How Did He Get So Lucky

I need to make a movie.

32 Comments
  • nauticalwheelr May 6, 2006

    that is heaven

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  • justwrong May 6, 2006

    talk about a shit eating grin

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  • poolqt May 6, 2006

    Did ya ever think about how different elevators smell to midgets

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  • justwrong May 6, 2006

    ^^^yeah, and I bet it makes them crave sushi

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  • calibaldie May 6, 2006

    DAM THEM TITTIES TO HIS RIGHT ARE ALMOST AS BIG AS HIS HOLE BODY. MINNI ME HAS IT GOING ON. HOWS THE HAIR SMELL LIKE?

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  • vicky_pollard May 6, 2006

    HE didnt get lucky.....THEY got paid..lol

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  • vicky_pollard May 6, 2006

    is that mini me?

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  • cap-n_obvious May 6, 2006

    I don't care how many of those bitches you throw at him that dude is a midget, fuck that!!!!! would you let a mad scientist put your brain permenantly in a midget body just to lay around with them??? hell no not for any bitch on this planet

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  • cap-n_obvious May 6, 2006

    when they go back to thier real men they're like yeah baby i had to lay around with this pathetic midget all day, can you fuck me silly now?

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  • stubart May 6, 2006

    i wouldnt mind being a midget if my head,torso, and my appendages were all normal sized...oh wait i would mind, sorry

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  • jennycks May 6, 2006

    his dick is as tiny as his body, we al know he didnt get laid...if ever!!

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  • stubart May 6, 2006

    any1 seen vern troyer on the surreal life, you can tell he really hates life.

    naked on a rascal piss'n on himself brilliant

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  • titan May 6, 2006

    All of those chicks' smiles look pretty forced, kinda like "I can't believe life lead me this... laying around naked with seven other women and fucking mini-me" Yeah, Vern Troyer was pretty pathetic on the Surreal Life. Kinda felt bad for him.

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  • douthinkicare May 6, 2006

    mini mes wet dream!

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  • imbetu May 6, 2006

    A very rich midg.

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  • shatshorts May 6, 2006

    That lucky little fucker

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  • frootyhooty May 6, 2006

    How come he has clothes on? Is EVERYTHING small on a midget?

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  • jennycks May 6, 2006

    that is a cute little onsie outfit he has on. my son had one when he was about two years old!!

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  • cockroach May 6, 2006

    that must really depress our freind rockybalboa...knowing hes so small his little cock cant take care of business.

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  • blaed May 7, 2006

    lol, its a mini Richard James (Aphex Twin)!

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  • idrinkergosum May 7, 2006

    I wonder if he stole one of those bitches bras and used it as a hammock.

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  • aon May 7, 2006

    damn thats one ugly midget makes me wanna sock him the second one from the bottom right is so hot O_O

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  • needskin4holes May 7, 2006

    I wish I was a migit, i wish i was a migit

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  • sakes87 May 8, 2006

    Fucking Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Why him? He's a ugly cunt.

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  • calibaldie May 8, 2006

    BECAUSE HE IS A RICH MIDGET AND MONEY WILL MAKE HOES DO ANYTHING.

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  • stormrider May 8, 2006

    I'm SOOOO fukkin jealous right now!

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  • rockybalboa May 8, 2006

    ASSHOLE! (applies to cockroach too)

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  • pablosdog May 8, 2006

    this is probably the best his life can get. I will take my life over his anyday. I'm happy with what I got.

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  • rockybalboa May 9, 2006

    ^^^ WTF is wrong with cleaning toilets? I live well and just bought a new computer! ASSHOLE! :P

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  • gakere May 10, 2006

    It's a midget version of Hugh Hefner, doing a promo pic for his new publication, Playdwarf! Now ladies, it's time to smoke my pipe...

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  • drksdyomama May 17, 2006

    you go dog !!!!!!!!!!

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  • bigpun February 24, 2009

    thats what westeners get when they go to hell and heeps of charlie

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