Here's Some One-Liner Michael Jackson Jokes: Part 2

on 04.15.2004

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi.

Q: What's black and comes in little white cans?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor Leagues.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
A: One was once in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

When they were married, one night Michael said to Debbie, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we do?"

To which Debbie replied, "I know, we'll get a video."

Michael then said, "Good idea, I'll get Aladdin."

Debbie quickly replied, "No, Michael, you've been in trouble for that before."

Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father.
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until
the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.

I bet you are wondering just why would Michael dangle his baby over the balcony.

Michael decided to have a boy of his own because it's too
expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop. >

Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on child psychology: "Spare the rod, and spoil the child."

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
YOUR NAME: (required)

EMAIL: (required)

THEIR EMAIL: (required)
<< Previous Back^Next >> 

Comments From the Peanut Gallery