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Maybe he got hammered! Ha ha ha ahhah, I kill myself some times! Ok, back to dreaming about peeing anywhere I want.

46 Comments
  • big bull September 15, 2005

    I see someones been playing around with the nail gun again, OUCH!

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  • tree88 September 15, 2005

    Naw, he got nailed!!!!

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  • naughty_samara September 15, 2005

    lol tree

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  • redskin420 September 15, 2005

    Dude you got no idea how fucked he is.I did the same shit with a staple gun and it cut my eyeball in half.Except i pulled the staple out,which was 3/4" wide and 2" long.The fluids then drained into my hand and basicaly my eyeball deflated.I had a hell of a doctor though.He repaired my vision back to 20/40.I,d like to send in a pic or two of it.Anyone know how?

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  • smartasscop September 15, 2005

    GOING IN WAS EASY, IT'S REALLY GONNA HURT COMMING OUT

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  • redskin420 September 15, 2005

    I just noticed how lucky he is.He missed the cornea and there's no cataract caused from the trauma.I however was not so lucky.

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  • guyschips1 September 15, 2005

    gay

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  • mostyles September 15, 2005

    'dude' , how in the fuck do you staple your EYEBALL?

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  • sl September 15, 2005

    LOL mostyles, you just gotta wonder about some people!! But that had to hurt.

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  • braody September 15, 2005

    dude redskin... a stapler is made for stapling papers not your eye ball.. how in the hell did you get it in there??? are you the guy that is the reason why they put warning signs on every damn thing.. like drano.. do not drink right on the back!!! some duche drank it cus he was constipated... he shit his insides out...!!! whats next people gonna do shove a fist up their ass... wait oh yeah eghhhhh!!!

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  • rockybalboa September 15, 2005

    HEll, I never tought I would say this, but I do miss Gurtman's antiamerican comments... :P

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  • redskin420 September 15, 2005

    Hey guys i own my own construction buisness,and part of that means getting your hands dirty.(something I'm sure some of you no nothing about)But anyways The gun was at a weird angle and it just bounced off the wood.So broady it shows you dont know dick about a real job so i will explain it to you ....Sometimes you have to nail plywood off with a staple gun,They have roughtly 130 P.S.I.That means one hundred and thirty pounds of pressure per square inch.so i don't think your stapleing paper together with that,Do you buddy?It was just a freak accident.So broady and rocky and sl i hope you never wreck your car or fall off your bike cause SHIT HAPPENS.

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  • redskin420 September 15, 2005

    Oh yeah i bet i still got better eyesight than yall.20/10 in my left and 20/40 in my right.So go adjust your glasses,and tell me what an asshole i am....just kiddin i know already, my exwife reminds me all the time.

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  • archemedes_rex September 15, 2005

    He forgot to hang a little chain with a crucifix from it.

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  • vanilla_cream September 15, 2005

    Redskin, I have submitted pics before. If its scanned into your computer already your good to go. The bar across the top says 'send us shit'. Go there. Sorry about your eye. My man is a contractor also, and shit happens. He had a nail gun go off above his knee, and his friend lost an eye from a nail gun.

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  • mandapanda06 September 15, 2005

    aw red...that hada suck! i woulda freaked the fuck out!!!

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  • ehs September 15, 2005

    I too am in construction, and have never nailed my eye ball, but I did nail three fingers together with a finish nailer. Shit happens and it happens so damn fast you don't know what hit you. It is not because you are stupid, it is just an accident. I also had a friend that was nailing a 10 D nail with a hammer, and the nail came back and took hios eye out. He was not stupid either, jsu that shit happens.

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  • redskin420 September 15, 2005

    Thank you ehs.

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  • icecold September 15, 2005

    well damn redskin were you drunk. caus id forgive ur stupidity

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  • redskin420 September 15, 2005

    You too vanilla.Shit happens sometimes.

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  • sl September 15, 2005

    Yes redskin420, i know shit happends, there are also STUPID PEOPLE out there that you wonder if they should really be doing that job. And my Dad is in construction, so i do know what can happen at a job site. Didnt mean to sound rude but yeah whatever.

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  • redskin420 September 15, 2005

    Hey icecold, i didnt go to college and banked in roughly $350,000 after taxes,overhead,and payroll.Hell,all i got is my GED.How you'd do last year,and don't lie.

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  • redskin420 September 15, 2005

    Well yeah whatever ,my apologies sl.

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  • clmsn-fan-n-fl September 15, 2005

    redskin420 shit does happen dude, my guy were on a 12/12 with ladder on roof jacks putting in soffits. I was behind him, slipped as he was shooting one in and fuck his hand was shot to the fascia, no shit we were stuck there for 45 minutes until my other guys got there, all i can say is thank god for cell phones....shit happens......

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  • guyschips1 September 15, 2005

    man one time i was trying to wipe my ass and my fingers went through the toilet paper. and damn "shit happened"

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  • guyschips1 September 15, 2005

    gay construction workers

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  • archemedes_rex September 15, 2005

    I wonder if someone here could Photoshop on a chain and crucifix. That would be cool. I'D DO IT MYSELF, BUT PHOTOSHOP COSTS $600! Way lame!

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  • redskin420 September 15, 2005

    I think you would have liked that guychips.

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  • icecold September 16, 2005

    hey didnt mean anything red and the truth is i droped out got my ged as well and work repo at night and pull about 300 a car so im doin alright

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  • sl September 16, 2005

    I dropped out to and got my GED, now im a massage therapist and making $60 an hour. So good for you guys.

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  • sl September 16, 2005

    Oh and no prob red.

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  • gurtman23 September 16, 2005

    lmao@redskin420, eye had no idea you were such an idiot

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  • stormrider September 16, 2005

    what a prick!

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  • thesku11s September 16, 2005

    Ehs - The dude took his eye out whilst hammering a nail? He was definetely stupid. Did he mistake his face for some timber. And you Redskin with the staple gun, your the reason why amricans arent responsible enough to get power tools let alone fire arms. Were you firing staples from across the rooms from you doughnut eating chair?

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  • ehs September 16, 2005

    Gys, you could probably say something a little more intellegent than GAY all the time if you didn't have someones dick in you mouth or ass.

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  • ehs September 16, 2005

    The sku11's, now, the friend was pounding the nail in, and the hammer hit the side of the nail causing the nail to spin and come straight back at him. I suppose if someone ran a red light and hit your car, you could be called stupid too. Accidents happen

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  • redskin420 September 16, 2005

    Yeah, your right turdman,eye am an idiot.eye dropped out of school at 17,started my own buisness by the time eye was 24.Eye am 29 years old now and eye own 3 vehicals,a 4,000 sqft house.Eye bring home a different woman everytime eye go out,which eye can afford to do when ever eye feel like.Eye have 2 beautiful children who are already smarter than you.So yeah eye am an idiot.Eye can live with that.How bout you eyerishman.

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  • tumblin_dice September 16, 2005

    That ain't shit. Last week I stubbed my toe. Talk about HURT!!! And I'm not doing as well as some of you other guys but I don't work. About 5 years ago I made a deal with a friend to pay me .5 cents (American) everytime George Bush either lied or said something stupid. This year I should clear about a quarter mil.

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  • cardioprincess September 16, 2005

    Someone needs to pluck their eyebrows.

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  • callmepit September 16, 2005

    is this the support group 4 workmans comp?

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  • callmepit September 16, 2005

    its only funny till some1 loses an eye...then its fuck'n hilarious!!! Red? I've seen yer companys ad before...3 Stooges Construction.

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  • ihavenoliver September 16, 2005

    Being a construction worker means you have no urine tests right? Hmmmmm............

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  • vanilla_cream September 16, 2005

    LMAO @ guy about the tp ordeal. How did you ever make it through?

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  • redskin420 September 16, 2005

    good one callmepit.

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  • gurtman23 September 16, 2005

    well forskin420 you would be laughing if it happened to me wouldnt you, but unfortunately for you it didnt so i can lmao. it reminds me of the time i fought this big mother fucker who was blind in one eye but he thought he was to kick my ass but i kept on hitting him right hooks and he could even see them comming stupid dumbfuck

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  • heineken September 18, 2005

    dude that shit ain't nothin,.. i work on cars and crossed the terminals on a battery once with a wrench and my wrist watch ,...... needless to say i will never have to wear a watch again i have a perfect burn mark on my wrist from where it melted in my wrist. wish i could send a picture of it to c/s

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