Well in all reality you don't have to be the fastest, you just can't be the slowest in the group, or you can just kill the fucking mutt.
Thanks for the warning.
a korean will have YOU smothered in bbq sauce in half that time
that's right kill the fucker - turn around & kick it in the belly then spread his front legs till they snap like a fucking wishbone
one dog, no problem... two or more dogs, big problem, chihuahua, kiss your ankles goodbye, it's like trying to kick a fly
dbcoop. You sure it was a poodle/pekinese and not one of those vicious poo-an/peckya-knees variants?
im used to those fuckers chasing after me...i make in half that time
dbcoop, you're supposed to put the dog in the other room and shut the door before you start having sex! Once she starts screamin' the dog thought you were hurting his master! Oh...I think a Wendy's Double would slow that fucker down a tad! OK...If you're not too fast, better bring 2 or 3!
WHY CANT YOU JUST STAY OUT A HIS YARD?
i like the shining light from above like if the dog on the left is a hero
Lol epic sign. I want one that says 'I can bang my ho in 15 seconds, can you?'