I'm sure that wouldn't have had a hard time killing some small people, like a drunk mexican perhaps, or a small child.
hit it was a garden hoe!!
ah....about the same size as my cock.......lol
^^^^^^^^give or take a couple of feet^^^^^^^^
Naw, you know, I gotta believe this one is real, pythons can grow to 28' in the wild and weigh almost 800 lbs. The don't make very good chili fixin's though.
I actually think this could be a python, maybe a young anaconda? hell we should build a moat between here and mexico and put a couple of those bad boys in there. thatll teach those beaners
...teach them what??? ...in two days we would have python burritos or anaconda fajitas.....
what about snake tacos ,, or tacos de snakeoo yea yea kill all wet-backs yea yea
god damn mexicans and their good food with cats and foods and any other animal they can find and wtf is with you saying yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea you faggot i bet you got your ass kicked a lot for saying that shit when you where growing up
I don't think he's completely finished growing up yet...he'll talk different when he reaches 18
wtf did he eat?
hey thats what i call my pecker........my big snake lol
Have you heard of an anaconda? There the biggest snake, not trying to be mean or anything.
sneak that fucker in my ex's house...wahlah no more payments...
No Photoshop bitchez... that fucking real.
AND YOU FUCKING FAT UGLY BITCH, YOU DONT HAVE NO PINK SLIT, YOU SMELLING PUSSY ASS BITCH, WASH YOUR PUSSY BITCH, YEA YEA YEA FUCKING HORE YEA YEA PUTA YEA YEA CUNT YEA YEA HOOKER YEA YEA
YEA YEA YEA Little boy teenshowoff has got his nuts twisted YEA YEA YEA
That is a green anaconda from South America. The largest anaconda recorded was 29 feet in 1929. They can exceed 500 pounds. The largest python is the reticulated python of Asia. They have been recorded at over 40 feet, but are slender snakes. The snake shown is a captive bred, captive raised female and is quite capable of consuming an adult human.
The largest snake I have had was a 22 foot, 273 pound female retic. My largest anaconda was 17 foot, 307 pound female.
Just so you know.... amle snakes and lizards have two dicks, called hemipenes. And female anacondas are truly whores. They have mating balls in which as many as twenty males are all entwined around her, mating with her repeatedly. This goes on for as long as 12 weeks.
Look at them happy fuckers. That snake finally ate the last of their old ladies. Party time now. Dirty fucking houses, but party time.
and NOW...I'm going to stick my thumb up its bum!...*THOOOMP*, oh wow! we got a live one here!
tell the truth shitlooker..it took about nine nurses to find the little pecker and one to hold the microscope........liar
Thanks for the enlightenment. IMHO you had best stay away from snakes for a while or everyone else will think you are a snake freak.
Team... it's getting a little ridiculous. It was ok until you got multiple accounts just to stay stupid shit like "yea yea yea." I would like to meet your parents. I would slap the shit out of both of them.
yea yea yea twisted in your mouth yea yea yea yea
LOL!!! keep it up
a dead snake is a good snake.....
Thats how a snake is exed, its called probing. Do it with a snake this big and the head not secured, everyone in the room will get stitches.
I have been breeding and raising them for 27 years. Note I did not say breeding with them !!
thats an anaconda ansd the only reason they have the guts to pick it up is cos it has recently eaten, look at its belly in the middle
What photoshop ? did u heard about anacondas ? they can grow up to 10-11 m noob