Thatâ€™s one hell of an explosion, to rip a manâ€™s member clean off. And whoâ€™s going to pick that up? Iâ€™m sure there is a group of guys all standing around saying â€œNot Meâ€.
oh SHIT, damn damn damn...pain...taking over....OUCH!!
too bad...nice size...
That was one hell of a Blow Job!!
Oh fuck no!
Don't think he'll be needing it any time soon.
Man, you talk about getting off,
I will say something before someone I know says it. GAY.
i dont love you anymore...........
Must have been an organ donor.
you took the word right outta my mouth
Damn, and I thought the one I have in the drawer looked real.
His new name, Dickless!
For some reason, I have 'Detachable Penis' by King Missle running through my head.
I'm not even a guy...and that hurts me!
I have "A letter to my penis" by rodney carrington in my head....
we have all heard the expression "Ive been dragging my dick on the ground" when referring to working hard. but that is crazy
Hey, can I have that?
A couple pounds of fresh, unground round. Just rinse off & place on the grill... add some BBQ sauce...
Wonder what happened to the balls and bag?
They are on the other side of the street.
aww hell..... take it home and wash it, it's still good
its a iraqi corn dog!!!
Just leave it there, a chew toy for a stray dog.
Talk about a dead fuck.... he sure is one!
lmao it is a dead SEAL
But all the Comments are funny as hell!
Hey, give this to the dickless mushroom guy. It'll clean up nice.
it's circumcised!omg, seal my ass