Don't Pass Out On A Blind Date

You might wake up to a very shitty situation.

49 Comments
  • pastafarian June 14, 2006

    why can't people just accept the sex they where bon with?

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  • crazy blonde June 14, 2006

    I'd have to kill that son a of bitch......

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  • dinkydaumarine June 14, 2006

    Wow. A lot to work with on this video. You go first.

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  • mostyles June 14, 2006

    should have been suspicious when 'it' introduced itself as amanda. a man , duh...

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  • hottmale June 14, 2006

    RUN MOTHERFUCKER RUN

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  • dinkydaumarine June 14, 2006

    Good one. You got "it" right. I can understand where crazy people are coming from a lot of the time, the causes and shit but this totally eludes me. How? why? Lil ugzy help me out here.

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  • ~ever~ June 14, 2006

    The white guy needs a lil color on his ass. Thats exactly what "it" is doing. Plus adding a lil protein on the menu.

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  • cap-n_obvious June 14, 2006

    yeah mostyles you should have been suspicious, but I think deep down you knew all along and let it happen anyway

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  • jgimages June 14, 2006

    .....this picture pretty much covers it for you mostyles.....always wind up with your ass up in the air and a dick right behind.....

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  • left4dead June 14, 2006

    If he wakes up with nothin more than a sore ass and can't remember much else, he'll just think he scored a kinky bitch and brag to all his buddies about the hot bitch he scored.

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  • jesta31 June 14, 2006

    He wont be thinking that when he see's his pic on the net.

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  • justwrong June 14, 2006

    if you went camping and woke up with a rubber hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?

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  • pachen9 June 14, 2006

    Looking at the size of 'aMANda's' remnants of manhood, poor old mostyles would probably have lived with his ass in tact and no real memory of the event due to alcohol amnesia... but he would be wondering about that white discharge leaking into the rear of his boxers!... Doc.. I've got this problem.. let's send some off for analysis Mo.. well at least he knows he can't get pregnant!!!

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  • mostyles June 14, 2006

    ohyeahhahahanowigetit. fucking lamers...

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  • lolol June 14, 2006

    lol @ that

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  • pachen9 June 14, 2006

    I'm just messing with you Mostyles. You do have more style mate.

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  • s3xyg2luv3r June 14, 2006

    i heard that on friends

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  • justwrong June 14, 2006

    you watch friends?^^^

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  • pachen9 June 14, 2006

    Mostyles, I was appreciating the joke (which apparently you stole but I don't watch friends; unless they are fucking). You need to calm the persecution complex. The clock tower and a high powered rifle is not the way to go.

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  • trakka June 14, 2006

    who the hell sleeps on a bed with only one pillow anyway, he wants to be there!!!!

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  • niles549822001 June 14, 2006

    Can you believe some people are born with both!

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  • youngblood48 June 14, 2006

    looks like its checking for leaks...

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  • frootyhooty June 14, 2006

    He's got a tube of lube on the nightstand

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  • jgimages June 14, 2006

    ...you sound kinda off excited about that idea......what the fuck?

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  • jgimages June 14, 2006

    oops i meant kinda of.......

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  • samdog June 14, 2006

    Small dick...shouldn't hurt that much. I'm in middle management. Get hosed by shit much bigger than that every day. "Bend over and grab the ankles...!"

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  • ugzmystify June 14, 2006

    lmao yea w.e i got a small dick im gay i sleep wit my mommy let me make your life easier....im fat ang ugly ima nerd i have no life i sign on to this site once a day watch da videos read da comments put a smile on cuz hey i love this shit...i dont really hate y'all like seriously im having fun..da more u disrespect me the more love i got for u punks...so dont ever call a truce and dont ever apologize cuz then i'll hate u...there point black....oh by da way suck my dick u inconsiderate piece of monkey trash....oh and i aint no fat nerd and i do have a large penis i dont kno y i log on to this shit..but i cant complain

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  • youngblood48 June 14, 2006

    if he was a qt low poodle boy would never know...dip stick aint long enough...

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  • ugzmystify June 14, 2006

    i dont kno pinky u tell me

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  • cap-n_obvious June 15, 2006

    i can't believe you fags watch friends I'm so glad I didn't get the joke. I've never seen an entire episode from start to finish

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  • calibaldie June 15, 2006

    wiat jenny wiat dont do that to me wtf

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  • miss_hilikus June 15, 2006

    look again, there's two pillows

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  • mostyles June 15, 2006

    A man , duh... amanda. somebody may have seen it on friends , but its an old joke. i never watched freinds except for the episode where that one guy was finger banging the other while getting pumped in the ass by a german shepard - while that guy was sucking off a nigger midget in a nazi uniform. oh wait , that wasnt friends.. that was capn obvious and jg in "the aristocrats"

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  • teamshowoff June 15, 2006

    fuck all you gay fags dick sucking ass lickers ball swallowers ill kill a fag yea yea yea

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  • dalangvads June 15, 2006

    ummmm yeah! lol

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  • cap-n_obvious June 15, 2006

    no the nigger midget was fucking the dog in the ass and the german sheppard was wearing the nazi uniform getting sucked off, GOD CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT???!!!???!!

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  • yankeefan1 June 15, 2006

    It's Becketisgod from the MLB message boards!!!

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  • jgimages June 15, 2006

    .....hey mo your running out of gas......get some sleep and try to be funny tomorrow.....

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  • ugzmystify June 15, 2006

    hahahahhaha but you are funny looking mexican

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  • jgimages June 15, 2006

    its funny that you crack on mexicans if your mexican.....but you got it wrong again rookie ..........you get dumber with every post....

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  • ugzmystify June 15, 2006

    be quiet mexican...shave da mustach you look like a rapist

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  • jgimages June 15, 2006

    its mustache you idiot....and yep just like a rapist...i'll start with your mom then maybe your girl and then when i done i'll send it to crazyshit so we can all watch...okay richie

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  • ugzmystify June 15, 2006

    lol ok raul paul ima call da immigration on yo ass

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  • s3xyg2luv3r June 15, 2006

    yeah. why?

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  • shenuyasha June 16, 2006

    lol !!!!!!

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  • geargrinder65 June 17, 2006

    R!!!O!!!F!!!L!!!!M!!!!A!!!!O!!!!

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  • thorspa June 19, 2006

    thats Abby Abbynormal

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  • riggs March 25, 2009

    betcha he woke up with A sore ass

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  • kkk_killaz April 19, 2009

    he's in for an awsome night :P

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