How To Keep Jehovah's Witnesses From Knocking

I wouldn't stop there. I would use a pussy as my door bell. That's not a bad idea.

20 Comments
  • tripod March 21, 2006

    Shit! The normal woman would just rip 'em off!

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  • rockybalboa March 21, 2006

    She should be tea bagged coño

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  • ebunny March 21, 2006

    looks like the local virgin is confused

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  • youngblood48 March 21, 2006

    that would keep the baptist away too!

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  • calibaldie March 21, 2006

    Do you see the look on her face. She's confused. She can decide weather to fing the bells or put them in her mouth.

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  • samdog March 21, 2006

    Where can I buy one of these? I'm bettin' that i'll keep unwanted relatives away, too.

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  • metallicalover March 21, 2006

    Now there's a door i'd like to knock on!

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  • pablosdog March 22, 2006

    metallica are switching teams on us? Brother, I know you're horny and it's been a while but please just be patient. The right WOMAN will come along.

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  • rockybalboa March 22, 2006

    Don't fucking tell me metallicalover is gay.

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  • ebunny March 22, 2006

    metallica...lover...there's definately no girls in the band

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  • 1badmofo March 22, 2006

    The people in the house would have to take that down because metallicalover would be on their doorstep sucking on those nuts all day. Sorry, couldn't resist saying that!

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  • fukedupasshole March 22, 2006

    lol badmofo. That is the scene from scary movie2. cindy is knocking on the mansion door. And yes I want that on my door as well. We get a bunch of mormons at our neighborhood.

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  • nerfherder March 22, 2006

    Just answer the door naked with those elbow length yellow kitchen gloves on and ask " Do you know anything about removing blood stains from ceiling tiles?". That should take care of most of the religeous zealots, and get you on a first name basis with local law enforcement.

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  • rockybalboa March 23, 2006

    ^^^ Or just put a sign on the door: "No niggers, mormons or GAY motherfuckers allowed"

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  • pablosdog March 24, 2006

    LMFAO at nerfherder!! that was fuckng funny!!

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  • jacksonsguilty March 25, 2006

    She loves a man with brass balls

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  • calibaldie March 25, 2006

    Rockybalboa you forgot to add Italians to your list.

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  • heyheyhey March 26, 2006

    i gotta get me one of those

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  • jgyt March 27, 2006

    AMAN BROTHER!!!!!

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  • disturbedgurl March 29, 2006

    lol,funny

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