I wouldn't stop there. I would use a pussy as my door bell. That's not a bad idea.
Shit! The normal woman would just rip 'em off!
She should be tea bagged coño
looks like the local virgin is confused
that would keep the baptist away too!
Do you see the look on her face. She's confused. She can decide weather to fing the bells or put them in her mouth.
Where can I buy one of these? I'm bettin' that i'll keep unwanted relatives away, too.
Now there's a door i'd like to knock on!
metallica are switching teams on us? Brother, I know you're horny and it's been a while but please just be patient. The right WOMAN will come along.
Don't fucking tell me metallicalover is gay.
metallica...lover...there's definately no girls in the band
The people in the house would have to take that down because metallicalover would be on their doorstep sucking on those nuts all day. Sorry, couldn't resist saying that!
lol badmofo. That is the scene from scary movie2. cindy is knocking on the mansion door. And yes I want that on my door as well. We get a bunch of mormons at our neighborhood.
Just answer the door naked with those elbow length yellow kitchen gloves on and ask " Do you know anything about removing blood stains from ceiling tiles?". That should take care of most of the religeous zealots, and get you on a first name basis with local law enforcement.
^^^ Or just put a sign on the door: "No niggers, mormons or GAY motherfuckers allowed"
LMFAO at nerfherder!! that was fuckng funny!!
She loves a man with brass balls
Rockybalboa you forgot to add Italians to your list.
i gotta get me one of those
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