This is what happens once you get married guys. Your balls become some sort of sick trophy nailed down to a wall of some sort. In some cases you don't even have to be married.
Like I said in the forum, categorize this one under "penis punishers"!!!
jesus christ here I forgot my fucking sledgehammer.
Hey, Mr. want to borrow my railroad spike?
Yeah, let see you pound that fucker right through your useless cock and balls
What a fucking retard. Lock this dim wit up before he hurts himself,,,,,,,,opps to late. Well then just jerk him away from the table he's nailed too.
Where's my machete? I'll take care of any problems he has.
Honey?!!! Ok you can buy those shoes you always wanted!!!!!!
I don't have balls, but if I did I certainly wouldn't do this to them. WTF?
Another Polish carpentry accident.
Whateva gets u off dumbass!
I've seen this shit I dont know howmany times but I still dont get it. Nailing your sack gets you exited why?!!!
Tell your boyfriend he is a fucking asshole. Dump him, and start dating a real mine. I'll give you my phone number on request. :P
Hello. I'm Bob Vila and today we'll be refinishing a...GODDAMNIT I JUST NAILED MY FUCKING NUTS TO A TABLE!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
wow....that guy has problems...and way too much pubid hair!
ok that guy has some fucking issues
I would LOVE to get my lips on that!
Now someone needs to start yelling FIRE!
@damn_girl but..would you do it to someone else?