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posted by Jesse U on 5/14/2006

Ninja Training

This is what it's like when you are born into a ninja family. Kid can't be that old and look at him.
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vicky_pollard
wtf?
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 12:38 PM

jennycks
HOW EXACTLY DO YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING SHIT LIKE THAT?
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 12:59 PM

tweek312
Ditto vicky... WTF!?
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 1:25 PM

poolqt
she is sitting on her own head!!! I wish i could do that!!
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 2:11 PM

pitbull89x
looks comfortable
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 3:01 PM

bludevil12
future pole dancer
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 4:35 PM

mike8putang
is there somthing wrong with her back?
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 4:49 PM

calibaldie
CHINK ON A STICK
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 5:23 PM

1whohangs
the job comes with a good dental plan. Also, good training for a porn chick.
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 5:33 PM

doods
Those pants on her are strange looking though - probably good in the winter.
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 5:48 PM

justwrong
she can open that mouth pretty wide... might fit over my helmet
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 6:17 PM

youngblood48
i bet team wishes he could do that!!! then he could lick his ass and get the bad taste out of his mouth!
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posted on: 05-14-06 @ 11:16 PM

roughbaker
I just wanna know how she figured out one day she could do that? I mean one day she is doin a hand stand, and noticed her ass was on her head.
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 12:03 AM

dalangvads
She’ll probably be in the olympics one day, and win the gold....if her neck doesnt snap first!
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 1:14 AM

johnnynz
They train them up from the age of 3 with devices that resemble torture devices from the middle ages to make them flexible.The kids cry and are in pain all the time and they live all together, and don’t see their families and train 10hours a day six days a week.
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 1:21 AM

areolaman
that will come in handy some day
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 2:52 AM

teamshowoff
FUCK THEM GOOKS WE NEED TO KILL THEM YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 3:00 AM

teamshowoff
ok you guys im going to court today at 8.30 well i got pulled over about a month ago by a cop, pulled me over for no front plate,asshole, well he put my name in the computer sure it said i had a warrent for my arrest. i was like WHAT went to jail got bail out for a 1000.00 dollars went to get my car out paid cops 295.00 to release my car paid tow truck 200.00, tow truck fucked up my front body kit, wanted to fuck him up, went to the court house to find out what the warrent was for, it was for something that happen 3 years ago. what happen my friend got in a car wreck we wernt to far we got to the wreck trying to help our friends, cops show up gets out of his car with gun in hand, theres about 20-25 people out there cop tells every one get on the ground, i tried to tell the cop that i cant sit down on the ground, two weeks befor this i got in a car wreck my nees were fucked. tried to tell cop my nees hurt, cop came towards me threw me to the ground, shit i was pissed and my legs and nees were hurting , so it came out i called him a fuckin pig . he pulled me up by my shirt, shit now my neck was hurting threw me in the cop car ,, stood in there till the sargent came told him what happen let me go,well the D A picked up charges they were sending the mail to the wrong address, how was i suppose to know i had a court date , so it turn into a warrent, and thats where im at, the warrent was for obstruction of a officer. got the police report the fuckin cop said he told me to sit down and i said no you fuckin pig, i tell you all cops are fuckin liers, so now the judge reads the report, you think his going to belive me hell no, well hope to be on here later if not fuck you ass holes yea yea yea yea yea yea
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 3:18 AM

2npink1nstink
Typical Nigger..Blaming everyone but yourself!! Here some advice, stop being a stupid nigger and maybe society will treat you like a normal black man!!
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 9:16 AM

rockybalboa
You had best prepare your ASSHOLE for the prison team, specially if you are a nigger. No one believes in niggers, all niggers are liars.
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 9:50 AM

cap-n_obvious
I’d hit it
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 9:52 AM

rockybalboa
That ain’t no goddamn ninja, she is in the advanced cocksuckers institute (Briandee is the founder). She is just practicing her cock sucking skills.
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 10:12 AM

jgimages
hey teamshowoff....how did we get from watching a pic of a little chink to hearing your fucken cop story?....nevermind listen i am sorry to hear that but bring the vaseline with you...........
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 10:31 AM

jgimages
i think the she’s training for the shit eating videos
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 10:33 AM

areolaman
all she needs is a turd smeared on her face.
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 10:51 AM

1badmofo
She’s an attention whore!
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 10:56 AM

cap-n_obvious
btw 2npink1nstink teamshowoff isn’t black you fucking moron
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 11:01 AM

pitbull89x
Shitty team....make sure you watch the teeth....bubba will break them out so you can’t bite down.
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 11:45 AM

poolqt
shitlooker I will sit on your face anytime!! LOL
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 12:38 PM

justwrong
those knees are going to really hurt when bubba makes you grab your ankles, team. hahhahahahahahaahahha. oh yeah, take a before and after picture of your ass, post it, and we can all laugh at you. don’t drop the soap
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 1:31 PM

pablosdog
hey teenshowoff, couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!! probably would have gotten some sympathy here if you weren’t such an asshole.
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 1:42 PM

calibaldie
DAM TEAMSHOWOFF I ALSO HATE PIGS AND IM NOT A NIGGER. THEY ARE LYING SONSOF BITCHES. PULLED ME OVER FOR NOT HAVEING MUD FLAPS ON MY 4X4 CHEVY SO I ASKED WHY HE WONT PULL OVER THE BITCH DRIVING THE BMW WHILE SHE IS DRIVING 70 MPH IN A SCHOOL ZONE WHILE TALKING ON HER CELL PHONE. HE TOLD ME THAT HE HATES BIG ASS TRUCK AND WILL LEAVE THE RICH FOLKS ALONE CASUE THEY MAKE AMERICAN RUN. SO I TOLD HIM TO FIND A MUD POND AND GO PLAY IN IT. GOT ME OFF THE CAR TRIED TO ROUGH ME UP. TOLD HIM THE KIDS ACROSS THE SHCOOL HAD A CAMERA ON HIM AND I WOULD PRESS CHARGES. FILED A COMPLAINT AND THE PIG GOT 2 DAYS SUSPENDED WITH OUT PAY AND I PAID $10 DOLLARS FOR A FIX IT TICKET. SO FUCK ALL PIGS. WHITE BLACK OR WHAT EVER COLOR PIGS COME IN. HEY PABLO FUNNY MAN. IM NOT LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY DUDE JUST SAYING HOW FUCKING PIGS STINK LIKE BACON. LOL YEA YEA YEA LOL
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 7:00 PM

justwrong
I’ve met some cool cops. Even the ones who gave me tickets were respectful. lucky me
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 7:49 PM

youngblood48
^^^^^^me too! even when they arrested me they said i was the nicest drunk! one of them even testified for me! i still got to wear one of those bright yellow vest for about 6 weekends.....
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 7:53 PM

teamshowoff
im back, they droped all charges cop did not show up, so fuck all you red-neck turkeys and you big lip niggers, and you grape picking wet-backs and you rag-head sand-niggers well im back mother fuckers
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 7:56 PM

youngblood48
^^^^oh well god bless us! what about the fine for walking on all fours and your shinny red ass !
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posted on: 05-15-06 @ 10:46 PM

2npink1nstink
capn obvious how do you know what he is?? you must be sucking his cock you fucking queer!! Get a life other then crazyshit..fucking loser!!!
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posted on: 05-16-06 @ 12:37 AM

cap-n_obvious
^^^^^ sorry man as much as you want that to be true I’m not going out with you, and although this might be how you identify people I’ll just stick to looking at their face. and if you’ve ever read one of his posts you wouldn’t think he was black either and you know what I could be wrong but you were the first one to speculate on his ethnicity so if anybody is sucking his cock and telling stories it’s probably your mother
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posted on: 05-16-06 @ 1:05 AM

cap-n_obvious
and besides if he was black he’d be in jail by now so shut the fuck up you butt fucking moron
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posted on: 05-16-06 @ 1:12 AM

jgimages
hey calibaldie....you know i tried not to laugh at your post but i .......hold on lol......they stopped you for no mudflaps...lol....that cop is a hero....he should’ve beat you with his nightstick just for having that redneck truck in the first place....you told the cop to find a mudpond?...lol....lol...... what the fuck is that lame shit....you should have gotten another beating for that.....my opinion you got off easy..........hey thanks for the laugh.....
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posted on: 05-16-06 @ 10:45 AM

calibaldie
lol dam jgimages its not a redneck truck dude its just a regular chevy silverado z-71 4x4 i didnt lift it or anthing its all stock. But the tires are a little big. So the pig i mean police said i need mud flaps so i dont throw little rocks at any other cars . I help dad with his construction businnes and that truck comes in handy witht he tools dude. fuck dude i am not a redneck i just play one on crazyshit. lol Personaly i drive a Chrystler 300. That redneck truck is my work truck so fuck the police pig that didnt like it. lol fuck.
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posted on: 05-16-06 @ 4:46 PM

teamshowoff
whats up my niggers and my pecker woods and my hoomies out there, fuck all you mother fuckers, , , , 300 yea yea yea yea yea yea i got one too yea yea yea yea yea yea
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posted on: 05-16-06 @ 10:47 PM

youngblood48
team im glad you stayed out of jail! sleep tight fucktard!
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posted on: 05-16-06 @ 10:56 PM

drksdyomama
teamshowoff, i thought you were in jail
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posted on: 05-17-06 @ 12:35 AM

vicky_pollard
hoomies.....lmao....twat
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posted on: 05-17-06 @ 5:01 AM

smashley
a young porn star in the making thats how they get them to fit thouse big cocks i there mouth
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posted on: 05-18-06 @ 3:21 PM

oblivion344
that girl will make millions a day in japans underground porn ring
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posted on: 01-03-10 @ 7:09 PM

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