The Sexual Tension Quiz:

on 08.06.2001

The Sexual Tension Quiz:
We (the crazyshit.com staff) know how sexually frustrating all you guys and girls are out there, so we put a quiz up to see exactly how frustrated you are.

Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.

The Questions

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.

3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.

5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.

6. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.

7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.

9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.

11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.

12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.

13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.

14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.

The Answers:

1. nose

2. peanut butter

3. crane

4. Titanic

5. tent

6. dentist

7. wedding ring

8. elevator

9. chewing gum

10. newspaper boy

11. glove

12. arrow

13. attorney

14. bird

Score Yourself

If you score less than 14 points, you are horny as a toad.
If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are getting some, but might need a little more.
If you score over 21 points, what are you...a nun?

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