DJ Getting BJ

I think DJ’s have the best gigs. I’m sure they get all the chicks too. Fuck, I should be a DJ, even a Karaoke DJ probably gets chicks. Even though they probably are fat, beggars can’t be choosers.

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  • rockybalboa September 21, 2005

    I used to be called DJ Kash.

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  • guyschips1 September 21, 2005

    hey rocky if that were you, you could change your name to rockybalblowme!

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  • big bull September 21, 2005

    LMFAO @ Guy, Damn thats funny!!!!

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  • big bull September 21, 2005

    I wonder if he chooses the music to match her rythem? No wonder those DJs beeboop when their playing music!

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  • mike8putang September 21, 2005

    damn! rocky !!! i went to school for the wrong job,,shit!

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  • rockybalboa September 21, 2005

    I like that fucking name, son. Even tough I am not a DJ I would like a g.d. BJ. I guess making some shitty computer generated music using fruityloops doesn´t make me a DJ... hmmm or does it? Fuck, I´m confused. Now it depends if the chicks want to suck my dick. That´s what I call some fucking motivation (or motivation fucking).

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  • naturegoddess September 21, 2005

    That is one ugly ass guy, the woman must be drunk or she was paid a LOT of $$$$$$

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  • tree88 September 21, 2005

    She ain't kissing him goddess, she is blowing him. Prolly never seen his face.....

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  • drtydv1004 September 21, 2005

    I want to know how that conversation started?

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  • naughty_samara September 21, 2005

    LOL rocky and tree!he looks like hes enjoying it!

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  • naughty_samara September 21, 2005

    shit not tree i meant drtydv...

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  • smartasscop September 21, 2005

    NATUREGODDESS IF SHE'S BLOWING YOU DON'T CARE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE

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  • icecold September 21, 2005

    chicky chicky ohh ahh whicky whicky ohh ahh

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  • rockybalboa September 21, 2005

    Sammie, I need some special loving care. (Just like this 'ugly ass' guy).

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  • vanilla_cream September 21, 2005

    Naturechick said HE'S ugly, and I agree. Only a slut would do that. I have to like the mug before I even consider meeting his mini me, especially with my mouth! That fat bastard.

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  • archemedes_rex September 21, 2005

    That's what I need now, two turntables and a microphone.

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  • naughty_samara September 21, 2005

    I LUV U ROCK!!!!!I'd give u head any day!;)

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  • big bull September 21, 2005

    Some people will do anything to hear their favorite song played!

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  • mandapanda06 September 21, 2005

    ice i dig that song :) but yeah i mean i like giving head but cmon draw the line and have some standards...that guy's just f-ing ugly

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  • icecold September 21, 2005

    thanks i try to write some good songs. got to admit im not some hot stud but damn im better lookin.

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  • frootyhooty September 21, 2005

    Somebody needs to tell her he doesn't really have connections with the band.

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  • evkev September 22, 2005

    Nice

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  • raydafreak September 22, 2005

    I am a DJ! It's all good!

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  • bigidiot September 22, 2005

    He must be known as DJ BJ

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  • big bull September 22, 2005

    HMMMMM Tastes like Chicken there Honey?

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  • rockybalboa September 22, 2005

    I eat pussy long time and give you fuckie fuckie Samara. Me love you long time... 5 dallas each! :P

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  • big bull September 22, 2005

    Now y'all gal got to bare in mind that shes isn't looking in him in the face, so no matter how ugly he is, hell she may be thinking Leo DiCaprio!

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  • thesku11s September 22, 2005

    The world lost something when playing a record became "professional live music"

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  • moonchild69 September 23, 2005

    fuck there blows my chances on rocky...i gotta hav romantic night lol

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  • modok1956 September 23, 2005

    JACK HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • callmepit September 23, 2005

    "whaaaaats LOVE ....got to do with it,got to do with it"

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  • naughty_samara September 23, 2005

    LOL moonchild ya can have him,i dont want it if i gotta pay 4 it.

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  • rockybalboa September 23, 2005

    Hell, I like you both Sammie and Moonchild... you can come over to my house and fuck me. (3 dollars each, and that´s my last fucking offer and my last offer fucking). Hey, If you don´t pay, how in hell am I going to buy a new car?

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  • grade82 October 2, 2005

    GIVE IT TO HER GOOD AND SHE WILL COME BEGGING FOR MORE OF THE SAME.

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  • fukrface October 13, 2005

    where can i apply 4 a job?....or a blowjob...lol

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  • north_brutha34 February 16, 2009

    he told her to bust his mic

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