My Pet Snake

I'm sure that wouldn't have had a hard time killing some small people, like a drunk mexican perhaps, or a small child.

30 Comments
  • 2_poor_2_pay July 13, 2006

    hit it was a garden hoe!!

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  • chimichanga July 13, 2006

    Photoshop !!!!

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  • jgimages July 13, 2006

    ah....about the same size as my cock.......lol

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  • jgimages July 13, 2006

    ^^^^^^^^give or take a couple of feet^^^^^^^^

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  • fuckedinfresno July 13, 2006

    Naw, you know, I gotta believe this one is real, pythons can grow to 28' in the wild and weigh almost 800 lbs. The don't make very good chili fixin's though.

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  • monkeypirate July 13, 2006

    I actually think this could be a python, maybe a young anaconda? hell we should build a moat between here and mexico and put a couple of those bad boys in there. thatll teach those beaners

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  • jgimages July 13, 2006

    ...teach them what??? ...in two days we would have python burritos or anaconda fajitas.....

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  • teamshowoff July 13, 2006

    what about snake tacos ,, or tacos de snakeoo yea yea kill all wet-backs yea yea

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  • namehere37 July 13, 2006

    god damn mexicans and their good food with cats and foods and any other animal they can find and wtf is with you saying yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea you faggot i bet you got your ass kicked a lot for saying that shit when you where growing up

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  • pinkslit July 13, 2006

    I don't think he's completely finished growing up yet...he'll talk different when he reaches 18

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  • eyenbackofhead July 13, 2006

    wtf did he eat?

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  • likemeballz July 13, 2006

    hey thats what i call my pecker........my big snake lol

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  • sl July 13, 2006

    Have you heard of an anaconda? There the biggest snake, not trying to be mean or anything.

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  • youngblood48 July 14, 2006

    sneak that fucker in my ex's house...wahlah no more payments...

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  • tweek312 July 14, 2006

    No Photoshop bitchez... that fucking real.

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  • teamshowoff July 14, 2006

    AND YOU FUCKING FAT UGLY BITCH, YOU DONT HAVE NO PINK SLIT, YOU SMELLING PUSSY ASS BITCH, WASH YOUR PUSSY BITCH, YEA YEA YEA FUCKING HORE YEA YEA PUTA YEA YEA CUNT YEA YEA HOOKER YEA YEA

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  • pinkslit July 14, 2006

    YEA YEA YEA Little boy teenshowoff has got his nuts twisted YEA YEA YEA

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  • zedex July 14, 2006

    That is a green anaconda from South America. The largest anaconda recorded was 29 feet in 1929. They can exceed 500 pounds. The largest python is the reticulated python of Asia. They have been recorded at over 40 feet, but are slender snakes. The snake shown is a captive bred, captive raised female and is quite capable of consuming an adult human.

    The largest snake I have had was a 22 foot, 273 pound female retic. My largest anaconda was 17 foot, 307 pound female.

    Just so you know.... amle snakes and lizards have two dicks, called hemipenes. And female anacondas are truly whores. They have mating balls in which as many as twenty males are all entwined around her, mating with her repeatedly. This goes on for as long as 12 weeks.

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  • kane July 14, 2006

    Look at them happy fuckers. That snake finally ate the last of their old ladies. Party time now. Dirty fucking houses, but party time.

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  • blaed July 14, 2006

    and NOW...I'm going to stick my thumb up its bum!...*THOOOMP*, oh wow! we got a live one here!

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  • jgimages July 14, 2006

    tell the truth shitlooker..it took about nine nurses to find the little pecker and one to hold the microscope........liar

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  • rockybalboa July 14, 2006

    Thanks for the enlightenment. IMHO you had best stay away from snakes for a while or everyone else will think you are a snake freak.

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  • devildog04 July 14, 2006

    Team... it's getting a little ridiculous. It was ok until you got multiple accounts just to stay stupid shit like "yea yea yea." I would like to meet your parents. I would slap the shit out of both of them.

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  • teamshowoff July 14, 2006

    yea yea yea twisted in your mouth yea yea yea yea

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  • owned129 July 14, 2006

    LOL!!! keep it up

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  • youngblood48 July 14, 2006

    a dead snake is a good snake.....

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  • zedex July 14, 2006

    Thats how a snake is exed, its called probing. Do it with a snake this big and the head not secured, everyone in the room will get stitches.

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  • zedex July 14, 2006

    I have been breeding and raising them for 27 years. Note I did not say breeding with them !!

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  • boydy July 17, 2006

    thats an anaconda ansd the only reason they have the guts to pick it up is cos it has recently eaten, look at its belly in the middle

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  • kustomizer July 18, 2006

    What photoshop ? did u heard about anacondas ? they can grow up to 10-11 m noob

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