Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

Is this wrong? I mean if I had some kids, that I would actually claim, I would drink if they cried too! Hell, I'd even give them some booze too. If you think your kids should have some shirts like this, you can go to T-shirt Hell now, and hook the little twats up.

14 Comments
  • rc2james December 2, 2005

    It should say " I'm here because my mommy got drunk"

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  • thundermug December 2, 2005

    How about "...because I cry and mom doesn't give head anymore."?

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  • ehs December 2, 2005

    Mom and dad got married on the third. Third time she missed her period

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  • guyschips1 December 2, 2005

    or "im gonna grow up to be gay"

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  • archemedes_rex December 2, 2005

    I wonder if I can get a shirt that says: "I'm just like my dad...alcoholic".

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  • mike_d December 2, 2005

    should be a picture of some whiskey

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  • moonchild69 December 2, 2005

    i have only a 12 year old son so now, i swallow all of his siblings, thanks to him i hate kids

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  • doctor_chill December 3, 2005

    That kid and his dad need a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris

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  • eightyj December 3, 2005

    It's you!

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  • mike8putang December 3, 2005

    it should say daddy drinks cuz mommy is a raving BITCH!!!!

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  • rockybalboa December 6, 2005

    You mean a roundbrokenback kick from the old scroungy little maggot that is Chuckie. :P

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  • twan December 27, 2005

    i agree

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  • calikronzhotie July 11, 2008

    One is enough, swallow the rest...cute kid and shirt!

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  • thespider January 18, 2010

    you dumb fucks apparently dont have any kids huh?

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