This is when the beach comes to you.
Can't think of anything clever about this one.
Who is he calling? Room service maybe?
"Can you hear me now, Mother Fucker?"
must be trying to find out where i live....im still waiting for my fuckin pizza.....
if he farted, would he still smell it? Throw him a bar of soap!
He calling his plumber wondering where the fuck he is this tap been dripping for weeks
Uhhh Yae ,we have reservations on THE ROYAL CRUISE and our ship still hasn't arrived,.... yae, Puerta Viarta...sure I'll hold
yea man im still here where u @ w/ my rock?
Can’t think of anything clever about this one. Well try! Some of you guys should have tried out for (Last Comic Standing) because that was some funny shit! LMFAO! From the look on his face, I think he's having phone sex with Poolqt!!!
He is calling to say that he is in deep water, amazing that the phones still work
Dont fucking worry why bitch. Just make sure the fucking laundry is done. I gotta change when I get home.
Uh ya , Boss? um well see we kinda hit a water main... no no don't come down, I think we can get it cleaned up by ... oh ... December ...2008
Sorry sir but I am going to have to come in a little late today...the bus hasn't shown up yet.
"Yeah, Osama? Uhhhh....I need another bomb. The one on my chest kind of got wet."
I liked the plumber joke. And ya, a crackhead would definitely wait for his dealer in this shit.
911 operator: Sir, I know the water is rising. Just stay calm and don't leave the phone. A submarine has been dispatched and should be there in 30 minutes.