I need to make a movie.
that is heaven
talk about a shit eating grin
Did ya ever think about how different elevators smell to midgets
^^^yeah, and I bet it makes them crave sushi
DAM THEM TITTIES TO HIS RIGHT ARE ALMOST AS BIG AS HIS HOLE BODY. MINNI ME HAS IT GOING ON. HOWS THE HAIR SMELL LIKE?
HE didnt get lucky.....THEY got paid..lol
is that mini me?
I don't care how many of those bitches you throw at him that dude is a midget, fuck that!!!!! would you let a mad scientist put your brain permenantly in a midget body just to lay around with them??? hell no not for any bitch on this planet
when they go back to thier real men they're like yeah baby i had to lay around with this pathetic midget all day, can you fuck me silly now?
i wouldnt mind being a midget if my head,torso, and my appendages were all normal sized...oh wait i would mind, sorry
his dick is as tiny as his body, we al know he didnt get laid...if ever!!
any1 seen vern troyer on the surreal life, you can tell he really hates life.
naked on a rascal piss'n on himself brilliant
All of those chicks' smiles look pretty forced, kinda like "I can't believe life lead me this... laying around naked with seven other women and fucking mini-me" Yeah, Vern Troyer was pretty pathetic on the Surreal Life. Kinda felt bad for him.
mini mes wet dream!
A very rich midg.
That lucky little fucker
How come he has clothes on? Is EVERYTHING small on a midget?
that is a cute little onsie outfit he has on. my son had one when he was about two years old!!
that must really depress our freind rockybalboa...knowing hes so small his little cock cant take care of business.
lol, its a mini Richard James (Aphex Twin)!
I wonder if he stole one of those bitches bras and used it as a hammock.
damn thats one ugly midget makes me wanna sock him the second one from the bottom right is so hot O_O
I wish I was a migit, i wish i was a migit
Why him? He's a ugly cunt.
BECAUSE HE IS A RICH MIDGET AND MONEY WILL MAKE HOES DO ANYTHING.
I'm SOOOO fukkin jealous right now!
ASSHOLE! (applies to cockroach too)
this is probably the best his life can get. I will take my life over his anyday. I'm happy with what I got.
^^^ WTF is wrong with cleaning toilets? I live well and just bought a new computer! ASSHOLE! :P
It's a midget version of Hugh Hefner, doing a promo pic for his new publication, Playdwarf! Now ladies, it's time to smoke my pipe...
you go dog !!!!!!!!!!
thats what westeners get when they go to hell and heeps of charlie