A Great Idea On How To Get Rid Of All That Junk Mail

on 01.16.2002

Ok, I did not write this, hell I have never even thought about this till I read the article below. It's all about great things to do with all that crap that the credit card, mortgage, and what-ever-the-fuck companies send us every freaking day in the mail. So, pay attention, take some notes, because this is going to be fun. I have got a smile on my face just thinking about the shit I am going to send out to those fucks. In fact...I hope there is some junk mail at my house when I get home tonight so I can send some shit out tonight!

When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the payment. Let them throw it away. When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right?

Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes! Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. You can send it back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all their junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all THEY'RE paying for it! Twice! [except in reality we do know we are the ones paying for it in the interest rate they charge us - but still worth it!] Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!

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