When you are fat, you really should avoid mixing food with sex. For me seeing this shit, I really donâ€™t want chocolate anymore. Actually ever.
yeah... as if this woman needs to eat anymore chocolate
and no i wouldnt even touch it if i had christ316's wort infested cock not even after a few buckets of guinness
stop posting pics like this jay, you'll make most the women here (mostly gurrty) insanely jealous. ahahhaha
Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle...J-E-L-L-O
candymans wife!! damn how does that son go ,didnt sammy davis sing it ?
ahhh no comment eewwww
The prostitute Willy Wonka hired for the Oompha Loompahs!
Its sad when you have to actually LIFT your tit to see your nipple...EW
LMAO--- this is her way of gettin all hussied up to get herself a man at the singles club tonight
She better REALLY be careful around electric mixer.
Where's Yort?....................OK I'd fuck her!
Nothing quite says I Love you like Jello pudding Dawwwwww! (Bill Cosby)
big ol chocolaty nippie!
Why, oh why did i look at this? Damn!!!!
Too bad you can't just 'unsee' some things, huh, tree88?
oh bbeans...tell me you're kidding
and btw...everyone should come to the forum cuz its great fun :)
I THINK I DEVORCED THAT BITCH ONCE!!
Big, fat, floopy, and covered in milk chocolate. Ohh what fun (and disgusting) things you can do with choclate.
WAKEING UP NEXT TO THAT IS A REASON TO STOP DRINKING
LMAO big bull!!
Samara, you just love those Oompah Loompah remarks, don't you!:)
They're hilarious big bull!!!Reminds me of the movie,the old 1!!!and its how u word em!!!
Next, roll in flour and GO FOR THE WET SPOT!!!!!
ohh man thats just wrong dude omg im never eating chocolate or anything that takes flour again
If not for the face id say it was a pig.Oh God,my mistake.She does not even qualify to be a slut.
I went to my friends house for dinner tonight,
and I saw something that just wasn't right.
He said he had a sister but he didn't explain,
that she was retarted and wet on the brain!
This can't be the sister that he wanted me to meet,
she was wearing a tie dye with thongs on her feet.
She realy had down syndrome son of a bitch,
how do I get myself in this shit?
I walked right beside her as I pulled out a chair,
and sat down disgusted and tried not to stare.
She looked up at me with a shit eating grin,
with gummy bears in her teeth and drool on her chin!
Then she reached over to give my shirt sleeve a tug,
and stretched out both arms she wanted a hug.
I tried to be nice, I tried to be subtle,
what is it with retards and wanting to cuddle?
I felt so embarrassed I wanted to die,
my hands got all sweaty and my throat went all dry.
Then just like that I went from embarrassed to pissed,
and I grabbed that fat bitch by both of her wrists!
It happend so fast it was just like a blurr,
she was down on the ground and I was on top of her.
It was funny at first cause she didn't understand,
till I fattend both of her lips with the back of my hand.
I enjoyed beating her down for several more minutes,
then my friend broke it up before I could finish.
I realy don't know what came over myself,
but my reaction was honest and couldn't be helped!
He said I should leave and I should be ashamed,
but he was wrong because he was to blame.
He brought me to his house and needless to say,
He gave me no warning and she had to pay.