Gas, It's No Laughing Matter

Ain’t that the fucking truth! How much was it the last time you filled up? Mine was about thirty four bucks!

38 Comments
  • alickalotapus September 14, 2005

    That doesnt make me feel any better about gas prices. But, it is funny.

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  • alickalotapus September 14, 2005

    Oh, and the last 3 fill ups cost me 40 bucks each....for a midsize car. My buddy's truck costs 75...I remember when you could get a gallon of gas for 75 cents and a pack of smokes for 90 cents.

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  • smartasscop September 14, 2005

    $34 JAY, YOU GOT OFF LIGHT, MY GMC TAKES $53 TO FILL UP. THINK I CAN PICK UP THE LADIES ON ONE OF THOSE ELECTRIC SCOOTERS?

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  • mike8putang September 14, 2005

    not in this life timee smartass cop !! maybe that fat chick from a week ago,but then there would be no room for u..

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  • sl September 14, 2005

    That is funny, but gas prices suck, just for my car to fill is about 45+ and just puting in $10 just barly gets me 3gal. But what ever.

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  • gurtman23 September 14, 2005

    im going to become a raghead and ride a camel to work

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  • big bull September 14, 2005

    LOL Mike, hey cop you could pick up the triplets in a pedal car. That would work.

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  • ehs September 14, 2005

    My truck, 03 Chevy 3/4 tom takes 32 Gallons empty, the last fill cost $98.70 for a damn pickup that only gets 10 miles to the gallon. I filled up today for $2.55 and thought I was getting a bargain.

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  • findher69her September 14, 2005

    I REMEMBER GAS AT 36 CENTS A GALLON AND CIGGERETTS WERE .49 CENTS A PACK SO WHEN YOU BOUGHT A PACK OUT OF MACHINE THERE WAS A PENNY TAPED TO IT, FOR CHANGE. AND THE GAS BACK THEN WAS AT LEAST 103 OCTANE AND ALL OF IT LEADED.

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  • sheer_angel September 14, 2005

    well, I am in Oklahoma, and its just gone down to bout 2.60, and cost me almost $30 to fill up a MAZDA....thats BAD.....its a compact for cryin out loud!!

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  • frootyhooty September 14, 2005

    I remember when we used to have to walk barefoot in the snow uphill both ways.

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  • biggnigga1 September 14, 2005

    all i know is somebody is showing their age....................36 cents a gallon...............shit you damn near to old to drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • archemedes_rex September 14, 2005

    Let's all drive hydrogen cars. Oh, wait, you have to burn oil to make hydrogen.

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  • braody September 14, 2005

    exxon mobile made 3.7 billion dollar profit the first quarter of this year... now thats funny

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  • skittletoes September 14, 2005

    your all getting off easy, here in NEW BRUNSWICK, i paid 48 to fill a toyota corolla. and my pathfinder, its on the market, 98$ and the light wasnt on yet

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  • braody September 14, 2005

    but I will take the premium ... what the fuck is going onnnnnnnnn!!!!

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  • redskin420 September 14, 2005

    $3.19-$3.39 a gallon,35 gallon tank,about 8 miles a gallon,Robing a bank,Priceless.

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  • eightyj September 14, 2005

    Let's see, if I take H2O and by oversimplification introduce a high voltage current into it, I can split of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecules to add to the oil I used to make the electricity... oh wait it was a coal fired power plant.

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  • mandapanda06 September 14, 2005

    shit...goin to school plus working shitty hours leaves amanda no money for gas considering it costs an arm and 6 legs...or other essentials...alcohol, cigarettes, other needed substances...condoms...makeup...NOTHING...KILLER

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  • lostinsanity September 14, 2005

    You Americans need to quit moaning... because of your dipshit President deciding to bomb oil fields in the middle east, and then the terrible thing that has just happened with Katrina, we are paying £4.40 per gallon in UK... that is about $6.60 per gallon.

    And you lot are moaning about paying $2.50... you need to get real.

    Prices are set to go up again soon, luckily we are doing some blockades to stop out shitty government charging so much tax on fuel, hopefully they realise they charge too much and it goes down again.

    Shit... it was only 5 years ago we were paying half that... fuckin Bush... and dumbass Americans still voted the prick back in

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  • fhwrestlr September 14, 2005

    Wasn't there a movie on FX that predicted something of this sort. Switch to propane.

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  • redskin420 September 14, 2005

    Hey lostinsanity,Have you ever heard the saying "the devil i know is better than the devil i don't"Think about the choises we had to vote on.John kerry changed his side of every topic depending on who he was talking to.He was one of the first senators to sign the war bill,then he denounced the whole thing when it was going south.At least Bush stood true to his word."I am going to fuck all of you and get rich off the worlds oil."

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  • guyschips1 September 14, 2005

    shit you guys got it good, it takes 78 dollars just to start up my suburban!

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  • ramyel September 14, 2005

    hey the higher gas prices go up the more money i make heheheheh!

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  • icecold September 14, 2005

    damn guy it takes mine about 100 to the fill line and thats with some allready in it

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  • msluvly0423 September 14, 2005

    My friend has a navigator and he spends $75 just to fill it up. I'm glad I don't have a car. I'm just fine with an unlimited metro card thank u.

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  • braody September 15, 2005

    hey redskin... it still doesnt justify that this is ok... fuck that you need to get pissed so we can change shit... comon power of the people... we have to start thinking for our selfs and start changing.. fuck bush fuck kerry fuck all those guys... we are what matters!!!

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  • ittybitty September 15, 2005

    The thing that upsets me is America already has different ways of making fuel for cars!!! All of the trash companies use their own fuel, they have machines that change trash into gas and oil. The american government knows about this. But yet they would still use up reserves instead of bringing these new things into effect. I understand the amount of money that would be lost but FFS at least we wouldnt have to fight over the shit we could make it ourselves......And as for people being pissy about Bush.you all need to go back and reread stuff, the governor of New orleans and mississsippi WOULDNT sign the documents asking the fedreal government for help.and come on all those assholes down there be white or black had how many days to get again.I would have been walking my ass up out of there.how stupid can you be ?????

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  • awoodier September 15, 2005

    That's cheap, in the UK it takes £70 to fill up a 4 door saloon (2.0 engine only!) and i only get 450 miles outa that!

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  • naughty_samara September 15, 2005

    ROFL bluewolverine!

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  • ehs September 15, 2005

    I got you beat. When I was 16 and had my first car, we could drive all night on $1.00 of gas. It was 15 or 16 cents per gallon. 1962 if you are interested, and we did have starters in the cars, rubberr tires, and we could drive as fast as the damn thing would go. 58 Ford 145 MPH, stupid, but we did it.

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  • archemedes_rex September 16, 2005

    Hey, ehs, I was there. (that'll give you an idea how old I am) So watch yer shit-tawkin' !!

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  • ehs September 16, 2005

    I am not talking shit, we had a 58 Ford Police Interceptor that would do 145 MPH. I could be off a few pennies on the price of gas, but in '69 it was 17cents per gallon

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  • rockybalboa September 16, 2005

    Ahh those were the fucking days... :'(

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  • cardioprincess September 17, 2005

    Man, the suburban days are OVER, my neighbor just bought a brand spankin' new Hummer, not a good idea when you have to drive 40 miles to work one way, everyday.

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  • heineken September 18, 2005

    lostinsanity,... you fucktard isn't ur dumb ass president playing follow the leader with us.......... goes too show u how smart ur voters are... ohhh and we own the oil fields over in the middle east... if it wasn't for us americans none of those dune coons would have ever figured out how to pump oil........ get it right fucker it's america that owns black gold

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  • lostinsanity September 19, 2005

    heineken... for 1, we don't have a president, we have a monarchy, with a prime minister. Do some research. 2. britain is allies with America, and we know America are absolutely useless in a war without us (Vietnam anyone?) and realised that unless we helped, America would lose all their soldiers in tanks, to a kid with a few sticks and rocks.

    3rd. America doesn't own shit, certainly not in the middle east, and sure as hell not any of the oil fields. It is a customer, that's all.

    And I think you will find it was the scottish who showed them how to pump oil.

    Wow... so many insults, so little truth.

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  • calikronzhotie July 11, 2008

    Gas is so expensive now days, like here in so cal it's around $3.50 a gallon at the cheap place and it's to the point where I would be happy if it went down to $2.25 a gallon/ which is still bullshit. Fuck, if it went down to $3 I would feel like I came up. I don't care who owns shit or what the damn truth is...all I know for sure is that we are gettin ass raped with out lube. At least they could spit on it, before they stick it!

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