Well at least you know he wont get towed.
Only one thought on the mind of the owner standing there, "SHIT".
dude, where's my car?
when he said he was going to china the fucker meant it
Thats a big ass hole... Looks like fischer.
don't ever lend your car to miss_hillikus!
If we parked all of our cars this way, we could get alot more of them in the mall parking lot at Xmas.
That parking space is $10,000 a year due to the fact no one can steal your car.
one of my average days...
If you're going to report your car stolen, and bury it to collect the insurance, first off, you have to make the hole larger than the car! Reminds me of the time I drove out into a remote area and set my car on fire...turned out there was a Voluntary Fire Company only a half mile further down the road...There I was running down the road, carrying a gas can, and here comes 10 gun-ho voluntary firemen speeding towards me! I'm still making payments on the fucking thing!
"Dateline-Tehran, Iran. The Iranian Air Force performed tests on a tactical car bomb this afternoon, however after being dropped from the aircraft the bomb did not explode when it hit the ground. Officials were at a loss, saying "I knew we should have had Abdulla stay with the vehicle! GOD IS GREAT!!!"
wow what a dumbass
Stare at the light everyone. They do not call us the Men in Black. This is not an extraterrestrial bug from space. Flash!... Now everyone go back to your regular scheduled house cleaning.
hahahaha 'fuckedinfresno' that was funnier tan the actual picture hahahahaha
never mind the car look at the size of his right shoe!!!
wat a bucket