molesting ,faget ass fuckingass out here now and get my dildo out of your ass ,you know how much dad loves it,know youll have to fuck ur old man all week you lil bitch boy,,gurtman do u hear me !!!! are u listing to what iam saying to u !!!!and for another thing ,were taking u to the states so we can fix that dick dent of yours in the hope it stops u from being such a ass bag!!gurtman says but mum i like ur dildo in my ass,i like fucking children and i dont mind fucking dad ,ive done it for 23 years,,mum if we goto the states do u think we can visit michael jacksons house!!!

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  • bigjim September 10, 2005

    Damn!

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  • ehs September 10, 2005

    Mike you should write fiction books or small articles for smut mags. Quite the immagination. As for Gurtman, he is the asshole from Germany that is such a dumb ass kraut

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  • gurtman23 September 10, 2005

    "dick dent" is really old now and it wasnt even funny the first time, you dumb american rent boy retarded redneck inbread cripple you need a fucking frontal lobotomy, why is your county full of idiots and you say the Irish are stupid. im not german i dont want to be german their woman are to hairy i dont want to live in america its a beautiful country but would be a lot better if all americans were killed, im happy here in Ireland

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  • mike8putang September 10, 2005

    obviously not !! way tooooo much hate in u yong gay ,childmolesting ,mum fucking scat eating jedi!! ireland is that even a fucking country? what have u all done..oh wait u make some kick ass beer..i stand correctd!!!well lets see this what we know about u ..we will call them gurt fucked up facts..

    1 u hate americans( wich to be honest i could care less

    2 ur 23 and live at home in the basement( u never denied it)

    3 u like girls to shit on u ( said it on a past post so dont deny it)

    3 ur not that educated if u live at home in the basment.

    4 every fucking post u have to put dumb american ( so i decided to reply to ur comments over and over..see how fucking funny it is when u say the same damn fucking thing day in and day out..its NOT!!

    5.U WISH ALL AMERICANS WERE DEAD (how fucking nice,and yet u find time to come here !! goto the bar ,have a few drinks (ask mum for the money i dought u have a job)get a fucking life!!

    6 u can dish it out but u cant handle it go to the hospital or out ur self in a group home( DUNGARVIN) U SHOULD KNOW what that is ..

    7 iam done with u for today and probally tommorrow to ,,,u r one sick fucked up person ......funny at times but sick !!!

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  • tomslick_stl September 10, 2005

    inbread, lol

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  • gurtman23 September 10, 2005

    i call you dumb american or shit for brains because its easy for you to understand, Ireland was also in both world wars but you didnt know that did you because you refuse to except that other than the americans other countries helped to win the war, that is why they are called world wars not wars against americans. and about your facts (1) and (5) boil down to the same thing i do hate americans i think the world would be a better place without them, (3) i dont live with my mum i have my own place with my girlfriend and 10 month old baby boy (4) every post i comment on you being a dumb american because with your mentality its easy for you to understand and from your comments you have made it very clear you are dumb (6) i can take it ive taken your idiot comments from all u americans and i still come back did you mean Dungarvan, (7) im done with you to but i suggest you get yourself educated learn how to spell grow up learn about other countries and their cultures then maybe we can have an adult orientated conversation.

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  • mike8putang September 10, 2005

    yes gurt i ment dungarvan ,worked for him for years owns a lil bit of everything factorys , group homes for the mentally retarded ...hes really good man ,it just a wonder how some one like u can have so much hate in u and come from such a nice place..damn am i talking like a adult !!!hmm i better stop now!! b 4 i say somthing like dickdent(damn funny if i say so my self) or call u a lepercaun ..!! gurt make sure u take care of that son of yours !! iam sure u do!! and i hope someday well get to meet ,cuz u do make me fucking laugh !!!

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  • eightyj September 10, 2005

    Where's two and five? Apparently it's not called "Ire" land for nothing. Remember the potato famine? Where did your ancestors go for relief? Perhaps not yours personally, but a great many of your countrymen's.

    Hell, we even elected one of you President. He started a program that put a man on the moon and brought him back safely. Too bad his brother was like the rest of you over there. To drunk to get a whore across a bridge. If you're going to be Dublin over, put a Cork in it.

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  • scotgirl September 10, 2005

    I feel sorry for your son to have such a hate-loving dad. Maybe he can help you change into a more decent person and accept all mankind. With less hate-loving people in this world, we wouldn't have the conflicts that we do. Some of us don't care what color the skin is cuz we all bleed red. I know I'll raise my own son to give everyone a chance and not judge just because of the place they come from.

    Peace

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  • fhwrestlr September 10, 2005

    I know Irish men, they can take a fucking joke and still put up with the American bull.If you don't like Americans go and bloody fuck yourself.

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  • gurtman23 September 10, 2005

    scotgirl you say you will raise your son to give everyone a chance and not judge because the place they come from, does that include ragheads muslims and afghans????

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  • scotgirl September 11, 2005

    Yeah gurtman, it does. Just because there are SOME fucked up people who live there doesn't mean all of them are. Same said for America and Ireland.

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  • moonchild69 September 11, 2005

    where are you rocky, another wash of retardism....hold me rocky

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  • smartasscop September 12, 2005

    yort would hit it

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  • ehs September 12, 2005

    Back to the picture, I am sure all of us have been in this predicament, I know I have many times, but the older you get, the longer it takes to recooperate. Don't check my fucking spelling.

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  • mandapanda06 September 12, 2005

    Oh yes Gurt...you have the answer...kill all americans and leave you here. Fuck that...as you enjoy the word "retarded"...that idea would be plain and simply FUCKING retarded. Go dig your potatoes and shut the fuck up

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  • kazuma_t_s_b September 13, 2005

    i agree with gurtman on this arguation(lol i know it aint a word ) but still i aint racist .On to the pic ide hit it if she wasnt so damn drunk lol.also ive been that drunk before.

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  • spaz_bmx September 22, 2005

    i love thoe nights.. or the ones where you go outside to pis and wake up on some one sofa

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  • spaz_bmx September 22, 2005

    i love thoe nights.. or the ones where you go outside to pis and wake up on some one sofa

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  • fleshjunkie September 29, 2005

    She's not drunk, she's making out with Oscar The Grouch.

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  • jayrolet November 25, 2008

    the skirt $200 the shirt $100 the hair doo $75 pukeing your guts out at the subway in a garbage can priceless!!!!

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