Stroller Too Expensive?

Doesn’t he look like he’s dead? Ok kids, its joke time, to be more specific, it’s dead baby joke time, and I’ll go first. What’s blue and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave. Ok, now give us your best below:

46 Comments
  • archemedes_rex October 2, 2005

    Only a baby or a cat could sleep in that position.

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  • mandapanda06 October 2, 2005

    Born, bred, and suffocated...move the poor kid to its back

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  • christ316 October 2, 2005

    meh.

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  • namelessperson October 2, 2005

    ok. what's the difference between a truck full of dead babies, and a truck full of boling balls? ---------you can move the dead babies with a pitchfork.

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  • namelessperson October 2, 2005

    what's the best present for a dead baby? ----------a dead puppy

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  • archemedes_rex October 2, 2005

    ...And don't forget to try Archemedes Rex's Special Extra Spicy Fancy Style Dead Baby Sauce.

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  • guyschips1 October 2, 2005

    how do you make a dead baby float?....take your foot off of it

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  • guyschips1 October 2, 2005

    whats the difference between catholic preists and pimples?.......pimples wait till your thirteen to come/cum on you face

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  • mad cow October 2, 2005

    what an idiot to put that kid in there

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  • guychips1 October 2, 2005

    now we know why mikey8 eats poo. sad.

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  • icecold October 2, 2005

    damn did u see her ass hanging over the handle

    get an ass lift....or a crane

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  • mike8putang October 2, 2005

    guychips ur my hero when i get older/taller i hope i can be as big as an ass hole as u r . hey and why the fuck do u have several handles guychips1,christ and ect ,get a fucking life,go out and make some friends.u just have to pull ur head out of ur ass to do it .and iam really sorry that ur mother pulled u around in a cart like that ,at least it explains why ur such a cock sucker!!!!! have a nice day fuckwad..

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  • winks October 2, 2005

    well now, this calls for the #1 parent of the year...WTF?

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  • guychips1 October 2, 2005

    thx mikey8, even though i doubt you can be as great as i'm, it's nice that you have a goal in life. carry on. bahhahahaha

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  • christ316 October 2, 2005

    yeah, i think it's really nice you have mikey poo-eater on your nuts all the time chippy. i wish i had someone on my nuts. =[

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  • christ316 October 2, 2005

    ahahahahhahahahaa

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  • mandapanda06 October 2, 2005

    you guys are horrible! lol its a baby for gods sake lol

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  • sl October 3, 2005

    Being a mother of 2 i dont know why that women in her right mind would ever do that. Makes me wonder what else she does to the poor baby. AND IM GOING TO PISS ALL OF YOU OFF WHEN I SAY THIS BUT....FUCK YOU! HEARTLESS BASTARTS. Ok now im done. Now you can all talk shit about me and whatever else it is you do.

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  • redskin420 October 3, 2005

    The baby has to be fake.No way my kids would even do that,you couldnt make them.and enough with the dead baby jokes,they aint funny.

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  • scotgirl October 3, 2005

    Amen SL!

    That bitch should be crammed in a trash compactor!

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  • acidshroomer October 3, 2005

    what a whore of a mom dude.....there is something tweeked in this bitches spinal cord if she can do that to her own child!!!....but if it's fake it looks real to me....

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  • smartasscop October 3, 2005

    SHE'S SO USE TO HAVING HER ANKLES BEHIND HER EARS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS OK FOR THE BABY

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  • big bull October 3, 2005

    She'll make a run for the border at midnight, and tell them the kid was born in the US.

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  • eweotter October 3, 2005

    she probably kept the child in a cage at home too....had i been the photographer, my next pic would've showed my foot in her ass....dumb crackwhore...

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  • eightyj October 3, 2005

    She told him if he didn't shut up that she'd superglue his lips to his zipper.

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  • lt__dan October 3, 2005

    is that bitch wearing a diaper?

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  • heineken October 3, 2005

    whats red and bubblie and scratches at glass,........ a baby in a microwave

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  • tookalook October 4, 2005

    How many babies does it take to paint a house.......depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • tookalook October 4, 2005

    Why are there no indians on star trek.......cause thay still aren't working.

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  • tookalook October 4, 2005

    How do you stop a nigger from jumping up and down on one foot on your front lawn.......shoot him in the other foot.

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  • lazybumt October 4, 2005

    why did the dead baby cross the street........because it was chained to the back of the car....................................awwwww thats sad

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  • christ316 October 4, 2005

    lol@tookalook, damn you're fucking racist.

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  • heineken October 4, 2005

    what does micheal jackson and oysters have in common,..... they both come on little white crackers

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  • heineken October 4, 2005

    what did the lady say too micheal jackson at the beach,........... get out of my sun

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  • heineken October 4, 2005

    what do u call two faggets on a skateboard,...... roll-aids

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  • heineken October 4, 2005

    whats the diff between a fagget and a refrigerator,..... the fridge dont fart when u pull the meat out

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  • heineken October 4, 2005

    why are red neck murders so hard too solve,...... they never have any dental records and all the dna is the same

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  • vanilla_cream October 4, 2005

    Everyone assumes that is the babies mother. Probably the day care provider. Poor baby won't be able to walk when he wakes up, his feet will still be asleep.

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  • moonchild69 October 5, 2005

    NASTY MOTHERE FUCKERS

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  • fukrface October 13, 2005

    WTF?

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  • skeeetx3 November 7, 2005

    why do thay boil water when a baby is born?

    so if it dies thay can make soup!

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  • manchesta November 9, 2005

    where Wallmart???

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  • re-turd March 28, 2006

    I got it 4 cheap....

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  • dariddla October 2, 2006

    ...ok crackers...all toghether now...what skin color is that babydoll and its owner?...

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  • beyondskrewed January 15, 2007

    Thats horrible, lazy broad couldnt carry him

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  • necronurse March 8, 2009

    I would destroy that cunt,,,not a second thought

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