Random Jello Shots

on 03.04.2009

Raspberry Jello Mixed with:

Peach Schnapps – Kinda like razzles except they aren‘t made from Chinese newspapers.

Midori – This is a shot for the Fruit in you!

Lemon Jello Mixed with:

Absolut Citron – What the hell else are you gonna mix it with?

Lime Jello Mixed with:

Tequila – Kinda tastes like ladies margarita night you big pansy.

Absolut Citron – Lemon Lime in your face bitch*(Turntable sound).

Watermelon Jello Mixed with:

Midori – Melons! Fucking Melons everywhere!

Sour Apple Schnapps – Like jolly rancher minus all your friends making fun of you for eating them and not being 5.

Tequila – Like someone assaulted a watermelon with a bottle of tequila.