Is she naked, like totally? No one knows for sure. But she is BIIIGGG!
that table about to get crushed, fucking fat fuck american needs shot with an elephant gun
Yort would hit it, even if she is from Eurotrash.
girlman23's momma is so fat,, when she goes over the railroad tracks, the lights come on
girlman23's momma is so fat that whe she went to use the bathroom the toilet got that shit scared out of it
girlman23's momma is so fat, that when she comes out of the candystore with a red turtleneck sweater on, people start yelling KOOLAID
girlman23's momma is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they lay down speed bumps
I got more.....
she shoulda lift that leg up. damn cocktease. =[
That is just sick and wrong!
mike8putang's moma is so fat, she went to a fat man competion, broke her water, and drowned all the competitors. than she farted out mikey poo-eater. one tragedy after the next. sad. =[
SMALL TITS FOR SUCH A FAT FUCKING BITCH, ACTUALLY
she reminds me of those old Burlesque show paintings...just really fat
LMFAO @ Guychips, yeah lets hear some more of your mommas so fat jokes! Did you notice shes using a table to rest that belly on!
If she rides a motorcycle do you think she has a sidecar for her belly to ride in?
Ms. Swan really let herself go!
christ316 u got jokes !!! who would of thunk it!!! holy shit !!and ur funny too ..now all u have to do is get that dick dent fixed,have ur wife stop eating (for a year) and maybe youll get a life ..oh ur moma is sooooo fat that the last time she stepped on a scale she got her area code and phone #...
Actually I believe she's Irish gurt....
Samara, does this qualify for "SLUT"?
She's so fat.......she has an ass growing on her right leg...
Man thats a big old belly, kinda turn me on
I'm sorry y'all she mine I want her. I think I'm in love!
youll have to probbally fight yort for her!!!!bladezzz...
girlman23's momma is so fat i told her to haul ass and it took two trips
She has a great personality! Oh come on.......she's fat! She's so fat I was gonna drive around her, but I ran out of gas!!!
girlman23's momma is so fat when she walks across the street i takes 30 minutes for her ass to catch up
christs316's momma is so fat when i came up to her in the street i had to run over her because i didnt have enough gas to go around her
christ316's momma is so fat that the only thing attracted to her is gravity
girlman23's momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
their mommas are so fat everytime they bend over its their birthday again
their mommas are so fat everytime they turn around its daylight savings time
Christy316's wife found a way to suplement their foodstamps, or food pesos whatever the fuck they have in his second rate country. She's doing porn!
She ate too many raw octopi.
damn lets get some nice naked women. Hey manda how far along on thoughs pics r u?
I don't care which one of you is her kid, but when she jumps on the scale in the bathroom, the scale says "only one person at a time please"
yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
yo momma so fat, when she broke her leg gravy came out.
That mouth looks inviting. Reminds me of the cunt my pet calf had when I was a kid.
gaychips i fucked your momma rolled over twice and i was still on the fat bitch
SHE HAS A TEE SHIRT THAT READS " I BEAT ANOREXIA"
guyschip's moma is fo fat, she has to eat other people's fat moma to survive.
evykev's not improtant enough for me to make of her skinny moma, that poor scab. ahhahahahahaha
LoL frooty!id say yes!...that FAT slut
holy shit! i never thought a table could be use for that too.
ok guys here is whole shit load of yo momma jokes...
Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years
Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!
Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME
Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus
Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes
Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.
Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big bitch"
the bitch is so fat ...she thought Titanic was a jet-ski,she eats cereal out of a satellite dish,takes a shower & feet never get wet,uses a roll of Bounty & some twine for a tampon,NASA wants to use her ass to plug the hole in the Ozone layer .....hey,if God wanted her to touch her toes,he'd have put them on her knees!
I WILL NEVER CALL MYSELF FAT AGAIN!
Hey ChrisT- That was a good one. (Your 4:03 post.)
she needs to call Richard Simmons
holy hell...who in god's name, other than her of course, needs a fucking coffee table to hold up their over-abundance of fat?? ew
You have to roll her in flour to find the "WET SPOT"
Keep my teacher out of this
all she needs now is one of them illegal mexican border hoppers to marry.
Pleeeeeease fat bitch cover that nasty shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLOLOL U NO YOU ALL WOULD DO HER LMFFFFFFFFFFFFAO KIDDING HEHE
that shit is sexy lol