Fresh Beef Jerky

Beats a slim jim any day

18 Comments
  • ramafistfadge July 25, 2006

    not crazy just shit ....oh yeah first

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  • tweek312 July 25, 2006

    [1]fucking crap

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  • darkklown July 25, 2006

    Well, I don't understand the phenomenom

    We fucking these hoes that look like spallala

    Rich boys think that is shitty

    But I like fucking crackheads with one tit

    And I do it at the drop of a dime

    And I get the scabies almost every time

    So let's talk about my nutsac

    I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballzac

    Well I'm Violent J and I ain't no bitch

    I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch

    Cuz bitch if I'm itching when I come home

    Drop a brick in a sock swing it on your dome

    You didn't think nothing of it, just let me stick it

    Probably should of known cuz I thought I heard crickets

    In your neden, but I ain't sayin nuttin though

    I ain't sayin nuttin till I'm done nuttin, ho

    And know I'm like bitch how can this be

    Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV

    Then try to walk to the store and get a 40

    How'd these bugs get on me

    Somebody asked me how I got scabies

    Probably that homeless fat redneck bad lady

    That I fucked in the shed

    Then the little critters on my dingaling said

    Your nuts we want your nuts

    We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts

    Your nuts we want your nuts

    Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)

    I met this bitch and went up in it

    Dropped her off, went to the clinic

    Bitch, I got bizugs on my siznac

    So tell me what's up with that

    Should of said something bout your bug problem

    Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth, bitch

    Can't keep my motherfucking hands out my drawers

    Stick a roach motel up under your balls

    Nah, I'd rather stick em in a deep fry

    And sizzle those motherfuckers off my wang

    So you wanna fuck around, always gotta buck around

    Lift up your dingaling nothing but a bug ya found

    Now they call you funky nuts cuz you like funky butts

    Scratching and biting them, now they call you monkey nuts

    But I ain't sayin nothing, cuz you ain't playin nothin

    Bring the track back and I get back to the nutsac track

    So now I try to rap cuz the bugs is biting

    But I ain't going out like a bitch, yo, fuck that

    Stick em in a blender and hit the switch

    Then I hit the bitch

    Met this bum in the back of a dumpster

    Fucked her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster

    Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang

    Then I heard my dingaling sang

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  • kane July 25, 2006

    LOOK AT THEM EYES. GO AHEAD, REACH FOR IT MOTHERFUCKER. NOT A DAMN THING WRONG WITH THE MUT GETTING BACK TO THE BASICS. I thought that was a fucking rabbit. Look at that face. Hmmmm.....

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  • poolqt July 25, 2006

    darkklown have you ever heard of a forum to post your crap on???

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  • darkklown July 25, 2006

    hey dont be mean

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  • satanburger July 25, 2006

    ^^^holy fuck whity...give it up...quit wasting your time and ours...but mostly yours.

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  • the ridgeruner July 25, 2006

    Why do all blacks think they can rap?????

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  • darkklown July 25, 2006

    that is ICP 1 there not black 2 they are detroit's finest mother fucking rappers

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  • pinkslit July 25, 2006

    That fucking dog should be eating darkklown's fucking nuts...what a load of menstruating goo!!! :(

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  • darkklown July 25, 2006

    damn ^^^^ do u need some pads

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  • pinkslit July 25, 2006

    ^^^^ nope...Why can't I just wipe it all over your face? :)

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  • zazu pitts July 25, 2006

    Beef? Who writes these and doesn't know the difference between a lamb and a fucking cow? The dog is munching a lamb, not a cow, Christ....

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  • wac301 July 25, 2006

    INBRED FUCK YOU I'AM WAITIN

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  • imbetu July 26, 2006

    darkclown ... you are on the verge of being one of the stupidest persons on site.... I'd hate to see a picture of you....I'll guess ....tats in both eyes ,nose .mouth bla bla bla....ears dick face tits 'your clit ' your a faggot ...no you cant suck mine ....save a tree you skinney prick

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  • pablosdog July 26, 2006

    I'm guessing imbetu doesn't like rap. BTW I hate when my dogs find carcasses. They always try to roll in it. WTF!!! shit... that doesn't look right. Does anybody know how to spell "guessing"?

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  • youngblood48 July 28, 2006

    looks like a dead cat....

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  • blaed July 29, 2006

    Thats no ordinary wabbit! Just look at the bones! his got big nasty teeth...*makes teeth with fingers*

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