Doesnâ€™t he look like heâ€™s dead? Ok kids, its joke time, to be more specific, itâ€™s dead baby joke time, and Iâ€™ll go first. Whatâ€™s blue and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave. Ok, now give us your best below:
Only a baby or a cat could sleep in that position.
Born, bred, and suffocated...move the poor kid to its back
ok. what's the difference between a truck full of dead babies, and a truck full of boling balls? ---------you can move the dead babies with a pitchfork.
what's the best present for a dead baby? ----------a dead puppy
...And don't forget to try Archemedes Rex's Special Extra Spicy Fancy Style Dead Baby Sauce.
how do you make a dead baby float?....take your foot off of it
whats the difference between catholic preists and pimples?.......pimples wait till your thirteen to come/cum on you face
what an idiot to put that kid in there
now we know why mikey8 eats poo. sad.
damn did u see her ass hanging over the handle
get an ass lift....or a crane
guychips ur my hero when i get older/taller i hope i can be as big as an ass hole as u r . hey and why the fuck do u have several handles guychips1,christ and ect ,get a fucking life,go out and make some friends.u just have to pull ur head out of ur ass to do it .and iam really sorry that ur mother pulled u around in a cart like that ,at least it explains why ur such a cock sucker!!!!! have a nice day fuckwad..
well now, this calls for the #1 parent of the year...WTF?
thx mikey8, even though i doubt you can be as great as i'm, it's nice that you have a goal in life. carry on. bahhahahaha
yeah, i think it's really nice you have mikey poo-eater on your nuts all the time chippy. i wish i had someone on my nuts. =[
you guys are horrible! lol its a baby for gods sake lol
Being a mother of 2 i dont know why that women in her right mind would ever do that. Makes me wonder what else she does to the poor baby. AND IM GOING TO PISS ALL OF YOU OFF WHEN I SAY THIS BUT....FUCK YOU! HEARTLESS BASTARTS. Ok now im done. Now you can all talk shit about me and whatever else it is you do.
The baby has to be fake.No way my kids would even do that,you couldnt make them.and enough with the dead baby jokes,they aint funny.
That bitch should be crammed in a trash compactor!
what a whore of a mom dude.....there is something tweeked in this bitches spinal cord if she can do that to her own child!!!....but if it's fake it looks real to me....
SHE'S SO USE TO HAVING HER ANKLES BEHIND HER EARS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS OK FOR THE BABY
She'll make a run for the border at midnight, and tell them the kid was born in the US.
she probably kept the child in a cage at home too....had i been the photographer, my next pic would've showed my foot in her ass....dumb crackwhore...
She told him if he didn't shut up that she'd superglue his lips to his zipper.
is that bitch wearing a diaper?
whats red and bubblie and scratches at glass,........ a baby in a microwave
How many babies does it take to paint a house.......depends on how hard you throw them.
Why are there no indians on star trek.......cause thay still aren't working.
How do you stop a nigger from jumping up and down on one foot on your front lawn.......shoot him in the other foot.
why did the dead baby cross the street........because it was chained to the back of the car....................................awwwww thats sad
lol@tookalook, damn you're fucking racist.
what does micheal jackson and oysters have in common,..... they both come on little white crackers
what did the lady say too micheal jackson at the beach,........... get out of my sun
what do u call two faggets on a skateboard,...... roll-aids
whats the diff between a fagget and a refrigerator,..... the fridge dont fart when u pull the meat out
why are red neck murders so hard too solve,...... they never have any dental records and all the dna is the same
Everyone assumes that is the babies mother. Probably the day care provider. Poor baby won't be able to walk when he wakes up, his feet will still be asleep.
NASTY MOTHERE FUCKERS
why do thay boil water when a baby is born?
so if it dies thay can make soup!
I got it 4 cheap....
...ok crackers...all toghether now...what skin color is that babydoll and its owner?...
Thats horrible, lazy broad couldnt carry him
I would destroy that cunt,,,not a second thought