That's Like Orca Fat

Is she naked, like totally? No one knows for sure. But she is BIIIGGG!

57 Comments
  • gurtman23 September 25, 2005

    that table about to get crushed, fucking fat fuck american needs shot with an elephant gun

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  • big bull September 25, 2005

    Yort would hit it, even if she is from Eurotrash.

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    ignorant

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    girlman23's momma is so fat,, when she goes over the railroad tracks, the lights come on

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    girlman23's momma is so fat that whe she went to use the bathroom the toilet got that shit scared out of it

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    girlman23's momma is so fat, that when she comes out of the candystore with a red turtleneck sweater on, people start yelling KOOLAID

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    girlman23's momma is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they lay down speed bumps

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    I got more.....

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  • christ316 September 25, 2005

    she shoulda lift that leg up. damn cocktease. =[

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  • fubar89 September 25, 2005

    That is just sick and wrong!

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  • christ316 September 25, 2005

    mike8putang's moma is so fat, she went to a fat man competion, broke her water, and drowned all the competitors. than she farted out mikey poo-eater. one tragedy after the next. sad. =[

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  • findher69her September 25, 2005

    SMALL TITS FOR SUCH A FAT FUCKING BITCH, ACTUALLY

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  • blaed September 25, 2005

    she reminds me of those old Burlesque show paintings...just really fat

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  • big bull September 25, 2005

    LMFAO @ Guychips, yeah lets hear some more of your mommas so fat jokes! Did you notice shes using a table to rest that belly on!

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  • big bull September 25, 2005

    If she rides a motorcycle do you think she has a sidecar for her belly to ride in?

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  • blaed September 25, 2005

    Ms. Swan really let herself go!

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  • mike8putang September 25, 2005

    christ316 u got jokes !!! who would of thunk it!!! holy shit !!and ur funny too ..now all u have to do is get that dick dent fixed,have ur wife stop eating (for a year) and maybe youll get a life ..oh ur moma is sooooo fat that the last time she stepped on a scale she got her area code and phone #...

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  • bigjim September 25, 2005

    Actually I believe she's Irish gurt....

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  • frootyhooty September 25, 2005

    Samara, does this qualify for "SLUT"?

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  • eweotter September 25, 2005

    She's so fat.......she has an ass growing on her right leg...

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  • conkerman15 September 25, 2005

    Man thats a big old belly, kinda turn me on

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  • bladezzz September 25, 2005

    I'm sorry y'all she mine I want her. I think I'm in love!

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  • mike8putang September 25, 2005

    youll have to probbally fight yort for her!!!!bladezzz...

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    girlman23's momma is so fat i told her to haul ass and it took two trips

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  • bbeens September 25, 2005

    She has a great personality! Oh come on.......she's fat! She's so fat I was gonna drive around her, but I ran out of gas!!!

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    girlman23's momma is so fat when she walks across the street i takes 30 minutes for her ass to catch up

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    christs316's momma is so fat when i came up to her in the street i had to run over her because i didnt have enough gas to go around her

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    christ316's momma is so fat that the only thing attracted to her is gravity

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    girlman23's momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    their mommas are so fat everytime they bend over its their birthday again

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  • guyschips1 September 25, 2005

    their mommas are so fat everytime they turn around its daylight savings time

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  • spoott September 25, 2005

    nice table

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  • evkev September 25, 2005

    Christy316's wife found a way to suplement their foodstamps, or food pesos whatever the fuck they have in his second rate country. She's doing porn!

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  • archemedes_rex September 25, 2005

    She ate too many raw octopi.

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  • icecold September 25, 2005

    damn lets get some nice naked women. Hey manda how far along on thoughs pics r u?

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  • ehs September 25, 2005

    I don't care which one of you is her kid, but when she jumps on the scale in the bathroom, the scale says "only one person at a time please"

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  • knucklefux September 26, 2005

    yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

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  • knucklefux September 26, 2005

    yo momma so fat, when she broke her leg gravy came out.

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  • dirtyhank2 September 26, 2005

    That mouth looks inviting. Reminds me of the cunt my pet calf had when I was a kid.

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  • gurtman23 September 26, 2005

    gaychips i fucked your momma rolled over twice and i was still on the fat bitch

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  • smartasscop September 26, 2005

    SHE HAS A TEE SHIRT THAT READS " I BEAT ANOREXIA"

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  • christ316 September 26, 2005

    guyschip's moma is fo fat, she has to eat other people's fat moma to survive.

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  • christ316 September 26, 2005

    evykev's not improtant enough for me to make of her skinny moma, that poor scab. ahhahahahahaha

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  • naughty_samara September 26, 2005

    LoL frooty!id say yes!...that FAT slut

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  • ylmind September 26, 2005

    holy shit! i never thought a table could be use for that too.

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  • clmsn-fan-n-fl September 26, 2005

    ok guys here is whole shit load of yo momma jokes...

    Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years

    Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!

    Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!

    Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

    Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"

    Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.

    Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!

    Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME

    Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn

    Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".

    Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus

    Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes

    Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!

    Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.

    Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big bitch"

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  • callmepit September 26, 2005

    the bitch is so fat ...she thought Titanic was a jet-ski,she eats cereal out of a satellite dish,takes a shower & feet never get wet,uses a roll of Bounty & some twine for a tampon,NASA wants to use her ass to plug the hole in the Ozone layer .....hey,if God wanted her to touch her toes,he'd have put them on her knees!

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  • singlehellcat6 September 27, 2005

    I WILL NEVER CALL MYSELF FAT AGAIN!

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  • tumblin_dice September 27, 2005

    Hey ChrisT- That was a good one. (Your 4:03 post.)

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  • trojen September 27, 2005

    she needs to call Richard Simmons

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  • mandapanda06 September 28, 2005

    holy hell...who in god's name, other than her of course, needs a fucking coffee table to hold up their over-abundance of fat?? ew

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  • fleshjunkie September 29, 2005

    You have to roll her in flour to find the "WET SPOT"

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  • neodit October 5, 2005

    Keep my teacher out of this

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  • stoppedtostare October 15, 2005

    all she needs now is one of them illegal mexican border hoppers to marry.

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  • necolanorris October 15, 2005

    Pleeeeeease fat bitch cover that nasty shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • rose43 February 24, 2006

    LOLLOLOLOL U NO YOU ALL WOULD DO HER LMFFFFFFFFFFFFAO KIDDING HEHE

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  • crazyrider25 November 6, 2008

    that shit is sexy lol

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